Cristiano Ronaldo (I stay)

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Aurelio, you old slag. It's the Mendmeister general. Have you bought a striker yet? No? Good, don't bother. I've got the man here. He's perfec'. Will he do pressing? He invented pressing. [winks at Ronaldo and does the Pinocchio growing nose gesuture] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's good around the dressing room, yeah. We'll get a highlights reel over to you this afternoon. I'm seeing you Sunday, aren't I? For my sins? How is Kalidou? He left you yet? ......... Yep, alright, see you then. (Hangs up the phone) He has left him. I forgot about that.

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If he wanted CL football that badly, he'd massively reduce his wage demands. The guy is rich enough and will continue to make money long after he retires. It's all about ego.
 
stumbled across this. They don’t know the camera is on them and it seems to be a normal atmosphere with him and the team..
 
What gets me is how CR is so incredibly arrogant that he thinks he can slag off his current employer and be convinced offers would stream in for him. This public whoring only works when you're in demand. He's gonna stay, and these antics will haunt him in the twilight of his career.
 
If he wanted CL football that badly, he'd massively reduce his wage demands. The guy is rich enough and will continue to make money long after he retires. It's all about ego.
Agreed, I'm sure a team like Atletico could sign him up if he was willing to be paid peanuts.
 
Aurelio, you old slag. It's the Mendmeister general. Have you bought a striker yet? No? Good, don't bother. I've got the man here. He's perfec'. Will he do pressing? He invented pressing. [winks at Ronaldo and does the Pinocchio growing nose gesuture] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's good around the dressing room, yeah. We'll get a highlights reel over to you this afternoon. I'm seeing you Sunday, aren't I? For my sins? How is Kalidou? He left you yet? ......... Yep, alright, see you then. (Hangs up the phone) He has left him. I forgot about that.
This is so feckin funny :lol: gawdamn! I've read it five times. Cla. Sic! David Brent rules
 
stumbled across this. They don’t know the camera is on them and it seems to be a normal atmosphere with him and the team..

They don't know a camera is on them.... despite it being a warmup on a game day with a reasonable number of fans very early to the game? Yeah of course :lol:
 
This is BS. Why would a coach as smart as ETH do that? He probably told him in private
Sending a message to the squad, great coaches in other sports have been known to make examples out of their stars to stamp their authority and to make it clear no one is above the team
 
It's really unfortunate for us that not a single CL team either wants him or the Tier 3 ones that do, can't afford him. An expensive mistake for our bench this season.
 
Will be some humble pie for him this season being benched by Martial and seeing not a single club go after him. Like fair enough if he wants to leave. But in the end nobody will want to go for him, so he'll stay and he'll have to be ok with it because that's the reality now. He's not a top player anymore.
 
stumbled across this. They don’t know the camera is on them and it seems to be a normal atmosphere with him and the team..

High fiving some team mates means what exactly? They'd probably prefer he wasn't trying to leave at every desperate opportunity than give them a hand slap
 
Will be some humble pie for him this season being benched by Martial and seeing not a single club go after him. Like fair enough if he wants to leave. But in the end nobody will want to go for him, so he'll stay and he'll have to be ok with it because that's the reality now. He's not a top player anymore.
But why did he go public? There was literally nothing to gain. Tell ETH, tell Mendes. That's all.
 
High fiving some team mates means what exactly? They'd probably prefer he wasn't trying to leave at every desperate opportunity than give them a hand slap
I mean by the reports of how much the team despises him, it looks like a pretty normal working relationship. Anyone who has tension with a colleague wouldn’t go out of their way to salut them.
 
Sending a message to the squad, great coaches in other sports have been known to make examples out of their stars to stamp their authority and to make it clear no one is above the team

Nonesense. The players know one day they might have to get dropped. ETH seems like a sensible man and no way would he pull a stunt like that
 
Nonesense. The players know one day they might have to get dropped. ETH seems like a sensible man and no way would he pull a stunt like that

It's not nonsense when coaches in other disciplines at the top have used that very stunt before :lol:

Who knows if it's true or not but it's not some shocking sort of treatment
 
They don't know a camera is on them.... despite it being a warmup on a game day with a reasonable number of fans very early to the game? Yeah of course :lol:
Cameras are on them obviously. But not all cameras are picking up this detail or focusing on non eventful pre-game routines.
 
