[Sandyman]

1-0 Chelsea HT

 

[AaronRedDevil]

I feel like Fred would be perfect for this game. We need a midfielder who's good under pressure and can pass the ball around.

 

[Random Task]

Have we had an attempt on target?

That would be a resounding no.

 

[Idxomer]

The ball is crying at times for one of our players to go and intercept and they are just standing there like statues. It's really beyond embarrassing the way the manger is setting up his team not to play.

 

[JonDahl]

That final ball always lets us down.

The story of our last 6 years

 

[Beachryan]

Haha, Pogba appears to be blaming Lindelof for the goal as they walk off.

 

[LuisNaniencia]

Martial is winding me up.

 

[Slevs]

Matic can piss off.

So can dablord blaming Lindeloff because he was daydreaming again.

 

[sunama]

This is so easy for Chelsea.

Anyone suggesting we're doing 'okay' but for the goal is in a dreamworld. Chelsea are practically saving energy.

We're saving more energy. CFC are working very hard, while our players are standing still most of the time.

 

[T00lsh3d]

Is Sarri smoking on the touch line?

 

[Salus Populi Suprema Lex]

Half time - Total garbage: no pride, no passion, can't defend.

 

[el3mel]

Nobody's drooling over Chelsea. More like we are moaning (correctly so) about how shiteous we are.

No, these posts aside, some are talking about how Chelsea are passing and doing great stuff.

 

[FootyGirl88]

Awful performance and awful tactics so far

 

[No Love]

Referee blows for time after a scintillating Utd performance in the first half.
l. o L

 

[Berba's_Flick]

We have one of the biggest teams in the PL and are fecking shit defending set pieces. Of course it's also his fault.

Sure...

 

[jmaggio]

"Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea! Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea!"

*Chelsaay, chelssay, chellsaaay

 

[IAmAWinner]

How do Chelsea players skip past ours so easily, while Martial can't do shit against slow Azpi.

 

[ash_86]

Clinical? I mean it's not like we missed some sitters here. We haven't had a shot on target mate.

And I agree this Chelsea side is nothing to be afraid of. We are playing like that though. Again.

How many dying saves has DDG had to make? Take away the goal what have they done?

 

[Handré1990]

We’re chasing shadows

 

[Antisocial]

Have we tested their keeper yet?

Are you sure they are even playing a keeper? Not sure I’ve seen one...

 

[acnumber9]

Juan Mata the only one with the quality or balls to get on the ball and keep it. Martial, Rashford and Lukaku have all been dreadful. Pogba and Matic too though I can have a little sympathy for them one they look toward three statues up front.

 

[Minimalist]

I guess we might come out with a bit more vim and snatch something against the run of play.

Can't see it personally. And not sure you can throw the kitchen sink at Chelsea like we against Newcastle and get away with it.

 

[minoo-utd]

Awful football.

 

[Rednotdead]

Martial and Rashford have both been pretty pointless and ineffective.

Lukaku is worse.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

Nowhere near as bad as I thought

 

[sunama]

Wow, towards the end of that half, our players were all rooted into the ground. They barely took a step.

 

[minoo-utd]

Till when?

 

[Drifter]

Only 1-0 at halftime. Still time for a second half performance.

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

so comfortable for Chelsea

 

[bosnian_red]

Martial needs to do better. Been pretty much a stalemate but they scored earlyish and we havent threatened at all, so that isnt good enough. Good intentions at least, but I'm not sure Mourinho is a good coach when it comes to attacking set ups.

 

[pcaming]

When was the last time Manchester United actually played football? There is absolutely nothing good about this club at the moment.

 

[AndyJ1985]

Watching us is such a chore.

 

[Fracture90]

Haha, Pogba appears to be blaming Lindelof for the goal as they walk off.

You got that from camera zooming on them for few seconds whilst they're talking?

 

[Slevs]

Has Mata even touched the ball this half? Such a nothing, luxury player.

He's been the main playmaker for all our attacks.

 

[Salus Populi Suprema Lex]

Is Sarri smoking on the touch line?

The Chelsea players were smoking cigars out there.

 

[Macern]

It’s so so bad. Everything is awful

 

[PoTMS]

This is what a change of management can do to a football team. Just because we've made three bad appointments in the past, doesn't mean we should have to continue with this crap.

 

[FireballXL5]

I don't know what to say anymore. It's just getting worse and worse.

 

[The Firestarter]

How many dying saves has DDG had to make? Take away the goal what have they done?

They scored early, they don't need to risk much. It was us that should have hit the ground running after we conceded.

 

[Paxi]

De Gea hasn't been bad he's just not been superhuman this season.

Probably a major reason our season is already fecked.

This.

 

[JinnerJamie]

Even first half

Martin mate, Chelsea haven’t gotten out of second gear...