Club Sale | It’s done!

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Rhyme Animal said:
Hello Avram, my old friend
Jim’s come to talk with you again
Selling a vision of owners creeping
Taking dividends as fans are weeping
And the vision that was planted in Avram’s brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

From the Theatre Of Dreams, Jassim walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
Turned his kaffiyeh to the cold and damp
As his bids were beaten by the plans of Brexit Jim
Who kept Joel in
And created this sound of silence

And in the Emptyhad, I saw
Two thousand people, but no more
People Poznaning without bouncing
People cheering on blatant cheating
People singing chants that voices never shared
For no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools" said Jassim, "You do not know
The debt just like Luke Shaw grows
Hear my bids that I might buy you,
Take off that rainbow shirt or I’ll fine you"
But his words, like ‘silent domination’ fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the Brexit Rat they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
Then the sign said, "The words of the Glazers are written on the twitter walls
and message boards"

And Jim ushered in the sound of silence
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This is brilliant. I don't care if you're a robot. Love it!
 
Anyone feel like it’s more quiet than normal in the last couple weeks? It really feels that Raine group have stopped the leaks intentionally.

I don’t know the significance of this in all honesty. I feel that both bidding groups are currently in crunch time talks to iron out finer details of the bids before choosing the preferred bidder. There is not need for leaks to the media to gain a bidding war, this is all over imo.
 
DownRiver said:
Anyone feel like it’s more quiet than normal in the last couple weeks? It really feels that Raine group have stopped the leaks intentionally.

I don’t know the significance of this in all honesty. I feel that both bidding groups are currently in crunch time talks to iron out finer details of the bids before choosing the preferred bidder. There is not need for leaks to the media to gain a bidding war, this is all over imo.
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You've absolutely no idea what's happening. Pure speculation.
Nobody outside side the process has the slightest clue.
 
ForeverRed1 said:
he didn’t write that:lol: it’s literally a app you put words into and it writes poems for you. They are very clever though
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ForeverRed1 thinks that the sound of silence was AI generated. How accurate is this assessment?

The claim that "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel was AI-generated is not accurate. The song was written and performed by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, two real human musicians, and it was released in 1964 as part of their album "Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M." It is widely known and recognized as one of their most iconic and influential songs.

As of my knowledge cutoff in September 2021, there is no factual evidence or widely accepted theory to support the assertion that "The Sound of Silence" was AI-generated. It is important to rely on credible sources, historical records, and the existing knowledge of the music industry when evaluating such claims.
 
@Rhyme Animal's version shits all over ChatGPT's version.

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Right me a song to the same tune as Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel about the recent speculation regarding the takeover of Manchester United

(Verse 1)
Hello football fans, can you hear the news unfold?
About Manchester United, a story yet untold.
Speculation's swirling, whispers in the air,
Let's sing a song and capture the rumors we all share.

(Chorus)
In the realm of football's might,
Manchester United's future's in the night,
As rumors spread with all their might,
Will the takeover bring the light?

(Verse 2)
Investors at the door, promises so grand,
A takeover looming, changing the club's command.
Whispers of new owners, fortune's shifting tide,
Fans await the verdict, hope and fear collide.

(Chorus)
In the realm of football's might,
Manchester United's future's in the night,
As rumors spread with all their might,
Will the takeover bring the light?

(Bridge)
The echoes of uncertainty fill the stadium walls,
Whose hands will guide the Red Devils as the curtain falls?
The legacy of legends, the triumphs and the tears,
United's faithful pray for brighter years.

(Verse 3)
In boardrooms and negotiations, a battle to be won,
While supporters stand united, chanting as one.
Through the ebb and flow of rumors' endless sway,
Only time will tell the fate of this historic fray.

(Chorus)
In the realm of football's might,
Manchester United's future's in the night,
As rumors spread with all their might,
Will the takeover bring the light?

(Outro)
So let the rumors fly, as speculation roams,
But remember, in the end, it's the love for the game that truly owns.
For Manchester United, a story yet to be told,
May the spirit of the Red Devils forever unfold.
 
bludsucker said:
I wouldn’t be too sure about that £100m figure. We usually amortize the amount spent on players over the whole contract period of the player. So that £100m can potentially be stretched to like £200-250m as only 15 to 20% of the total figure needs to be paid now.
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But you need to remember that this isn't our inaugural transfer window, we are probably still paying installments for signings like Sancho, Varane, Antony and Casemiro for example. So it balances out in the end because we have so little receivables from transfers out.
 
AneRu said:
But you need to remember that this isn't our inaugural transfer window, we are probably still paying installments for signings like Sancho, Varane, Antony and Casemiro for example. So it balances out in the end because we have so little receivables from transfers out.
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And we will be bringing in revenue from matchday and tv and broadcasting rights and other avenues like sponsors. So there will be money there. Also we have reduced our wage bill by getting rid of Ronaldo and all the other dead weights.
 
So the sources which are banned for usual Transfer news are being quoted for Sales Process it figures .

This thread is so dead that posters are scraping the barrel it seems .
 
Adds nothing to the discussion - WUM
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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There's absolutely nothing stopping them saying anything about it. It's not as if the media are sworn to confidentiality
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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Nonsense. The media haven't signed any NDAs. If they knew anything they'd report it, simple as
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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Isn’t that just the Sun story from a few weeks ago before Jassims 4th bid?
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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:lol:
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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I guess this was a parody post and meant to be funny, not sure why people are taking it super seriously and replying with counter arguments.
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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Heard similar from my wife’s niece
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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This post may come back to bite you, classic newbie post but look in all seriousness as long as The Glazers leave and we clear the debt, the club owners can only be a huge upgrade on the last 18/19 years!
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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Yes she told me as well. Said dont tell anyone though.
 
McGrathsipan said:
You've absolutely no idea what's happening. Pure speculation.
Nobody outside side the process has the slightest clue.
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It does make sense to me the quietness, as the next possible announcement has to be via the stock market. This indicates it’s coming to its last stages.
 
Giggsyking said:
Are the parasites attending today?
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No chance! Just get the f*ck**s out. They couldn't give a flying f**k about the club, its staff, the fans or the game itself! The idiots thought it was a glorified version of the NFL. If Jim Ratcliffe wants to keep them on - even for a day - then he can f**k off, too. Just get them and all trace of them out!!!
 
fjred said:
No chance! Just get the f*ck**s out. They couldn't give a flying f**k about the club, its staff, the fans or the game itself! The idiots thought it was a glorified version of the NFL. If Jim Ratcliffe wants to keep them on - even for a day - then he can f**k off, too. Just get them and all trace of them out!!!
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Well, f**k! ;)
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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What a coincidence, my dad's mum's grandchild's brother works at Coventry New Unasinous Terrace Services, his dad works in the canteen. Apparently someone heard it's SJ who's not won the bid and they're telling everyone!
 
cheekybackheel said:
My wife's neice works at News International. Her fella also works there in the sports department. Apparently the word from their sources and murmurings is that its SJR who's won the bid, but they can't say anything about it yet.
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Would make sense If that was the case. Ratcliffe jumping into bed with Joel and Avram isn't going to go down well
 
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