I want to slap you.
BREAKING: Louis van Gaal sacked
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I read the thread title ran around the office shouting and now I look like a real knob !!! FFS !!!!
Just lock the thread. One rule for some and different rules for others is bullshit.
What a stupid question. All a mod has to do is to press a button. You're basically asking is it possible for a mod to press a button.
this.
Stupid thread. Ban Cina.
Get used to this on the caf. It's like a rowdy pub where the chav regulars and popular hilbillies are allowed more slack and the owners and his overweight buddies pinch eachother in their tattooed bubblebuttocks in quiet affectionate support and congratulations for their hilarious jokes.
Personally I am enraptured by this joke and performing a standing ovation with my dog.
I was there boys. 19/02/16 I was there when Cina got called a dildo.
If I ever meet you you're a dead man
Make no mistake
seriously though,
**I was banned from a match day thread from joking about a high possesion stat we had despite us losing then a thread like this pops up.
One rule for some another for others I guess.
Make no mistake
seriously though,
**I was banned from a match day thread from joking about a high possesion stat we had despite us losing then a thread like this pops up.
One rule for some another for others I guess.
omg stop threaten me 4eva
For a second I was worried, but then I realized it's just a joke, so I'm all calm and relieved now.
It would be funny in a "North Korea funny" way if Ixion get's banned for complaining.
Not really. Rules are rules but:
- Rules are meant for some reason. If WUMs were tolerated then the place would become unbearable. Every second thread would have been a WUM.
- Now, that doesn't mean that WUMs shouldn't ever happen. Because they aren't tolerated, people are safe from them. Every once a while a mod or a high profile poster makes a WUm thread, people laugh and that is the end of the story.
People laughed on this thread which is better than pretty much all other football threads at this moment.
If there's one thing North Korea knows, it's how to export comedy.
Coal, Non-Knit Woman's clothing, Rubber and Irony rank highly in North Korea's biggest exports list.
You want him to stay? I'm a bit torn to be honest. I kinda enjoy the show and enjoy being proven right about him every week again and again. But I also miss the Caf of the Ferguson era. It's such a whiny and depressing place right now. I hope it'll get better soon.
FFS
Rubber and Irony, together at last.
Yeah I'm with you. Cina does make the caf a worse place.
I smell a Mod conspiracy, who's the one standing on the grassy knoll?
I was so happy, when i opened the Caf on my ipad, with a Liverpool fan friend (yes, i got some of those
) , watching over my shoulder. Just to see Cina being a dildo, for men, i almost started crying I reallyrallyREALLY want LvG out!
Bloody hell, this thread is about to spark some Marxist uprising.
I acted completely alone in this, nobody else was involved. I've also miraculously improved my Photoshop skills lately, somehow.
Yes, this is true but we are very proud of our meritocracy. Democracy is only as strong as the weak.
This could be an inspired thread, actually. Harness the power of the Caf. Say it, and it will happen (we hope).
Out, this is not the place for your blind optimistic positivity.
Hopefully, if United do monitor forums and social media, they will see how mad people are because this thread and the fact that LvG still got his job
If we all just focus really hard on the United website, the news will appear out of nowhere.
I'm full of that sort of stuff.Don't push it, everyone knows you lack the balls
I'm still hoping for United to meet Dortmund or Leverkusen in the EL.
Can we just spend the day pretending he's sacked?
My heart skipped a beat.
Technically I died for a second. You killed me you shit.
I vote ban him from everything other than the 'Other Sports' forum for 4 days. It's shite in there.
Technically I died for a second. You killed me you shit.
I vote ban him from everything other than the 'Other Sports' forum for 4 days. It's shite in there.
Nail on head.Yup.
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I dread to think what would have happened if someone like me or another 'unpopular with the mods' guy tried to pull this stunt.
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