Celebrity Allegations, #MeToo etc

Nice to see that he's been completely exonerated and found entirely innocent. I fully expect a gaggle of posters to join me in lamenting the huge problem that is women lying about sexual assault and rape to ruin famous men's careers. white text
 
He gave my mate a blow job at his mums house once, and then went and said goodbye to her afterwards. This has no relevance to anything, but I thought I’d chip in in lieu of having anything else to say.
 
He gave my mate a blow job at his mums house once, and then went and said goodbye to her afterwards. This has no relevance to anything, but I thought I’d chip in in lieu of having anything else to say.

Dude, this needs context :lol:
 
Couldn’t figure which thread to put this in. Was gonna do it in Hypernormalisation, then chastised myself for actually spending any rational thought & any dedicated time on Lizzo.

It does qualify. If true it would be truly bizarre Lizzo body shaming someone.
 
He gave my mate a blow job at his mums house once, and then went and said goodbye to her afterwards. This has no relevance to anything, but I thought I’d chip in in lieu of having anything else to say.

Your "mate" aye?

OK
 
He gave my mate a blow job at his mums house once, and then went and said goodbye to her afterwards. This has no relevance to anything, but I thought I’d chip in in lieu of having anything else to say.
It reminds me of the fella who was on Irish radio talking about Steven Gately after he died and a what a nice guy he was and the like. The host didn’t read between the lines and asked him how they knew each other and the guy sort of muttered and stumbled about meeting on a lot of nights out and parties and spending time in their house in an attempt to avoid saying “Sex. SEX. I know him from sex, okay?” and after they finished chatting to him a minute or two an aunt from Gately’s family was the next caller.
 
Dude, this needs context :lol:
He would pretty constantly try and pick up any young guy around the Waterloo area when he was running the Young Vic. My mate just let him buy him a bunch of drinks and gear ‘cos, why not? He suggested going back somewhere & my mate said he was living at his mums so they went there cos Spacey thought he was getting laid, but my mate really just wanted to do some gear, and when Kevin started laying it on thick my mate just said “sorry, I’m not gay, but I guess you can suck my dick if you like?”… so he did. And according to him he couldn’t even get it up very much so he just had Kevin Spacey slurping on his soft dick for a bit while he stole all his drugs, and then his mum woke up and they stopped and had a cup of tea instead

its probably quite a tame Spacey story from that period tbh
 
He would pretty constantly try and pick up any young guy around the Waterloo area when he was running the Young Vic. My mate just let him buy him a bunch of drinks and gear ‘cos, why not? He suggested going back somewhere & my mate said he was living at his mums so they went there cos Spacey thought he was getting laid, but my mate really just wanted to do some gear, and when Kevin started laying it on thick my mate just said “sorry, I’m not gay, but I guess you can suck my dick if you like?”… so he did. And according to him he couldn’t even get it up very much so he just had Kevin Spacey slurping on his soft dick for a bit while he stole all his drugs, and then his mum woke up and they stopped and had a cup of tea instead

its probably quite a tame Spacey story from that period tbh

This sounds like a deleted scene from American Beauty.
 
He would pretty constantly try and pick up any young guy around the Waterloo area when he was running the Young Vic. My mate just let him buy him a bunch of drinks and gear ‘cos, why not? He suggested going back somewhere & my mate said he was living at his mums so they went there cos Spacey thought he was getting laid, but my mate really just wanted to do some gear, and when Kevin started laying it on thick my mate just said “sorry, I’m not gay, but I guess you can suck my dick if you like?”… so he did. And according to him he couldn’t even get it up very much so he just had Kevin Spacey slurping on his soft dick for a bit while he stole all his drugs, and then his mum woke up and they stopped and had a cup of tea instead

its probably quite a tame Spacey story from that period tbh

i heard the escapade was the inspiration for romeo and juliet.
 
He would pretty constantly try and pick up any young guy around the Waterloo area when he was running the Young Vic. My mate just let him buy him a bunch of drinks and gear ‘cos, why not? He suggested going back somewhere & my mate said he was living at his mums so they went there cos Spacey thought he was getting laid, but my mate really just wanted to do some gear, and when Kevin started laying it on thick my mate just said “sorry, I’m not gay, but I guess you can suck my dick if you like?”… so he did. And according to him he couldn’t even get it up very much so he just had Kevin Spacey slurping on his soft dick for a bit while he stole all his drugs, and then his mum woke up and they stopped and had a cup of tea instead

its probably quite a tame Spacey story from that period tbh
Have you got any more, I'm nearly there.
 
Who the feck is Lizzo?

It sounds like a nickname Ole would give Lisandro Martinez if he was still manager.