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Caption this picture contest: Jim's had enough
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The lady next to him has caught a whiff of it too
Sir Jim - "If anyone on the Cafe makes a thread about me doing this they can kiss my hairy billionaire arse"
Mr Gill - "Please make it Horsechoker, please make it Horsechoker"
Mr Gill - "Please make it Horsechoker, please make it Horsechoker"
I'm tired Robbie.
"Should have never listened to The Caf poll in the ETH thread".
If you're away kissing his hairy billionaire arse then who is going to kiss my hairy *counts stripper tips* hundredaire arse?
I don't know, @Rams perhaps
There was one moment on sky the camera was on Sir Jim and he looked really pissed. No way INEOS gonna put up with this shit as long as the previous people running the club used to.
I gave him a new contract...I gave him a fecking new contract...
He refuses to talk to me after a disagreement over season 4 of Westworld.
"Is there a manager called Potter available?"
I should really stop gluing my hand to my forehead.
But the top reds said we should keep him after we played one decent game in the cup final...
It's a poor look for them if they sacked him this side of Christmas. Contract extension means they now have to pay out for 1 year + the rest of this season, when they had a relatively cheap way of sacking him had they not exercised the option to extend.
Ironically similar to Woodward with our previous 2 managers, extended Mourinho in January - then sacked him with a massive pay off the following December, and extended Ole in June then sacked him with a big pay-off in October.
Ironically similar to Woodward with our previous 2 managers, extended Mourinho in January - then sacked him with a massive pay off the following December, and extended Ole in June then sacked him with a big pay-off in October.
Why the feck didn't I sack him in May.
'We should've signed Amrabat.'
In a moment of bewilderment, I reached for my hairline, relieved to find it was not my hairless reflection on the shining heads of those men I'd surrounded myself with. But as lucidity returned, the horrifying truth accompanied it. I knew then that I had gazed too long into the bald-frauds around me. And for the first time, I'd felt the bald-fraud gazing back into me.
"Oh for fecks sake, he's using the Harry Potter defense..."
Can I get a 1.25 billion refund?
"The guy responsible for this shitshow said, just yesterday, he was more successful than anybody except City!!!"
"shit, I forgot to sack the cleaner"
Wait, I invested £1.25 bil, not £1.25m into this? Oh for fu- *facepalm*
"Surely national joke, if I continue to back the manager."
"shit, I forgot to sack the cleaner"
“I can’t believe that Bryan prefers Dan Ashworth’s card to mine.”
Bring me my FA Cup. I'm about to puke
Damn .... I should have bought Chelsea !!
Its CaSEmiro not CaseMIro!
"I hope David Moyes is still available"
Feel like pure shit, just want McTominay back.
"How will I get my money back"
David Gill enjoys tantric wank during uniteds latest defeat. Spanking fetish confirmed
"should have let Tuchel pass the english test and let him keep his maid, it was the deal breaker"
"shit, I forgot to sack the cleaner"
"Buy your childhood football club they said, it’ll be fun they said”
"I skipped Nice v Angers for this"
“Hey Dave? Wanna see my Onana impression?”
"Wake me up when September ends...."
"...I wonder if I can sell my shares to Jassim..."
The sudden realisation that he saved ETH over a 'moment' when we won the FA Cup, but that he took us to 8th in the legue and has no idea how to coach in the Premier league.