High fiving some team mates means what exactly? They'd probably prefer he wasn't trying to leave at every desperate opportunity than give them a hand slap

Yeah I don't doubt some teammates are sick of him or dislike him but if you believe media reports he is having lunch alone in a corner snickering at the squad
 
Cameras are on them obviously. But not all cameras are picking up this detail or focusing on non eventful pre-game routines.

This is 2022 pal.... if you have a few thousand in the stadium, you know any little thing is being picked up on if you are player, forget being a player with Ronaldo's popularity and image. Anything he does in the open world is done knowing cameras are on him more or less.
 
:lol: how many tweets of the type "he will stay unless he doesn't " have we seen so far? I am glad the window is mercifully ending.
 
Yeah I don't doubt some teammates are sick of him or dislike him but if you believe media reports he is having lunch alone in a corner snickering at the squad
well yeah i'm sure they are exaggerating for clicks, just like they do with EVERY United news.
 
But why did he go public? There was literally nothing to gain. Tell ETH, tell Mendes. That's all.
He was deluded and thought he'd get a lot of interest. Its not that surprising that someone who has been one of the greatest of all time for so long, doesn't realize when their own level has dropped. Instead he got publicly rejected by all... And then benched by Martial.
 
I don't think Ronaldo is as hated in the dressing room as the media would like us to believe. But he's already done more than enough to annoy the feck out of ETH, from not showing up to pre season to wanting to leave and failing to find a club. It's not a situation that you want to have in your team.

And rest assured, Ronaldo still desperately trying to leave. The whole I'm gonna say everything soon is just BS, because he'll wait till the transfer window closes first. He can come up now and say I have no intention of leaving and I love the club etc, but he'll only do it once the window is over without finding a new club.
 
What’s the difference? Would you go out of your way to salut a colleague that you supposedly have tension with?

You made it sound like they're going to Ronaldo to "salut" him, as though he's some sort of hero. In answer to your question though, yes, somebody like Ronaldo absolutely would do something uncomfortable like that in front of watching eyes and cameras. If it served a purpose.

Though I don't think all the players have an issue with him, and some probably don't hold it against him personally. I wouldn't be surprised if some players felt they play within themselves with him around, that doesn't mean they're not friendly with him. There's people I've hated playing football with, but I don't hold it against them.
 
I don't think Ronaldo is as hated in the dressing room as the media would like us to believe. But he's already done more than enough to annoy the feck out of ETH, from not showing up to pre season to wanting to leave and failing to find a club. It's not a situation that you want to have in your team.

And rest assured, Ronaldo still desperately trying to leave. The whole I'm gonna say everything soon is just BS, because he'll wait till the transfer window closes first. He can come up now and say I have no intention of leaving and I love the club etc, but he'll only do it once the window is over without finding a new club.

I bet he will ask for his island back from mendes for failing to get him a club. And for over promising his back in may/June that there were so many choices out there.
 
Good bench player to have when we are chasing a goal late on. Looking forward to Antony whipping some crosses in at the 93rd minute and having Ronaldo bury the header for the win.
 
The funny thing about this whole situation is how before the summer, all we heard from pundits is how Ronaldo is the last problem we have, how it's all about goals and he gets you goals, ... all that superficial analysis that made it sound like he is either our biggest problem or he is good for us. He was neither. The point all along was that he can't be part of a dynamic high octane team and that if we were aiming to be that, he can't be part in it. It was never that he was a problem in an underachieving team. The jury from the only qualified football people is out now, all the top coaches in Europe looked and thought he does not fit them. That was the message all along and the fact that he wasn't shit last year in a season when we were, does not change that.
 
Di Marzio saying Mendes is trying to negotiate with Napoli with view to shipping out Oshimen, as wel as Milan with view to ship out Leao. If it's true he's going full tilt in securing a CL season for Ronnie. Maybe they had to wait to find out which unfancied CL clubs had favourable groups :D Milan have an easier draw than Napoli.
 
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