Plot armor strikes again
Champions League — quarter-finals and semi-finals draw
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran discuss a horrific month of December and a depressing FOUR defeats in a row - the latest coming against Wolves and Newcastle.
They discuss how much blame is on Ruben Amorim and rank our squad against other Premier League teams.
Do we have any chance of avoiding defeat at Anfield?
Yeah, Madrid will win their 15th
Real Madrid have the biggest plot armour of all time.
Doesn't matter if they aren't the best team on the competition. Doesn't matter if they aren't even half as good as the best team.
Every time they enter they still can go all the way.
Doesn't matter if they aren't the best team on the competition. Doesn't matter if they aren't even half as good as the best team.
Every time they enter they still can go all the way.
NEVER DOUBT FLORENTINO PEREZ
Oh my goodness
Tuchel screwed up but Neur messed the game up
Yeh no thanks on Tuchel, he's done a EtH sub madness
Everyone blaming Tuchel but Kane had an excellent chance to score and he missed. He has to put that away
Called it!
Tommy Tuchel with some terrible subs. As soon as Madrid scored, you knew it was over. Why would you take off all your best attacking players?
Such bizarre management.
Wow
Holy Feck, Real Madrid just own this tournament.
Another trophy gone for Kane....guy can't catch a break
Get the feck IN
RM will now win CL.
Fecking hell you simply cannot beat them
We are clearly WAY better than Bayern though
Tuchel looks ice cold
If Kane didn't have the Spuds gene, Bayern would have been 2 up.
The first one is pure luck. This is just a goal
Looks like RM are in the final then.
Cnuts!
Cnuts!
Real Madrid are just that club.
Jaysus lads there's still 8 mins left 
Made me think of Bayern in 1999 final when they had taken a load of players off when it looked like they were gonna win 1-0. Lothar Matheus face was priceless
Real Madrid fans are so lucky
Yeah, same here. But also i respect them at the same time. Doing same shit over and over and over
Real Madrid are something else
I watched Joselu in a match earlier this season miss so many gilt-edged chances he basically apologised to the crowd. What a turnaround for him.
I hate Real Madrid man
Harsh, they've been the better team by far
Real Madrid are such lucky fecks in this competition. Well done tuchel you idiot, handed them the tie.
Rudiger is some player. 2 excellent balls in a few mins.
That is onside
Real Madrid are the biggest club in the world.
Tuchel nightmare subs.
Tuchel nightmare subs.
Bayern conceding two late goals, who would have thought it...
And THAT ladies and gentlemen is why Thomas Tuchel should not be let anywhere near Old Trafford. He alone blew this game for Bayern Munich.
Tuchel knows he's beaten.
Alright I'm done
Goal