Rag at work: “can’t wait for Ronaldo’s historic return tomorrow”
Me: “oh… yeah real shame about the 3pm blackout pissing on your chips though. I’m a bit fecked off the city game is a 3pm too”
Rag: “oh I see it’s at the same time, I guess you’re watching the United one then, Ronaldo gonna get a hat trick.”
Me: “…erm… no. But you know it’s not on tv right? That’s what the 3pm blackout is”
Rag: “what? Nah that not right it’s on BT I’m going round my mates to watch it”
Me: “oh ok… well enjoy it then”
Couldn’t make it up. This lad claims to have been a “lifelong fan”