Celebrity Allegations, #MeToo etc

:lol: This Master Chef cnut is amazing. Talking about the accusations only coming from "middle-class women of a certain age" and celebrities. As if pointing out that certain groups of women, who are more likely to be empowered to raise concerns and less likely to be dismissed/face further oppression for speaking up, is somehow a good defence, and that it doesn't suggest that there may well be other women with less power and position in society to speak out, who have been on the end of your harassment.

"Your honour, as you can see, the only people here making accusations against me are those old enough to have learnt to speak."
 
dumbo said:
:lol: This Master Chef cnut is amazing. Talking about the accusations only coming from "middle-class women of a certain age" and celebrities. As if pointing out that certain groups of women, who are more likely to be empowered to raise concerns and less likely to be dismissed/face further oppression for speaking up, is somehow a good defence, and that it doesn't suggest that there may well be other women with less power and position in society to speak out, who have been on the end of your harassment.

"Your honour, as you can see, the only people here making accusations against me are those old enough to have learnt to speak."
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It's an incredible defence, in both senses of the word.
 
In fairness, lads, when his PR asked that he put out a statement, he was 4 hours into a Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia sesh and his head was pretty much gone.
 
Brophs said:
In fairness, lads, when his PR asked that he put out a statement, he was 4 hours into a Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia sesh and his head was pretty much gone.
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definitely the best newspaper article of all time. “i have a spastic son but even though i have been dealt this cruel blow with a child i didn’t even want, i am good enough to give up an hour of my saturday to play in the garden with him. i was up at 5, which shows how busy i am. many worse dads would claim they are simply too busy. i’ve had more than enough of his weirdness after playing with him for an hour, so it’s off to play fantasy war quest on my gaming pc for 3 hours.”
 
rimaldo said:
definitely the best newspaper article of all time. “i have a spastic son but even though i have been dealt this cruel blow with a child i didn’t even want, i am good enough to give up an hour of my saturday to play in the garden with him. i was up at 5, which shows how busy i am. many worse dads would claim they are simply too busy. i’ve had more than enough of his weirdness after playing with him for an hour, so it’s off to play fantasy war quest on my gaming pc for 3 hours.”
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Every single line is better than the last.
 
Cooks once a week and makes his family crab sandwiches and chips.
 
they must have posh harvesters where he's from cos the one around here is absolute dog-shite
 
Brophs said:
Cooks once a week and makes his family crab sandwiches and chips.
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just a family man through and through. and to think people said you can’t win dad of the year and creep out every woman you come into contact with.
 
He has a fry up at 10:30 and by 12, he’s home at the dinner table, being served lunch by his wife.
 
"I'm an amateur historian so I sit and play Total War for 2 hours" :lol:

Kind of like saying I'm an amateur football expert so I doss on Football Manager every afternoon.
 
Brophs said:
In fairness, lads, when his PR asked that he put out a statement, he was 4 hours into a Total War Saga: Thrones of Britannia sesh and his head was pretty much gone.
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:lol: Excuse me if I don't have the perfect PC workplace sexim take, when I've got a viking horde balls deep in my Pict phalanx.
 
dumbo said:
:lol: Excuse me if I don't have the perfect PC workplace sexim take, when I've got a viking horde balls deep in my Pict phalanx.
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Absolutely guaranteed he puts on a costume or weird hat or something to play. His missus crying to her friends “I used to think he was just wanking up there, but the truth was so much worse.”
 
Never not a good reason to re-post a classic:
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Nogbadthebad said:
Like every celeb who tells you they do, he doesn't get up at 5am. Not even once a week, let alone every day.
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I bet that's what time he goes to bed after smashing through 7 bottles of wine a night which he also tries to convince everyone he doesn't touch anymore, all whilst sat in some weird costume playing Total War of course.
 
Nogbadthebad said:
Like every celeb who tells you they do, he doesn't get up at 5am. Not even once a week, let alone every day.
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In fairness, if you go to bed at 8pm every night and just sit there looking at your laptop until 9pm when you go to sleep, 5am seems about right.
 
Nogbadthebad said:
Like every celeb who tells you they do, he doesn't get up at 5am. Not even once a week, let alone every day.
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His first day is 5am - 10am, his second day is 10am - 5pm, his third day is 5pm til midnight. What he's done there is he's manipulated time. Stack that over a week that's 21 days, over a month he's kicking your butt.
 
Very funny seeing this play out exactly as you'd expect. Just seen the 'apologises for middle aged women comment' pop up on my phone and nodded like, yep!
 
Badunk said:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgkxy2g7py2o
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Wallace's apology came after an earlier video, uploaded on Sunday, in which he said there had been "13 complaints" from "over 4,000 contestants" he had worked with in 20 years on the BBC show MasterChef.
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Honestly, Gregg, I wouldn’t be boasting about that number. 13 out of 4,000 is still 13 women whose lives you have made considerably worse by telling your weird dad sex jokes and walking around with a pop sock on your cock.
 
He’ll be welcomed to the right wing grift with open arms.
 
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