Caption this pic: Heisenberg Dines with the Don

[Dr. Dwayne]

I'd just started my new job as a waiter and believe it or not, these 2 rags walk in. Unfortunately my nephew is one of them too, decent kid but not all there. Anyway, when I take their order I thought I'd politely ask for a photo for him obviously explaining I'm a Blue. Ming the Merciless told me to "feck off heh" whilst old whiskey nose was too busy on his phone, probably texting PGMOL about how many penalties they get this weekend.

Some bloke at the next table overheard and said loudly "you're no Pep mate" and as one the whole restaurant rose and started singing Blue Moon. Brought a tear to my eye. The manager and chef called me over, "we're all Blues here lad". Ended up serving them kids portions and charging double, stupid rags didn't notice. Absolutely glorious.

 

[Longlivekeano]

Take the Arab money and go do it my Dutch son. Knock Citey off their perch

 

[tenpoless]

I'd just started my new job as a waiter and believe it or not, these 2 rags walk in. Unfortunately my nephew is one of them too, decent kid but not all there. Anyway, when I take their order I thought I'd politely ask for a photo for him obviously explaining I'm a Blue. Ming the Merciless told me to "feck off heh" whilst old whiskey nose was too busy on his phone, probably texting PGMOL about how many penalties they get this weekend.

Some bloke at the next table overheard and said loudly "you're no Pep mate" and as one the whole restaurant rose and started singing Blue Moon. Brought a tear to my eye. The manager and chef called me over, "we're all Blues here lad". Ended up serving them kids portions and charging double, stupid rags didn't notice. Absolutely glorious.

Ming the Merciless

 

[elmo]

Always felt like ETH looked like Yuri from C & C: Yuri’s revenge.

 

[padzilla]

I was at a literary festival recently and queued up to get Brian Cox (the actor, not the scientist) to sign his book for me, got chatting to him briefly and ended up talking about football and he mentioned he was a United fan too.
Said he was a friend of Alex's, he seemed genuinely thrilled by this. It's amazing the status Fergie has that even the stars themselves are awestruck by the man.

 

[I’m loving my life]

"where's that Spanish waiter?"

He’s been replaced by a Keyboard Teethed version….

The ‘You think I’m funny’/Tommy scene from Goodfellas then plays out. Keyboard Teeth loses his keyboard teeth

 

[whitbyviking]

"how do you say heh in Scottish"

Fantastic picture by the way, I get the impression it was a conversation with a "manuscript" worth reading/hearing given both their characters, natures and experience.

 

[sirAlexsglasses]

So then Eric, I said I would knock Liverpool off their perch, and did exactly that, it is your job……to knock Citeh from theirs, are ye upto the challenge son.

 

[Nevilles.Wear.Prada]

Always felt like ETH looked like Yuri from C & C: Yuri’s revenge.

God damn son, i knew I’ve seen that laser like focus look somewhere. Bring on the prism tanks yo

 

[elmo]

God damn son, i knew I’ve seen that laser like focus look somewhere. Bring on the prism tanks yo

It also means we can just sack him and replace him with his own clone

 

[Tony247]

ETH: what do you prefer to have for desserts?
SAF: my rivals
ETH: I like that. I will have the same.

 

[FrankDrebin]

SAF "Qatar or Ineos - which owners would you prefer ? "
Hag " (awkward) heh"

 

[Trumpeter Whydah]

"Thought I'll get them comfortable with a slowest game of ours and then hammer them in the second half, heh."

"Just knock 'hem off their fecking perch.''

 

[simplyared]

Just because you're from Holland doesn't mean we're goin Dutch. Your shout Jimmy!

 

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ETH is a made man now.