Seriously these are the most hopeless tactics by any team ever.
Champions League Round of 16 (18th Feb - 8th Aug)
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da fek are Atletico doing. 0 game plan. 
Saul and Koke look so average. Partey is the one that looks the gem.
Olive vvd oyl elbowing too
Neymar is not a paragon of sportsmanship? Im shocked!
Having seen all the teams in the knockout phase I'd fancy our chances against every one of them except maybe Bayern.
Imagine Lamar coming on and actually improving things
Any attacking player will do at this rate.
I hate Neymar and Marquinhos, I really hope PSG crash out.
As a club they're like an old man constantly using an endless supply of viagra for no-one in particular.
As a club they're like an old man constantly using an endless supply of viagra for no-one in particular.
da fek are Atletico doing. 0 game plan.
Hold out for penalties and have Oblak win it for them
It wasn't just where he put the ball, but also the rest of his team mates moving up the pitch to contest the resulting throw in.
We beat Watford 3-0. Watford beat Liverpool 3-0. We beat Chelsea 2-0. Chelsea beat Liverpool 2-0. So right question is ; how good are we?
Even when Atletico attack they look clueless.
Oblak is a monster. What a goalkeeper!
Adrian on the other side would have let 3 of them in already, shit goalkeeper that is.
Wake the feck up Athletico and stop play like a Championship team. Adrian must be tested more, he have a mistake in him.
Adrian on the other side would have let 3 of them in already, shit goalkeeper that is.
Wake the feck up Athletico and stop play like a Championship team. Adrian must be tested more, he have a mistake in him.
Defensive diving
I can't stand atletico at all, they double park the bus all the time.
Jesus Atletico are terrible to watch.
Why do Athletico play with 4 central midfielders across the middle.
Atletico will score in the next 5 minutes. Klopp not using subs at this moment to try and influence the game will be his downfall.
Simeone is a good manager but is he the most boringly defensive-minded manager ever?
But he said one or the other.
They can’t even get near the goal.
The formation isn't actually that defensive, its the way he sets up to defend deep and hit on the counter. Imagine if they had Martial and Rashford up front.
Mad that some on here would take him as our next manager, he’s genuinely more negative than Mourinho.
Di Maria faking cramps in the 77th minute..
Think it's almost time for Simeone to ask for support from the fans.
Yep. No width or out ball when they attack because of it
Ref is there to stop the game. I will sound like a prick but i wouldn't even give them the ball back. In 9 times of 10, clubs are using that to stop oppo attacks. (i am not saying it happened in this situation)
They really are Big Hoof Forward FC.
Jose Mourinho is a strong contender for that.
This.
Felix abysmal today, not sure how he’s been this season though?
fecking wake up Trippier
But they’ve got no pace to threaten a counter.
I expected (and wanted) Dortmund to progress tonight against PSG, but that is looking increasing unlikely.
Milner penalty winner incoming.
James Milner looks like he was made in Dark Souls' character creation screen.
When you see James Milner, you know the penalty isn’t far away.
I wonder what percentage of their goals come from long balls or crosses. It must be quite high
Dortmund lacking a quality final ball right now. They're putting PSG under a lot of pressure though.