Brian Brobbey
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This guy is crap
I needed only 2 minutes in a comp video on YT to see that this guy is a "Wish" version of Lukaku. He isn't the striker that we need.
I needed only 2 minutes in a comp video on YT to see that this guy is a "Wish" version of Lukaku. He isn't the striker that we need.
brobbably BS.
Duke of Dork.
How much to just buy Ajax FC....
I feel like our special relationship with Ajax might be a thing of the past after this summer.
Would be an absolute brobbery to buy this lad.
Remember when Brobbey Boucher showed up at halftime and United won the champions League?
Sounds like a made up story. Not good enough for UTD.
A United fan.....
This is honestly getting sad. Our scouting departmental budget is clearly like $10 for all the work they do 
This will be correct
Maybe just a threat to Ajax that if they don't drop their prices, we'll start snagging their targets
Brian Bobbins
Imagine if this one becomes a saga.
That’s what I was thinkingMaybe just a threat to Ajax that if they don't drop their prices, we'll start snagging their targets
EDIT: oh snagging.. I thought it said shagging
Ok so I’ve just YouTubed this fella having never heard of him. What the feck do I know but he loves bringing others into play in the final third, I’m guessing he can do that ‘cause he’s a proper unit. Bit Lukakuesq I’d say. Not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.
I would ask to change my username to Brobbey Boy 
Bro...I would ask to change my username to Brobbey Boy
!Hope we don't get him, it will be daylight Brobbery.
His name alone is worth £10m. He's the Charlie Adam of names.
Wait, he's 20 years old? in 2002, someone had a baby boy, looked at it, and thought "Brian".
feck off
Technical Emile Heskey, a bit like Benteke.. I like how he holds the ball up and brings others into play. And although by his Youtu.be vid he looks overweight, I'm sure he can improve that. Doesn't look like he has a heavy touch for a big guy..
Brian Blobbey.
His middle name is Ebenezer.Wait, he's 20 years old? in 2002, someone had a baby boy, looked at it, and thought "Brian".
feck off
What Brian?
I've always thought this about Boaz Myhill, the former Goalkeeper.
Who the feck looks at a beautiful baby boy, and names it Boaz.
Here's a guy who just turned 20, who scored 7 and assisted 1 in the 495 minutes he got on the pitch for Ajax in 2022. He never got a fair chance at Leipzig (only 1 start) and got 3 assists in 252 minutes there before Christmas. He's clearly got endproduct! We just bought Amad for twice this fee with 59 minutes of 1st team football to his name 18 months ago. This is the kind of low risk investments we should be looking for. Pretty sure he won't turn the PL upsidedown in August, but for 15M that's not why you buy him either. Give him some chances this fall. If not good enough for our first team yet, send him for a loan spell in Holland/France/Germany after christmas and test him against next preseason. Could become great, could flop, still worth the risk.
Needs to bulk down and go on loan.
Beat me to it.
The Sun would love this one the headline would be.
Daylight Brobbery!
United baulk at fee for Ajax striker.
His real name is actually Glyn Oliver Myhill.
Mind you, his parents did want to name him Boaz but were talked out of it by relatives.....but called him Boaz anyway.
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why bulk down? He was already the fastest player at Ajax
Brobbey absolutely isn't ready for the PL yet, but he's the only player nobody could have any issues with concerning his physicals. His nickname is Brobbeast and rightfully so, extremely strong and fast.
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Isn’t Antony rapid? So that makes him like rapid-rapid?
Worth a punt at that price if depth is needed. Highly doubt he'll be a long term first choice though.
I don’t know enough about him to judge, but I wonder if an unbiased poster might answer how he compares with Martial and Rashford.