Caption this pic: Heisenberg Dines with the Don
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"Next time, my son. Don't ever use that SOB who sculptured mine outside OT."
"Remember, if you're ever not sure what to say, just call them all fochen idiots"
You could try midjourney, I've used all mine but if you haven't tried it you could do it. Just upload this one and say make it look like renaissance or baroque painting.
"Then he said book your hotels to Istanbul heh"
"Typical German, he'd do well managing Istanbul Basaksehir"
"Typical German, he'd do well managing Istanbul Basaksehir"
"Why do you dress like Steve Jobs?"
"My wife made me do it"
"My wife made me do it"
"Are youse eating that last chicken nugget sonny?"
"Then I knocked them off their fecking perch"
You're paying Erik
I thought we would go Dutch heh
No one likes a smart arse mate
I thought we would go Dutch heh
No one likes a smart arse mate
Where was this taken? Can't place the restaurant.
"and so I told her, heh it's quite clear, heh"
"nodowabowtha son, nodowwasoever"
Cibo in Wilmslow
Next time, in the First Dates restaurant....
Erik, knock those more than a c*nt of a club off their feckin perch, will you?
It is annoying me as well.
"So...what would you say to a little drink?"
"Heh - Hello little drink!"
"Heh - Hello little drink!"
You are not yelling loud enough at the refs
How many journos have you bought so far?
How many journos have you bought so far?
“Nobody ever robs restaurants, why not?”
Oh, I actually expected a pic of Bryan Cranston with Fergie, would have been random as hell, but very cool.
I'd just started my new job as a waiter and believe it or not, these 2 rags walk in. Unfortunately my nephew is one of them too, decent kid but not all there. Anyway, when I take their order I thought I'd politely ask for a photo for him obviously explaining I'm a Blue. Ming the Merciless told me to "feck off heh" whilst old whiskey nose was too busy on his phone, probably texting PGMOL about how many penalties they get this weekend.
Some bloke at the next table overheard and said loudly "you're no Pep mate" and as one the whole restaurant rose and started singing Blue Moon. Brought a tear to my eye. The manager and chef called me over, "we're all Blues here lad". Ended up serving them kids portions and charging double, stupid rags didn't notice. Absolutely glorious.
Some bloke at the next table overheard and said loudly "you're no Pep mate" and as one the whole restaurant rose and started singing Blue Moon. Brought a tear to my eye. The manager and chef called me over, "we're all Blues here lad". Ended up serving them kids portions and charging double, stupid rags didn't notice. Absolutely glorious.
“Why do they call you Frogie?”
The tone of this is perfection, are you a ghost writer for Blue Moon?
"Any chance of bringing back my boy Cristiano?"
Why is ETH wearing a bottle for a tie?
language barrier issues. fergie told him to wear “something classy” and he heard “something glassy.”
Heh
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"and so I told her, heh it's quite clear, heh"
"nodowabowtha son, nodowwasoever"
you need to win the weague son, nodowabouttha!!Yesh, its clear heh?
I'll see what I can do about the refs.
“yesh, i know it’s your club and you’ve paid for the dinner but i think it’s your turn to be the tunnel tonight, heh.”
Now youse gonnae keep your feckin chin on the top o that bottil laddie so it doesn't spoil right - I'm going for a shite
Heh
"When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate I check under the sauce to make sure."
"Yesh Bosh"
"Yesh Bosh"
"How am I doing boss?"
"You're doing a great job son...a great job"
"You're doing a great job son...a great job"