Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

Chief123 said:
This is a glorious watch. He had so much smirky arrogance at the start of the stream and then 1:16:00 into the stream, they both shit their pants when they see Rio Ferdinand’s tweet. You could feel the tension after that. :lol::lol::lol:

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tenpoless said:
Need to pay to watch this video now. Feck off theyre milking it :lol:
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There's a lad in the newbs who's done God's work popping together a quick edit of the smuggest part of the Bertie stream with some quickly-delivered schadenfreude:

Slevin7 said:
A quick edit - enjoy.

Ps. This was intended for the Bluemoon Meltdown thread - so if someone with media posting privileges wants to share there, go ahead.

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Eddy_JukeZ said:
We need a last minute Ronaldo winner at the Etihad. Their forum would implode.
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We need
12OunceEpilogue said:
There's a lad in the newbs who's done God's work popping together a quick edit of the smuggest part of the Bertie stream with some quickly-delivered schadenfreude:
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Omg that is brilliant!!! :lol: :lol:

Even though it's not the same video as the one I posted, its the first time I've seen this one....quality!
 
Chief123 said:
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Omg that is brilliant!!! :lol: :lol:

Even though it's not the same video as the one I posted, its the first time I've seen this one....quality!
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True I just saw the Manc Boris Johnson and assumed. The lad with him makes the biggest boob of himself in that though :lol:
 
NewDawnFades said:
The absolute rage on that forum right now is brilliant, feels like old times.



One of them took a picture of a stranger in a pub wearing a Ronaldo top, and commenters are fantasising about smashing his head in with a brick. Beautiful.
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Disgusting, they are the worse human beings on the planet.
 
Amazing how we keep on buying more and more players who 'only turn up against weak opposition' and yet we keep on beating their lot at almost every time of asking.
 
12OunceEpilogue said:
True I just saw the Manc Boris Johnson and assumed. The lad with him makes the biggest boob of himself in that though :lol:
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What's even funnier is he'll never be able to live it down. He will officially become a meme. I bet he knows plenty of Utd mates as well who'll no doubt banter him with it! :lol:
 
12OunceEpilogue said:
There's a lad in the newbs who's done God's work popping together a quick edit of the smuggest part of the Bertie stream with some quickly-delivered schadenfreude:
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Omg there are soooo many golden moments in this "Emergency Live stream", I've gone to the effort of getting URLs starting at each specific beauty! Enjoy!!!..... :lol: :lol: :lol:








He prepped this one so much and was so proud of how he constructed the banter...... :lol: :lol:




I've got more coming, it would be rude not to share.....
 
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I enjoy the "rags" commentary beause my NHL team is the NYR, also affectionally called "the Rags" by salty fans. Feels just like home.
 
Sara125 said:
One would think that if you have a player currently facing sexual assault allegations it isn’t the wisest thing to use the same allegations as a stick to beat a rival team with. Then again the blue moon lot have never been self-aware.
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I don’t think that thinking is one of their strong points at all!
 
Sara125 said:
One would think that if you have a player currently facing sexual assault allegations it isn’t the wisest thing to use the same allegations as a stick to beat a rival team with. Then again the blue moon lot have never been self-aware.
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They are probably stupid enough to argue that Ronaldo has only got one rape allegation against him, where as their Benjamin Mendy has done the quadruple with 4 allegations in one season!
 
Just watched the goals from the Rag game , Fakeronaldo's goals thrown in by the Newcastle keeper , you couldnt score to softer/easier goals if you played until next week , Goerdie keeper has got be recieving a brown envelope from GPC this week there is no other explanation. Even the 30 yarder from mouse features was comical gooalkeeping , he didnt even move his feet towards the ball before diving ,and elephant man's record at the Swamp really needs investigating only surprised the ugly **** wasnt wearing a Ronaldo7 shirt in the dug out.
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They've got West Ham next in the league will Fabianski be getting a brown envelope to hand Fakeronaldo his next two goals at this rate the Golden Boot will be decided by Xmas.
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Great. We can now add ‘Fakeronaldo’ (as one word seeing as they don’t know how adjectives work) to their arsenal of nicknames.

Not for me. I don't want those cûnts to have even a glimmer of winning the Prem. I want them to crash and burn at each and EVERY opportunity.

