Neymar makes it 3. All 3 have scored today.
Champions League 2022/23 - Matchday 3 - 4/5 October
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Dortmund’s goalkeeper shat the bed, what a loser
How dare you blame him for bringing on Nico "best German defender" Schotterbeck.
Not wishing injury on anyone, but I wouldn't be terribly sad if Haaland did his hammy right about now
He reminds me of Pippo Inzaghi, but as a 10/10 athlete. Pippo could score all sorts of goals, volleys, tap in, headers, even an extravagant bicycle kick, but any type of goal he didn't care, he just hung around the 6 yard box waiting for the chance to come and celebrated each one the same.
That was an amazing finish, very Zlatan like from him and helps break down a stubborn opponent.
That was an amazing finish, very Zlatan like from him and helps break down a stubborn opponent.
Brilliant late comeback from City, but all I can hear is the Dortmund fans. Sums City up.
Madrid with the second
Better goalscorer but Zlatan was a better footballer outside of scoring goals than Haaland is.
Haaland with another tap in.
Ingrown toenail is where we draw the line.Real Madrid with another. Asensio.
Fair's fair
Classy by the Dortmund fans
Booooo
The GK messed both goals up - first one was a nothing shot from a nothing position.
Has Philips played much at all for City? Only just realised he moved there when he came on.
Napoli scores their third. Ndombele.
Bad for Liverpool
Nah Ajax look pretty crap this year, not good enough to stop Pool in Amsterdam unless Liverpool keep losing form.
Love Pep. He's so memeable 
Going to ask the same question, not sure if he has even started a game.
Milan are going to put Chelsea out over their next two ties
Chelsea can only draw.
Boooos
Juventus having a mare this season
Chelsea have played decent, have lacked finishing but Salzburg are not that great
We deserved nothing from 80 minutes of that.
Pep has to see now, Alvarez has to play and whilst he has legs Bernardo should play every possible minute. A front 3 of Mahrez, Grealish and Haaland can't press the ball at all. Add in Gundo's lack of pace and it gets worse.
We're very lucky that keeper is completely terrible.
Pep has to see now, Alvarez has to play and whilst he has legs Bernardo should play every possible minute. A front 3 of Mahrez, Grealish and Haaland can't press the ball at all. Add in Gundo's lack of pace and it gets worse.
We're very lucky that keeper is completely terrible.
He's been injured and only came back last game, so he's been eased in.
Allegri needs to go
1 PL appearance and subbed on in both CL games.
Not even in the squad for most of their PL games so far. Not sure if he's been injured.
Joe Cole trying to spin Chelsea performance tonight is a bit of a stretch
Haaland and everyone at Dortmund still seem super close, hugging for like ten minutes straight
Haaland and everyone at Dortmund still seem super close, hugging for like ten minutes straight
He always seemed close to the club and enjoyed playing, similar to Bellingham right now.
Wouldn't have happened if they'd gone 4-4-3 for the last 10mins
Sack watch for Potter?
Just feel disgusted watching Haaland play well at City. Why the feck couldn't we have gone for him or him just stay at Dortmund
Allegri apparently refused RM to go to Juventus. Thank god.
Leao vs Azpillycvnta if James keeps playing so far up. It’s a mismatch, Leao is one of the best wingers in the world.
Yeah he’s way past it. He was an elite manager 10 or so years ago.
However put, after this evening there is no way out of this dump for Allegri. Get De Zerbi in and start from scratch again.