Club Sale | It’s done!
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This is what your typical drug dealer looks like
The best way to look at it is anything other than the way its been rrun since Fergie has got to be a big strp up...surely?
That's how I look at it. Sir Jim wasn't my first choice, but he seems to be mean business and looking fix some of the incompetence in the background, so I'll support him and welcome his cull of useless twats.
Come now, no need to kick them when they are (going) down
You don't know what's in the green carrier bag.
The whole ordeal feels like waking up after a night out and finding a 4/10 in your bed. It might not be what you were hoping for but it beats wanking into that crystal sherry glass like every other night.
Yeah, no.
Look at this absolute Chad posting an archive link for us. Well done
Here is me thinking a posh wank was spunking into a johnny. Very classy!
Yeah, I know the fe.... wait, what?
Can’t figure out the mechanics of how a pigeon would even do that. I mean, do you have to do that stupid puffed up feathery pigeon dance first? Every time?! Are you standing or on your back? Are you choking the chicken or flicking the bean? Can pigeons even say choking the chicken or is that considered racist? Wings or claws?
(Or does that depend what you’re in the mood for? ) How do you know the difference between spunk and pidgey poop? (Because we all know that is involuntary for birds unless they are sat above my fecking car )Maybe I’m overthinking this but it’s frankly way more interesting than this strategic review process at the moment!
And now I’m going to get another warning for posting off topic. Bastard.
If even you're starting to lose faith, we're in trouble.
this is encouraging
Phil saying it’s done.
Well, it's not done, is it? Because shares are still trading. There hasn't even been a filing to change the share structure to allow the ownership of B shares by people not named Glazer. Unless Jimbo is marrying Joel tonight...
Clown show of a process not least helped by crack jobs on social media peddling things they know the square root of nothing about.
big Phil
So, Sir Jim, Sir Alex and Sir Dave are on a mission to reform United. Anyone else who is a bit worry that the best before stamp may be passed here?
Knights of the Red table!
Mitchell?
Basically the most important thing to take from the United takeover / Minority investment is just his bad people are At basic Mathematics.?Seriously??
What a plonker.
25% of 113m is 28.25m - Class B
25% of 53m is 13.25m - Class A
Total shares approximately 166m
Sir Jimmy bought 41.5m which is 25%
41.5m at $33 per share equals $1.369 billion plus he’s guaranteed $300 investment which is nearly $1.69 billion which is £1.35 billion.
That’s the one
This is good. Encouraging news. What a shambles he and Arnold have been. Absolute jokes.
whilst good news I reckon they were dealt a shit hand, they were better than Woodward.
Neither good enough though for where we need to be.
I used to think they were useless feckers without that sweaty shit stain of a father around, but imagine getting someone to fix your company, and to give you money for the privilege. Genius.
Brailsford isn't replacing him.
Was I the only one invited to that? The ceremony was low-key but very classy and elegant. There were few dry eyes in attendance.
And having been cockblocked from a 10/10 that was otherwise falling all over you.
Lots of dogs in prams.
McCracken
Adnan should be ashamed of himself for defending that useless prick Murtough.
Fixed
Yeah exactly. Jimmy B was not my preference of the two options on offer, but there is no possible way that he can be worse than the Glazers. This is an actual businessman who knows how to run a business. I'd say there's plenty to look forward to based on what we're hearing.
Well, a 10/10 in very dim light, with possibly masses of make-up, but still, potentially. Except your 'friends' are also negging you that it's not a 'proper' hook-up because she's apparently just broken up with someone and is desperate rather than 'really' liking you, despite the fact that most of the girls looking to hook up are, in practice, single after break-ups and by probability, likely not to have been single for long, and the 4/10 is in the same position...
All too predictable
I admire your confidence but please don't lose sight on the fact he won't be running Utd. The Glazers will.
No probably the week after that.
Or next month. Maybe next year.
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