Alemar
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Could we make a direct player swap with Napoli? Ronaldo for Fabian Ruiz
I recommend using a different hand for scratching your arse than the one you're using for crisps.Yes, Ronnie, we get it. You've got the absolute peak physique for a footballer. Well done. I'm eating a packet of crisps and scratching my arse in front of the TV.
Where's the fun in that?I recommend using a different hand for scratching your arse than the one you're using for crisps.
and how do you know his affect on others? Has he told you? or have you been reading the rubbish here and in the newspapers?
It was only Bayern that came out and spoke about it in detail and they didn’t actually state they wouldn’t sign him because of the reasons you’ve outlined. They said he didn’t “fit their philosophy” which could mean multiple things including how old he is (he’s ancient) and his salary. Kahn complimented him as being a great player in the same sentence.The fact that other clubs have flat out come out and said that they dont want to sign him since he doesnt fit into their team profile, should also be an indication that there are more people than Redcafe armchair managers that see a problem with Ronaldos ability to function as part of a team, over a big time individual performer.
yupSo the damage control has begun.
yup
He's on very thin ice with the fans but i hope he doesn't get booed even though perhaps he deserves it. Pretty obvious ten Hag wants/rates him and I think we might need him, at least until a proper replacement is identified.
That's fair enough I think. It's just business from now on.The best thing the fans could do tomorrow is to ignore him completely.
I recommend using a different hand for scratching your arse than the one you're using for crisps.
The fact that a 37-year-old man makes a point to roll up his shorts like that to show off all his muscles is just so pathetic.
The best thing the fans could do tomorrow is to ignore him completely.
Footballers usually are immature for a good part of their careers but he is in a completely different galaxy.The fact that a 37-year-old man makes a point to roll up his shorts like that to show off all his muscles is just so pathetic.
You can just look at stats from our last few seasons and you'll seeWhen the feck did we press under Solksjaer
We didn't play high defensive line because of De Gea, not the defenders. If you look at the games with Henderson in goal, we played about 10m further up the pitch.I mean, actually, kind of, yeah?... those were the signings we intended to make and as a result deliberately tried to shift to a much more attacking possession style, as opposed to the almost entirely counter attacking style we’d employed previously under Ole.
This was even something Ole said he was doing, and wanted to do. To play games on the front foot higher up the pitch. Something we were rarely ever doing (we certainly weren’t pressing??) and Varane and Sancho were supposed to aid this…
Except that some of our players - notably Maguire, Wan Bissaka, McTominey and to a lesser extent Shaw - aren’t actually very well suited to playing high up the pitch. It’s one thing to be a very good defender on the backfoot, where you’re camped in your own box and heading things away, making tackles & interceptions and bringing the ball out are key… and another altogether being a good one against breakaways - where pace and positioning are more important as you’re mostly on the halfway line with loads of pitch behind you. Varane is used to one of these, Maguire is used to the other (or having 5 at the back with England)
It surely makes a lot more sense that we lost games by embarrassing scorelines and shipped loads of goals because our defenders couldn’t adapt to a new system, than because we signed one striker? Especially as we were still leaking chances in the games he didn’t play… Even the one we played before he signed!.. Where Varane was supposedly shocked by the amount of work he had to do vs Wolves (they had 15 shots to our 10 and we squeaked a jammy last minute Greenwood winner) which Ole jokingly put down to the pace of the Premiere League, rather than our suicidal new tactics not suiting our slow defenders.
Which isn’t to say that Ronaldo didn’t create problems. But the idea we suddenly fell to shit defensively because of one striker who didn’t play a lot of games we were also still shit in, is such weirdly convenient one size revisionism.
I bet you could sleep with Ronaldo.It was only Bayern that came out and spoke about it in detail and they didn’t actually state they wouldn’t sign him because of the reasons you’ve outlined. They said he didn’t “fit their philosophy” which could mean multiple things including how old he is (he’s ancient) and his salary. Kahn complimented him as being a great player in the same sentence.
Tuchel was coy and never actually gave an answer. Atletico Madrid president said the rumours were purely made up (never actually talked about Ronaldo’s quality as a player).
Any other team he was linked with was pure fiction as far as we know.
Ah come on, I'm as done with the Ronaldo drama as the next guy (I really wish he leaves and we replace him with quality from somewhere), but there's nothing in this - it's classic RonaldoThe fact that a 37-year-old man makes a point to roll up his shorts like that to show off all his muscles is just so pathetic.
There are posters like @Ladron de redcafe who I have only seen on Ronaldo and Messi related threads. I dont mind since most of the content is hilariously pathetic
Are you just fabricating fake stuff to fit your opinion here?
Martial 19/20 season:
13,5 pressings/90 - average compared all other attacking players in the top 5 leagues.
Ronaldo 21/22 season:
6,5 pressings/90 - number 850 out of 850 midfielders and attackers in the top 5 leagues.
How is that similar?
It's actually really easy to run a search on your posts. I'd say 90% of your posts in the last couple of months is focused on those two players. This is just two random pages....There are posters like @shamans that follow me around everywhere I go. Pathetic is most definitely the right word
Getting Patrick Bateman vibes from this pic,the fecking narcissismYes, Ronnie, we get it. You've got the absolute peak physique for a footballer. Well done. I'm eating a packet of crisps and scratching my arse in front of the TV.
And we were going to a much more offensive, possession based play until Ronaldo came back.
Then how do Bayern, Madrid etc get away with it? Because lewa and benzema’s pressing stats are similar to him. Also to keep singling him out for not pressing is such a lame and stupid thing to do. Have you seen the rest of our team’s pressing numbers? If yes, then why keep singling him out? Just stop with the agenda.I hope those impressive muscles of his are up to pressing from the front and not just for show as there is no point pressing unless everyone does it.