Having the rags fail at everything is, however, not enough for me. Not even close. I want to see those bastards not only fail but to be utterly humiliated at every step of the way in their failures: I want to see that club suffer a destruction of Biblical proportions so devastating that in centuries to come people will talk about it in hushed, almost reverential tones.
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^I can almost see him furiously typing on the keyboard in his mother’s basement.
 
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As bad as the Cafe can get, it never goes full blue moon. I saw posts like ‘tranaldo’ on there. :confused:
 
NewDawnFades said:
The absolute rage on that forum right now is brilliant, feels like old times.
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They all have that inner Berty, just lurking below the surface. Some of them are all twisted up inside with an unhealthy obsession and a dazzling array of conspiracy theories. It consumes them, like a snake eating itself.

Some of them have 25k posts on just the United thread alone. Which is why they have to start a new thread at the beginning of every season, because that thread is always on the very top of their forum page. Despite any success, they just cannot let it go.

You don't need to get club updates from MUFC anymore, just read the United thread on Bluemoon forum. Them lot are all over it 24-7. They must have subscriptions to Man Utd TV?

Kentblue, manimanc, Kaz7, madeyedscreamer, LongsightM13, ancoats, Vienna 70, waspish, jrb. You guys need to take a long hard look at yourselves. You have diligently spent over a decade of your lives on the United Thread. You are on there at 2am, saying 'bacon face' this and 'camel gob' that. It's like you've invented this bizarre world which is inhabited only by former United personnel. And you are all schoolboys in an episode of Grange Hill, from 1985.

Do something better with your lives. Phone your Mum or give the kids a cuddle. You guys are deeply messed up.
 
NewDawnFades said:
The absolute rage on that forum right now is brilliant, feels like old times.



One of them took a picture of a stranger in a pub wearing a Ronaldo top, and commenters are fantasising about smashing his head in with a brick. Beautiful.
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How much you wanna bet the guy that wrote that can’t run 50m and then bend over to tie his shoe without passing out?
 
Chief123 said:
They didn't live up to the promise of deleting the stream...... :lol:

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Sitting in the same room next to each other and they had to split the camera. The blonde guy also looks like he is a lesbian eventhough its supossed to be impossible.
 
Chief123 said:
Omg there are soooo many golden moments in this "Emergency Live stream", I've gone to the effort of getting URLs starting at each specific beauty! Enjoy!!!..... :lol: :lol: :lol:








He prepped this one so much and was so proud of how he constructed the banter...... :lol: :lol:




I've got more coming, it would be rude not to share.....
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Oh my god :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool: I want the reaction to rios tweets and him signing for united, bet it’s gold
 
I'm sure they have come up with one or two funny nicknames for our players in the past, but Tranaldo is just shit. Bitter and twisted bunch.

BBCR7 did make me laugh though. They literally think that every single journalist and media entity is a rag and out to get them.
 
Tyrion said:
They are weirdly violent. Less conspiracy minded than RAWK but more bitter.
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I think they are worse than RAWK, every time I read their shit I feel disgusted. They wish harm on people, their posts are violent and full of hatred.

RAWK is not at that level, they are a bunch of delusional people who think the world evolves around them and everything is a conspiracy against them. B
 
They really are a weird bunch

I was a passenger in my daughters car on Thursday and I wound the window down to shout "you fecking rag twat" at some imbecile wearing a united top. She said "Jesus dad, I used to cringe when you shouted it out of the window, driving us to school. Cant believe you still do it twenty years later"
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Some pretty choice language, wonder what the Canal Street Blues make of this. Then again, they've no qualms about how their club is being funded, nor did Pride question taking sponsorship money from Abu Dhabi. Dickie Leese and Howard Bernstein's leadership certainly helped free Manchester from any moral questioning, something which was once a trait of this city.
 
King Eric 7 said:
I'm sure they have come up with one or two funny nicknames for our players in the past, but Tranaldo is just shit. Bitter and twisted bunch.

BBCR7 did make me laugh though. They literally think that every single journalist and media entity is a rag and out to get them.
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They just call him Tr$$$y. The funniest has to be Giggs though..."family man".
 
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King Eric 7 said:
I'm sure they have come up with one or two funny nicknames for our players in the past, but Tranaldo is just shit. Bitter and twisted bunch.

BBCR7 did make me laugh though. They literally think that every single journalist and media entity is a rag and out to get them.
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I think RAWK even has better nicknames to be honest - the fact they called Shaqiri 'the cube' still gets me. BlueMoon is genuinely just a weird place.
 
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