Your user name and comment together are comedy gold. Gold!
Anyway, the front three lack the fitness for the high press. Both Sancho and Rashford are doing only the minimum. Carrick’s plan has worked, going in at the half with still a chance in this game is an achievement. We have not worked out how to deal with their wingbacks carrying the ball. McTominay has actually done a good job stopping attacks down our right side, unlucky to get booked. Fred needs Bruno closer to him if he’s going to receive the ball with someone on him, he wriggles free but has no pass on and get get his head up to see where a teammate is. It’s going to be down to magic ball FC, either a ball over the top to Ronaldo, a penalty, or an own goal for us to score.