You just know that the Glazers are delusional, vain cnuts who think they've done an amazing job running the club. Mourinho and Rangnick threatened to shatter that fantasy and were promptly booted out. They'll be gritting their teeth together watching Ratcliffe overhaul everything I imagine as they probably think everything is fine as it is.
Club Sale | It’s done!
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I expect them to work on Sunday. It happens in the movies, making good people work on Christmas Eve for the big corporates. It's their duty.
Mad Friday. Everyone gets hammered.
Raw chicken? Definitely not getting value for your buck buck buck
Are you partying with the INEOS guys?
Tell me more…..
Sympathy for Mr Ten Hag and Murtough looking very bad. Find it odd that he's become a target all of sudden. Not that it doesn't please me but it does look coordinated.
It is coordinated and it worries me because it sounds a lot like the hit pieces against Woodward, LVG, Mourinho, Moyes or Ole. So who is coordinating it, is it high ranking employees that have been at the club for that long and are the actual feckwit that ruins everything or maybe it's the Glazers?
Scapegoating Murtough and hoping to save their jobs?
Bloody hell lads it’s a joke. We’re at the end now lighten up a bit!
You piece of shit, that's a great joke. Damn you.
If it's employees I guess that it would the goal, if it's the Glazers then it's to deflect criticism away from them.
Twitter saying it’s not happening tonight or tomorrow.
No it’s not
Christmas day it is then
The hiring of a mixed bag of managers is another result of our lack of a competent management structure but we have hired a mixture of managers who were never good enough and those who were clearly past their best.
In terms of ten hag, I don't think it's unreasonable to expect him to understand the league well enough to know mount alongside bruno as advanced 8's won't work, or to have learned from our failings much more quickly this season or have a clear plan for the teak that is visible on the pitch
The second coming of Christ will be sooner
What the what?!!
It’s happening tonight the INEOS heads are gathered around a giant oak wood desk the lines are racked up and every hour a nervous intern comes into the room to provide an update.
Ratcliffe at the head of the table with a cigar in his mouth lets a little smirk spread across his face showing his one gold molar.
on the giant screens a Twitter feed on one , the NYSE MUFC stock prices on another, red cage being monitored by the older but grizzled associate in the room.
The last update goes by, Radcliffe’s smile turns downward…”we stay till it’s done” one of the younger associates nervously pipes up “b-but sir my wife has this thi..” he’s cut off sir Jim has a steely look in his eyes and darts a look over to the shotgun ornament on his side table and mutters “till it’s done”.
the room falls silent as the snow begins to fall outside of the canary ward towers.
Ratcliffe at the head of the table with a cigar in his mouth lets a little smirk spread across his face showing his one gold molar.
on the giant screens a Twitter feed on one , the NYSE MUFC stock prices on another, red cage being monitored by the older but grizzled associate in the room.
The last update goes by, Radcliffe’s smile turns downward…”we stay till it’s done” one of the younger associates nervously pipes up “b-but sir my wife has this thi..” he’s cut off sir Jim has a steely look in his eyes and darts a look over to the shotgun ornament on his side table and mutters “till it’s done”.
the room falls silent as the snow begins to fall outside of the canary ward towers.
So psyched about the deal I have bought the missus some INEOS hand soap.
Might be a hit job but everyone but the most deluded know murtough is in way pver his head
So Sir Jim runs a bird hospital from a red cage in his boardroom?! Good knowledge.
Happy November!
I can only relay info from May/March no need to be a big clever boy about it.
We’ve already seen the reports that they were mad about the potential buyer statements last year saying that they wanted to bring United back to where they belong.
Must have been a spread for Evra
Nope not today or tomorrow according to United Stand so next year looks like
Oooh ouch. No sense of humour. Duly noted. As you were.
(Apologies for any offence caused)
If it's Glazers then surely it's they're the culpable ones for actually hiring Murtough and co? There's no way this deflects any criticism away from them.
Utterly shocked that this isn't going to be done before christmas, so out of character for the Glazers.
Not like they're celebrating this time of year what with being Lithuanian Jews.
"Christmas? We'll give you a Christmas to remember, peasants."
If the sale will be on December 31 on the boss's birthday I'll be so happy and it will definitely symbols a closer for all of us.
Nothing is happening before the New Year. Everyone's on holiday now until 2 January.
Enter Sheikh Jassim on a white horse in full-body armour. He swiftly incapacitates all of Ratcliffe's associates in the room, leaving just Jimbo and himself standing.
"It's treason, then," Jimbo mutters, rising from the head of the table and unsheathing an antique French sabre, gifted to him by an associate in Monaco.
Just as they were about to do battle, Joel and Avram Glazer emerge from the shadowy background behind them. A wily grin spread across Jimbo's face as the Glazers surrounded the Sheikh. "It was me all along, Jassy boy. You never had a chance"
Jassim, terrified, makes daring escape out the window. Feeling defeated, he consults with his top confidantes: his twelve most loyal supporters on Twitter, with 100 followers between them.
"Tune everything out. We will be vindicated soon."
Jassim, feeling rejuvenated, swapped his armour for his trusty Man Utd shirt, the very same that led him to the Golden Boot in five-a-side. He mounted his horse and went to do battle with Jimbo and the Glazers again, without any armour.
Bollocks. Jim has got everyone pizza.
He’s not had many options. I mean look at his subs in most games this season, he’s having to patchwork a team together most weeks and make changes to the starting team every game.
Most teams don’t have to do that. I feel like some of you judge him with absolutely zero capacity to factor in actual issues that limit what he can do.
I’ve said it all along that mistake he’s making are causing us more issues because there simply isn’t any room for mistakes. Other managers have more wiggle room and more options so they can recover, we just haven’t had that this season.
This years 3pm address to the nation will be King Jim announcing that ‘Manchester United are back mf-ers’ sat on a Ruby red throne wearing a cape made out of Liver bird feathers.
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