Cristiano Ronaldo

[StuCol]

Ron Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Jed I. Knight from the newbies sent me that one

 

[StuCol]

Da Doo Ron Ron (By The Muppet in All of Us)

We signed him on a Thursday and our hearts stood still
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
Sparks told me it would happen when Spurs sold Bale
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

Yeah, our hearts stood still
Yes, his name was Bale
And when Ron came back home
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

We knew what he was doing when he caught our eye
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
He played so quiet at OT but my oh my
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

Yeah, he caught our eye
Yes, oh my, oh my
And when he came back home
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

(Sax solo)

We picked him up from Madrid and he looked so fine
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
Someday soon the CAF will take him back
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

Yeah, he looked so fine,
Yes, the muppets give it time
And when he came back home
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

Be7ieve

More and more by the minute eh Iczster?

 

[shaggy]

I hope we send over someone soon to stir things similar to those scenarios at school when two kids were about to have a fight. "Ooh, you're no longer the world's most expensive player, I don't think he rates you anymore", "Wouldn't take that, mate, he's taking the piss", "You can't stand for that, apparently he wants a younger, better model, you have to do something." FIGHT!!

 

[Genius Me!]

More and more by the minute eh Iczster?

Yeah, such a shame he made a shit song ffs.

 

[iczster]

Yeah, such a shame he made a shit song ffs.

 

[Genius Me!]

Dont worry Icz, your enthusiasm is much to be admired for.

 

[StuCol]

I'm not happy with the treatment Iczster is receiving in this thread. Especially as he's chosen to see the light...

 

[Danillaco]

RONin

 

[Woodzy]

So how many of us are on board the Ronaldo train now? We seem to have an increasing number of be7ievers...

 

[Mickeza]

The talk about Benzema and Di Maria possibly leaving Madrid has dampened my enthusiasm.

 

[TheSamulator]

I'm fully onboard, it's RonaldON!

Be7ieve, Rona7do

 

[Shark]

So how many of us are on board the Ronaldo train now? We seem to have an increasing number of be7ievers...

My research has told me that exactly 7 people are realistically on board. It's a dam sign!

 

[Ish]

We'll probably need more kleenex if he signs, tbh.

Good point.

 

[iSparky]

So how many of us are on board the Ronaldo train now? We seem to have an increasing number of be7ievers...

I seem to be swaying you all. You all see the light now, believe lads! Believe!

 

[swooshboy]

My research has told me that exactly 7 people are realistically on board. It's a dam sign!

Gonna need a bigger train...

 

[hungrywing]

RONin

Nice one.

 

[Woodzy]

I seem to be swaying you all. You all see the light now, believe lads! Believe!

There's a distinct lack of 7's in your post Sparky. I question your faith.

 

[Bread]

Not gonna happen.

 

[RedSky]

Not gonna happen.

 

[iczster]

 

[Rooney in Paris]

 

[Bread]

Don't get that.

 

[Woodzy]

It's a "burn him" joke in a very topical format.

 

[iSparky]

There's a distinct lack of 7's in your post Sparky. I question your faith.

How dare you que7tion my 7ack o7 7's , I shou7d smac7 you aroun7 the hea7 for sugges7ing suc7 a thing!

#be7ieve #CR7

 

[Gee Male]

It's a "burn him" joke in a very topical format.

Oh. I just saw Ronaldo's face in the burnt bread.

 

[Genius Me!]

Don't get that.

I didn't either, until I saw your name then it all made sense.

 

[Woodzy]

How dare you que7tion my 7ack o7 7's , I shou7d smac7 you aroun7 the hea7 for sugges7ing suc7 a thing!

#be7ieve #CR7

 

[iSparky]

Oh. I just saw Ronaldo's face in the burnt bread.

 

[Bread]

Ah that's actually pretty good!

Still not gonna happen.

 

[The Man Himself]

Have United already placed order for Ronaldo shirts or identified when can Nike make them available?

 

[SirAF]

How dare you que7tion my 7ack o7 7's , I shou7d smac7 you aroun7 the hea7 for sugges7ing suc7 a thing!

#be7ieve #CR7

7 pumps for number 7!

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[TheSamulator]

I came after 7 strokes. It's a sign. He's coming home.

 

[SirAF]

I came after 7 strokes. It's a sign. He's coming home.

 

[Member 39557]

Oh. I just saw Ronaldo's face in the burnt bread.

I think you'll find it's Rooney's face

 

[gaz1185]

23/08/2013

2+3+8-2-1-3 = 7

IT HAPPENS TOMORROW!!

 

[Sir A1ex]

21/08/2013

1+2+8-2+1-3 = 7

IT HAPPENED YESTERDAY!!

 

[gaz1185]

ssshhh!

 

[RedSky]

I think you'll find it's Rooney's face

I see it!!!

 

[Member 39557]

I see it!!!

Yep. Tilt your head to the right and all becomes clear. It can never be unseen, just like Ronaldo can never be a Madrid player beyond the 2nd.

 

[Red Shorts]

16 days of exile, been tracking this situation pretty much every hour of the day since then, when will we be signing this bloke then: