Cristiano Ronaldo (I stay)

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When we bought him I wrote (on this site) that it was the worse thing that could happen to this club and was heavily criticised by almost everyone

You were right. Having first hand knowledge of what went on behind the scenes, I can tell you now that it’s zero surprise we’ve fallen apart since his return to training. He’s toxic as feck and he needs to go.
 
You were right. Having first hand knowledge of what went on behind the scenes, I can tell you now that it’s zero surprise we’ve fallen apart since his return to training. He’s toxic as feck and he needs to go.
What do you know?
 
Contract extension incoming to show how delighted the club is to have Ronaldo. That will show them.
 
We’d be better off without him but that is seeming the case for a lot of the squad.

Finding it very hard to like them but these same players were ones I liked under Solskjaer more often than not.

I think a lot of what was said by Ragnick is making sense and I think Ole should be commended for getting out of this squad what he did at the time.
 
We haven't seen many signs that he's taken an active role in mentoring some of the younger players which we absolutely should be getting him to do, and that's a shame. Why have all that knowledge and experience in your squad if you're not going to use it to help blood rookie talent coming through.
 
When sky first tweeted I was quite relieved/excited as I thought that finally some decisive action was being taken. But nope. Turns out everyone’s still just waiting…
 
You were right. Having first hand knowledge of what went on behind the scenes, I can tell you now that it’s zero surprise we’ve fallen apart since his return to training. He’s toxic as feck and he needs to go.


Can you please post at least a vague summary so that his most ardent supporters can stop blindly supporting him?
 
Sure we'll drag it out to the end for no reason at all, but I can't see anything other than him leaving before the end of the month.
 
You were right. Having first hand knowledge of what went on behind the scenes, I can tell you now that it’s zero surprise we’ve fallen apart since his return to training. He’s toxic as feck and he needs to go.

One of the fanzines also said as much last week. Atmosphere was good until 'he came back' or something along those lines was the quote.
 
One of the fanzines also said as much last week. Atmosphere was good until 'he came back' or something along those lines was the quote.
This is why I don’t buy all this not for sale nonsense. If club sources see it, Ten Hag sees it. He’d sell him if an even half serious bidder came in.
 
Can i get PMs?
Hey mate keep this to yourself and don't let @Berbaclass see these PMs ok?

Anyway @simonhch overheard Ronaldo talking to his agent when he had snuck into his cupboard to smell his pants, like he does with every United player at the weekends. Ronnie and his agent were just standing there in the living, barely moving, reciting greetings and goodbyes to one another. Then suddenly they started peeling their skin off to reveal the scales below, and they put their head masks on the table before opening a secret sacrificial counter to suck worms up with their straw like noses.

It was at this point that Simon discovered the document called "Operation Double Agent for Mister Pep". The scummy fecker is being paid by City this entire time!
 
Hey mate keep this to yourself and don't let @Berbaclass see these PMs ok?

Anyway @simonhch overheard Ronaldo talking to his agent when he had snuck into his cupboard to smell his pants, like he does with every United player at the weekends. Ronnie and his agent were just standing there in the living, barely moving, reciting greetings and goodbyes to one another. Then suddenly they started peeling their skin off to reveal the scales below, and they put their head masks on the table before opening a secret sacrificial counter to suck worms up with their straw like noses.

It was at this point that Simon discovered the document called "Operation Double Agent for Mister Pep". The scummy fecker is being paid by City this entire time!
Too accurate to be made up.
 
Hey mate keep this to yourself and don't let @Berbaclass see these PMs ok?

Anyway @simonhch overheard Ronaldo talking to his agent when he had snuck into his cupboard to smell his pants, like he does with every United player at the weekends. Ronnie and his agent were just standing there in the living, barely moving, reciting greetings and goodbyes to one another. Then suddenly they started peeling their skin off to reveal the scales below, and they put their head masks on the table before opening a secret sacrificial counter to suck worms up with their straw like noses.

It was at this point that Simon discovered the document called "Operation Double Agent for Mister Pep". The scummy fecker is being paid by City this entire time!
I knew it! Dirty armadillo bastards
 
Agree, but would the Glazers sanction?
If they won’t then Ten Hag should rightly call it a day. Keeping players purely for commercial purposes to the detriment of the teams morale/form is worth quitting over. How’s he supposed to work with a board that not only won’t buy who he wants but won’t sell who he wants either?
 
