Chris Wood

[Chipper]

Handy player to be fair.

PL minutes/goals:

14/15 = 91/1
17/18 = 1639/10
18/19 = 2603/10
19/20 = 2462/14
20/21 = 2765/12
21/22 = 2734/5
22/23 = 806/3
23/24 = 1797/14

5 out of 8 in double figures, and not much game time in 2 seasons he didn't. Not bad considering he's played for lower clubs for the most part.

Only 21/22 where we was wank, just happened to be around the time OP was singing his praises.

Form is temporary, class is permanant?

 

[Solius]

We’re so back.

 

[Samid]

The Australian Welbeck. Both are aging like fine wine.

 

[SambaBoy]

The Australian Welbeck. Both are aging like fine wine.

He's a kiwi.

 

[thisisnottaken1]

He's a kiwi.

The Antipodean Welbeck.

 

[horsechoker]

He's a kiwi.

The fush and chups Welbeck

 

[Samid]

Can’t stop scoring.

 

[Gabriel Djemba-Bebe]

That miss was horrendous. Good thing the flag saved him the embarrassment.

 

[mu4c_20le]

Samid when he missed that

Spoiler

 

[Samid]

Samid when he missed that

Spoiler

The offside was obvious and he knew it too. The miss was classic down under banter mate.

 

[Solius]

You’d think I’d get tired of being correct all the time but I don’t.

 

[Samid]

The Australian Welbeck. Both are aging like fine wine.

39th minute. Both titans in the same frame

 

[horsechoker]

You’d think I’d get tired of being correct all the time but I don’t.

But you've never been correct

 

[Solius]

But you've never been correct

Incorrect.

 

[Solius]

Another

 

[Samid]

Another

 

[Plant0x84]

The Kiwi Weghorst

 

[Samid]

Cheeky bid in January?

 

[Samid]

The Aussie Kane.

 

[thisisnottaken1]

The Aussie Kane.

The Kiwi Kane. Not Aussie.

 

[Samid]

The Kiwi Kane. Not Aussie.

Why did he just jump like a kangaroo then?

 

[Robbie Boy]

@Solius knew all along.

 

[CallyRed]

My missus is a big fan of Wood.

 

[horsechoker]

My missus is a big fan of Wood.

Christ

 

[Pexbo]

Chris Wood. So should you.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Unironically one of the best strikers in the league right now

 

[Robbie Boy]

My missus is a big fan of Wood.

What about Longstaff?

 

[horsechoker]

We must buy the next Chris Wood

 

[Gabriel Djemba-Bebe]

How come he looked so bad at Newcastle?

 

[Solius]

I tried to tell you all.

 

[MiceOnMeth]

Let's get Wood

 

[UnrelatedPsuedo]

Forest up to 5th. Wtf?

 

[thisisnottaken1]

Forest up to 5th. Wtf?

7 places higher than us. Jesus Christ.

 

[jungledrums]

The Australian Australia

 

[Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber]

Reliable striker

 

[Strachan8]

I tried to tell you all.

Great call from Howe and nis nephew. Anderson doesn’t look too shabby either.

 

[Solius]

Chris Wood.

 

[FootyGirl88]

Why did Newcastle sell him?

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Why did Newcastle sell him?

Isak

 

[horsechoker]

@Solius