Cristiano Ronaldo
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Search your feelings Damo, you know this story to be true....
It's actually the C7R.
And the model they showed was red with black trim.
Its on like feck.
I am erect. Everything is erect. Nipples and all. Blue balls at this point would mean death. Ronaldo, do you want my death on your hands ?
I so wish Ronaldo reads this thread.Sorry, but there was a C6
Don't do this to me
I have an absolutely stonking erection atm.
btw is there any news on transfers?
btw is there any news on transfers?
My widge has been transferred from my pants into the open air.
Widge
Prob bullshit but a friend who works as a BBC rugby journalist just posted that we've signed Ronaldo. I take no responsibility for the validity of this info
Just posted....where?
So what's your mates name?
In a post-box somewhere in the UK?
There's obviously some rumours flying around the BBC Sport team right now with Dan Walker and Robbie Savage both commenting on the possibility. The source of the rumour...who knows.
You'd think if there was even a glimmer of it happening the written press would be all over this. It's strange this one. No real quotes to fuel speculation, the whole transfer itself seems unrealistic but the noises never go away.
You'd think if there was even a glimmer of it happening the written press would be all over this. It's strange this one. No real quotes to fuel speculation, the whole transfer itself seems unrealistic but the noises never go away.
Everyone will be on body language watch tonight.
Let's see what happens today when he plays
this fecking threadIt's not all coming fromthat tit Tommy Smyth from ESPN is it?
Couple of weeks ago, he said he'd always said Ronaldo was coming back, and "who's laughing now".
seemed bizarrely smug
Couple of weeks ago, he said he'd always said Ronaldo was coming back, and "who's laughing now".
seemed bizarrely smug
Sorry meant fb not an article. I don't think he's lying, says they've had 4 sources come to them. Still can't be that reliable or it would be on their site by all accounts surely!
Can't see it happening myself!
Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague
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Cristiano Ronaldo, as it has been said here for months, is staying at Real Madrid this seasonStunning insight from Balague.
He said "staying" not "playing".
Maybe he's going to stay and train at Real but commute to England for our games. Its ON!! blah blah blah.
That cnut can go feck himself. It's on!!!
Didn't Balague say Falcao would join us and we'd made some sort of advance payment for him? Also, mentioned Thiago wanting to tell Barca he's leaving for United after his dad met us in Manchester. He also said something about Pep not agreeing a deal with Bayern but 2 days later he was announced as their new coach.
In short, Balague is a dick and Ronaldo is coming home.
In short, Balague is a dick and Ronaldo is coming home.
stop it sparks ... just stop it
Stop what? Some of you lot need to start reading the signs. This is happening.
It's all circumstantial evidence mate. You honestly think Real will let Ronnie go whether they get Bale or not? Barca have strengthened with Neymar. It isn't happening, take the kermit outfit off and let it go.
Pfft, nothing worse than a non believer. I would be more optimistic of them cashing in on a player who may not sign a contract with the club as opposed to have to face the prospect of losing him of a free when the contract is up.
#believe
Smores lad. How the devil are you?
The life of mime has kept me busy but what's the new season without the caf!
But...but... Guillem said...
Where on earth have you been?
Lads, note, he only said 'this season'. Next summer Ronaldo will return. Ed Woodward is probably just putting the final touches on the pre-contract as we speak...
If he plays tonight does it completely kill the muppet dream ?
If we read the sign carefully, it says RONALDO ISCO MING. So It means Isco will take over the Real Madrid's Ming dynasty from Ronaldo and Ronaldo will return to his spiritual home. What more signs do people need?
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