Cristiano Ronaldo - Man Utd Player
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The feck with the music
Should have been the Rocky fanfare!
"Honestly, I've eaten 5 of them this morning and I feel great. It's expensive, but they won't be beaten for their thermodynamic properties and you gain no weight"
lame
“No seriously Crissy...I had to get rid of 10 of them...Fellani, Sanchez, Lukaku, Darmian, Herrera, Rojo, Smalling, Young, Fosu-Mensah and Lingard.....oh no wait...”
You got to give us a bit more than that United. That’s some awful music too.
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Our admin is milking the goat.
Mata cant miss a chance to speak spanish ah?
Me and my bigger brother on our way to tell our mom it was the neighbours kid, who broke the window during evenings street match.
Is it me or do Ole's hands seem abnormally large?
"Murphy, you are an elf. Uncontrollably, I think."
Is it me or do Ole's hands seem abnormally large?
Is that the squad list? Think can see VDB at the bottom there.
Why the feck a multi billion dollar club can have tilted logo at the glass?
"Murphy, you are an elf. Uncontrollably, I think."
"Wait a minute, you're not Sir Alex..."
I'm dreaming right?
Dalot is all of us
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Mata really just at United for vibes
Dalot looks star struck
I'm dreaming right?
Dalot is all of us
Absolutely.
Ronaldo - " Oley a little test i have for all my new managers.....how many fingers behind my back?"
Dalot was in the Portugal national team in the euros with Cristiano, doubt he’ll be that star struck at United now anyway
"Murphy, you are an elf. Uncontrollably, I think."
“I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when…”
Ronaldo - " Oley a little test i have for all my new managers.....how many fingers behind my back?"
Why is the logo on the window so skewed. Its giving me OCD. Fix it for fecks sake.
I find Ronaldo's sinister smile here hilariously disturbing, his face looks so fecking sharp, damn!
Face it, all the staff are just going to be in awe of him
I find Ronaldo's sinister smile here hilariously disturbing, his face looks so fecking sharp, damn!
That coach has some nice cakes on him
That does not look like a decal. It looks like it might be resting on the support.
It’s like when you were 8 and there was a new kid in your class, the nicest best behaved kid was always chosen to take care of them.
Uncultured posters, need to listen to more Lil Nas X.
Mike phelan has lost some weight.
I find Ronaldo's sinister smile here hilariously disturbing, his face looks so fecking sharp, damn!
Glazers won't even fork out for some blu-tack. Joke of a club.
And gained some trousers
The music opinions on this site are something, that's for sure.
"Somebody stop me!"
I find Ronaldo's sinister smile here hilariously disturbing, his face looks so fecking sharp, damn!
Man was wearing a suit in our last game. I almost dropped my coffee.
Well, it is his native language....
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