Champions League — quarter-finals and semi-finals draw

[the_cliff]

Sancho back to his normal I see

Won't see his thread pop off tonight though.

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Swolé

 

[mu4c_20le]

Bloody hell, Sule’s filled out.

Thought it was Chevy Chase's son

 

[Red00012]

Who was the girl at 59:10?

Marie , 26 from Paris

 

[LawCharltonBest]

Not signing Sabitzar for 15 million and then paying 8 million to loan Amrabat

Sums ETH time up at United, clueless. It was clear there was potential during his short period, he hadn't even settled and he'd scored three good goals and looked like he could be a good squad player.

15 million of a top squad player in the current market is basically a steal these days. Total madness on our part not signing him.

Have said the same

If it’s inevitable Ten Hag stays, I really really really really hope he doesn’t maintain his control in the transfer market

I don’t subscribe to the narrative that he’s suddenly a terrible coach. But he is a terrible squad builder and judge of talent. Absolutely bloody awful

 

[The Corinthian]

Who was the girl at 59:10?

Isn’t it @Rooney in Paris ’s gf?

 

[Bole Top]

Who was the girl at 59:10?

Vitinha.

 

[Semper Fudge]

Isn’t it @Rooney in Paris ’s gf?

That's @Snowjoe.

 

[Big Ben Foster]

The moment he put on Reus, I said it would be Dortmund´s downfall. One of the worst sub in CL history. He was an utter shocking disaster in the five minutes of the first game. Now they have lost control of the right side completely, cause Reus is shockingly lazy. No wonder he is a serial loser. Poor mentality. Luckily he got injured before the 2014 World Cup.

Just a tad hyperbolic there, no?

 

[Ish]

Plenty of time with no away goals rule I think

Yeah but PSG are struggling to shoot on target here.

Swolé

 

[horsechoker]

Isn’t it @Rooney in Paris ’s gf?

There was a ghost?!

 

[90 + 5min]

Hold on Dortmund. Don't lose this now. Don't panic.

 

[Hakara]

All german final again at Wembley?

I got more chances at getting a tinder match who wants a meet for a pint.

 

[Semper Fudge]

The moment he put on Reus, I said it would be Dortmund´s downfall. One of the worst sub in CL history. He was an utter shocking disaster in the five minutes of the first game. Now they have lost control of the right side completely, cause Reus is shockingly lazy. No wonder he is a serial loser. Poor mentality. Luckily he got injured before the 2014 World Cup.

Hahaha.

 

[Ish]

Demebeles also been shit over the two legs.

 

[P-Ro]

I got more chances at getting a tinder match who wants a meet for a pint.

You'll be surprised. I'm reliably informed by pop ups that there are plenty of single milfs in my area wanting to feck.

 

[Ayoba]

A psg goal now would be great from a neutral perspective

 

[Acrobat7]

Why did he bring on Reus, lost all their pace on the counter with that sub

Horrible sub

 

[G3079]

Hummels taking the ball to the temple and going down, the ref ignores it and lets the scene play out, then doesn't have him checked by the club's medical personnel despite him needing a fair bit to even being able to get up again and still looking a bit out of sorts even then.

Did we not have enough of a talk about taking head injuries seriously?

 

[Ish]

This Vitinha is really, really good.

 

[giorno]

It continues to be hilarious that a guy with Sule's body could play professionally at this level

 

[Wayne's World]

PSG are a beaten team here

 

[2 man midfield]

I got more chances at getting a tinder match who wants a meet for a pint.

Try Grindr

 

[Ish]

Thought it was Chevy Chase's son

 

[BayernFan87]

The ref is great

 

[The Corinthian]

Demebeles also been shit over the two legs.

He’s been shocking in pretty much every game I’ve seen him in.

 

[Camy89]

PSG getting desperate.

Drowning in their oil pit like a Parisian mammoth. Soon to be extinct.

 

[Acrobat7]

It continues to be hilarious that a guy with Sule's body could play professionally at this level

It‘s also hilarious that he is Dortmund‘s top earner

 

[Charlie Foley]

that’s a horror tackle. He’s a cnut of a player.

should book Hakimi while you’re at it too

 

[Charlie Foley]

This Vitinha is really, really good.

Been at the heart of everything good they’ve done tonight

 

[Samid]

Kika Cerquiera Gomes. Pierre Gasly’s other half.

Didn't even notice Gasly I guess even being an irrelevant F1 driver has its perks

 

[Ayoba]

feck sake this commentator loves shouting doesn't he

 

[GhastlyHun]

Ah man. offside

 

[UnrelatedPsuedo]

Ally McCoist's commentary on Sancho is gayer than anything I've seen from the Eurovision qualifiers.

Have a word with yourself

 

[Lay]

Mbappe hasn't had a single good knockout game in the UCL for what seems like forever

 

[mu4c_20le]

feck sake this commentator loves shouting doesn't he

Came here for Cl football, stayed for Hudson

 

[Charlie Foley]

Have said the same

If it’s inevitable Ten Hag stays, I really really really really hope he doesn’t maintain his control in the transfer market

I don’t subscribe to the narrative that he’s suddenly a terrible coach. But he is a terrible squad builder and judge of talent. Absolutely bloody awful

Agreed wholeheartedly with this

 

[Ish]

He’s been shocking in pretty much every game I’ve seen him in.

Yeah scored a couple against Barca but even then, I don’t think he was all that. Way too inconsistent for my liking.

 

[TenonTen]

Hummels has been amazing.

 

[Snowjoe]

That's @Snowjoe.

im his wife thank you very much