Cristiano Ronaldo

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It all fits together. After weeks of not seeing daylight my cock might finally come out again. (to see moonlight but still)
 
Well you'd want to believe it but just so unlikely. Also can't imagine Sky wouldn't be all over this if true.
 
Paddys been reading all the abuse he gets in the matchday forums and now he's getting his revenge
 
:lol: Paddy is saying the main reason Ronaldo left United was because of the weather and went crazy at the suggestion that he supported Real Madrid as a kid. He said he's spoken to him many times and Benfica was his team growing up.
 
:lol: Paddy is saying the main reason Ronaldo left United was because of the weather and went crazy at the suggestion that he supported Real Madrid as a kid. He said he's spoken to him many times and Benfica was his team growing up.


I thought it was his mother who wanted him to play for Real. He did it to make his mother proud.
 
Okay just heard crerand talking about Ronaldo which sparked all the twitter.

Someone called in and said that he heard that his mate saw Ronaldo at the airport and has a picture.

Paddy said "let me stop you there because I heard the same thing, my son said his pal saw Ronaldo getting off a private jet."

Paddy then asked who he was with and the guy told him that he was on his own.

fecking hell, was hoping it'd be a realistic sighting at least.
 
#IfRonaldoComesHome

Get that shit trending
 
A bid/transfer of this size would have been leaked well before he's at the point of talking directly with a club. Not a chance Madrid would sell Ronaldo before they got Bale wrapped up either.
 
A bid/transfer of this size would have been leaked well before he's at the point of talking directly with a club. Not a chance Madrid would sell Ronaldo before they got Bale wrapped up either.


Bale could be wrapped up. Who knows?
 
A bid/transfer of this size would have been leaked well before he's at the point of talking directly with a club. Not a chance Madrid would sell Ronaldo before they got Bale wrapped up either.

I doubt anyone is really taking this seriously.
 
It's erection type stuff going on in here right now.
 
It's strange seeing the muppetism from the other side.
 
so old Paddy, who let's be honest is a bit of a fantasist, says his son's mate saw Ronaldo.

So basically the kid saw some olive skinned bloke from a distance at the airport and thought it was Ronaldo.

Terrific.
 
I can't believe people are even thinking this could be remotely true.

So far all we have to go on:

1. Real Madrid are going to break the world record transfer fee for someone who plays in his position
2. The player we have who would take Ronaldo's number has inexplicably changed away from number 7.
3. Ronaldo himself has tweeted he's not signing a new contract at Madrid
4. Paddy Crerand has said he is in Manchester

Don't see it at all
 
Alright I'm going in for this one last time. Hit me with some new tweets/news/what your mates said, it's been about ten minutes since the latest interesting tweet
 
#FindRonaldo - the great twitter hunt is now on!!
 
This Paddy bullshit is spreading like wildfire in the social networks. Some people are being morons, saying things like ''It's been confirmed by MUTV that Ronaldo is in Manchester'' and also some people think Alistair Ferguson is Fergie's son and are taking his word as gospel.

I'm not sure if these people are just desperate for a signing and are letting their imagination go wild or they're generally stupid.
 
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