If they won’t then Ten Hag should rightly call it a day. Keeping players purely for commercial purposes to the detriment of the teams morale/form is worth quitting over. How’s he supposed to work with a board that not only won’t buy who he wants but won’t sell who he wants either?

Agreed.
 
Hey mate keep this to yourself and don't let @Berbaclass see these PMs ok?

Anyway @simonhch overheard Ronaldo talking to his agent when he had snuck into his cupboard to smell his pants, like he does with every United player at the weekends. Ronnie and his agent were just standing there in the living, barely moving, reciting greetings and goodbyes to one another. Then suddenly they started peeling their skin off to reveal the scales below, and they put their head masks on the table before opening a secret sacrificial counter to suck worms up with their straw like noses.

It was at this point that Simon discovered the document called "Operation Double Agent for Mister Pep". The scummy fecker is being paid by City this entire time!

That kind of slander will see your backside krav-magad.
 
If they won’t then Ten Hag should rightly call it a day. Keeping players purely for commercial purposes to the detriment of the teams morale/form is worth quitting over. How’s he supposed to work with a board that not only won’t buy who he wants but won’t sell who he wants either?
Snicker. If Utd has to get rid of all the players that ETD doesn’t like today, the dressing room will look pretty empty.

Getting rid of Ronaldo so the team can stroll up and down the field and blame losses on the lack of a striker doesn’t sound like a great plan, but if he’s hurting peoples feelings and frowning often, well then obviously he has to go. /s
 
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One of the fanzines also said as much last week. Atmosphere was good until 'he came back' or something along those lines was the quote.

The rest of the team definitely needs moving on if the reason they're playing like they are is because they don't like one of their teammates. Bad characters.
 
The rest of the team definitely needs moving on if the reason they're playing like they are is because they don't like one of their teammates. Bad characters.

I think most of those lot are just a lost cause full stop. Ronaldo or no Ronaldo.
 
What an unlikable bunch of cnuts we have in this squad. They all deserve each other and the shite that will happen this season.
 
It's baffling they're only openly discussing this now.
Think the club had their head in the sand hoping it would all blow over type of thing and that Ronaldo would just accept another season. We could all see it from a mile away, but heyho
 
I think a lot of the fog the likes of rashford, Maguire and Shaw are playing with is due to some internal issue with Ronaldo. I mean, these lads struggled from a lack of talent but they never downed their tools in terms of effort for Solskjær until he showed up. It’ll be a night and day the game after he eventually goes. His effort and attitude is septic right now. It’s also why no other club wants to touch him with a 20 foot pole despite guaranteed 20 or so goals.
 
If they won’t then Ten Hag should rightly call it a day. Keeping players purely for commercial purposes to the detriment of the teams morale/form is worth quitting over. How’s he supposed to work with a board that not only won’t buy who he wants but won’t sell who he wants either?

Yeah I would fully back him showing them up
 
I think a lot of the fog the likes of rashford, Maguire and Shaw are playing with is due to some internal issue with Ronaldo. I mean, these lads struggled from a lack of talent but they never downed their tools in terms of effort for Solskjær until he showed up. It’ll be a night and day the game after he eventually goes. His effort and attitude is septic right now. It’s also why no other club wants to touch him with a 20 foot pole despite guaranteed 20 or so goals.

Oh please they can all leave for me because none of them care about this club one bit
 
I think a lot of the fog the likes of rashford, Maguire and Shaw are playing with is due to some internal issue with Ronaldo. I mean, these lads struggled from a lack of talent but they never downed their tools in terms of effort for Solskjær until he showed up. It’ll be a night and day the game after he eventually goes. His effort and attitude is septic right now. It’s also why no other club wants to touch him with a 20 foot pole despite guaranteed 20 or so goals.
Yes, having so many no-talent starters isn’t a problem, it’s Ronaldo.
 
It's time to end this. We have to act like a football club if we have to give ETH a chance. We hold onto players who shouldn't be here either for their play or their personalities.
 
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