Film Christopher Nolan's THE ODYSSEY | July 17th, 2026

Zendaya and Holland makes me worried. Nolan usually has strong actors and I don’t think either has the chops for a really strong lead.

That said, Nolan seldom gets things wrong so maybe they will surprise me.
 
Joyce or Homer - either way, he picked good material (probably a Joycean twist upon the Homeric: Nolan all over).
 
Zendaya and Holland makes me worried. Nolan usually has strong actors and I don’t think either has the chops for a really strong lead.

That said, Nolan seldom gets things wrong so maybe they will surprise me.
Except when he put JDW as the lead. That was rough
 
Hopefully will be less boring than Oppenheimer
Oh god, as long as Nolan doesn't try and overthink it with another unnecessarily multilayered contraption.

The Odyssey was actually among my favorite literary works once upon a time, but somehow this isn't making me very excited. I need some of that @Sweet Square enthusiasm for things!
 
Better gave a hip hop soundtrack and at least one rapper with a cameo appearance else feck Nolan and feck his Odyssey movie
 
Zendaya and Holland makes me worried. Nolan usually has strong actors and I don’t think either has the chops for a really strong lead.

That said, Nolan seldom gets things wrong so maybe they will surprise me.
Agree on Holland but Zendaya is brilliant.
 
She’s great in Challengers and Euphoria. Far more talented than Holland.
Can’t claim I’ve seen much of either - only Dune really comes to mind.

They are young, attractive and likable though. Even for directors like Villeneuve and Nolan, I suspect some castings are based on stuff like that as well. Bankability is no joke.
 
The Odyssey was actually among my favorite literary works once upon a time, but somehow this isn't making me very excited. I need some of that @Sweet Square enthusiasm for things!
While imo Nolan isn’t in the same league as these two it is a move that Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin would make.

After Apocalypse Now success Coppola does something no one expected and makes a romantic film - One From The Heart. Friedkin scares the masses shitless with The Exorcist while also winning an Oscar then decides to almost die in a South American jungle directing Sorcerer.

Nolan is pretty much doing the same. I’m doubtful the result will be anywhere near as good as the films mentioned but it’s got me interested.
 
While imo Nolan isn’t in the same league as these two it is a move that Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin would make.

After Apocalypse Now success Coppola does something no one expected and makes a romantic film - One From The Heart. Friedkin scares the masses shitless with The Exorcist while also winning an Oscar then decides to almost die in a South American jungle directing Sorcerer.

Nolan is pretty much doing the same. I’m doubtful the result will be anywhere near as good as the films mentioned but it’s got me interested.
See, you've got such an optimist's perspective! It's Christmas, I should learn from that. ;)
 
What the absolute monumental FECK is up with this?! Why don't you just drink from the toilet if you're not having the real stuff?
:lol:

I mistakenly put my faith in the iPhone autocorrect. I will commit seppuku after watching George Bailey reunite with his family.
 
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The Odyssey

Captain Hank Homer continues to wake up in cold sweats whenever his narcolepsy takes hold. His tormented past, slowly unravelled in sequences shown backwards, sepia toned, filmed on a Nokia 3210, and each line spoken in different languages for some reason, remind him of how isolated he is aboard the cryogenic transport ship The Odyssey. It's also five hundred years in the future and Earth has been consumed by sadness, causing everything to blow up.

Captain Homer starts to track the times that he wakes up from these mad fever dreams (there's a recurring one where he's being fisted by a wasp). 3:09am, 14:01pm, 19:13pm. None of it makes sense, not even the flashback where Michael Caine and Cillian Murphy show an elderly Homer how to go forwards in time like Dr Oppositeheimer did when he didn't blow up the moon.

But Homer starts to realise that the times he is waking up at have another meaning. The numbers call to him...

3:09, 14:01, 19:13, 21:13, 9:19, 1:04, 9:18, 20:25, 2:09, 11:05.

3 9 14 1 19 13 21 13 9 19 1 4 9 18 20 25 2 9 11 5


Cinas mum is a dirty bike

Who is sending him this message? And why is it Morgan Freeman? Very soon, the fate of humanity will rest on this message being delivered to Zargle 4...

:lol:
 
Can't be fecked to watch his movies if you cant hear a word they say
 
fecking daft isn't it, surely an easy fix? Sort it out when doing the focus groups
I think its a result of the IMAX cameras, they fail to pick up the sound and Nolan doesn't like voice overs post cut.