Bluemoon goes into Meltdown
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Heard Beckham was a back up plan should Ronaldo whore himself to another clubit’s actually funny talking to them they are now the champions of the stock market now ......... well done Ole
Did he hear about what happened at the end of the match?Rules of the United Thread. ( Blue Moon forum - Baby boomers edition)
1) Say the word 'Rag' over and over, like it actually stings their eyes, which it doesn't. Most United fans find it quite endearing. It's like that Monty Python sketch, "We are the knights who say NI."
2) Say something about Munich. Mostly to deflect away from the horrific tragedy, and paint MUFC in a bad light. Completely ignoring the capabilities and finances available to football clubs in the 1950's.
3) Say something about Louis Edwards meat factory circa 1966. (Louis Edwards has been dead 41 years!)
4) Mention the Martin Edwards toilet cubicle rumour. (Martin Edwards retired 20 years ago!)
5) Try to make Sir Alex Ferguson relevant in every post, and not an 80 year old man who has been retired for 8 years. "I don't care what they say about his brain operation, he's still running that club from his secret lair inside Mere Golf Club."
6) Mention Ryan Giggs/Wayne Rooney shagging habits. Love a bit of tabloid tittle tattle.
7) Act like schoolboys and make up childish non PC names for players and managers. ******, Camel Gob, Ratboy, Gashford, Slur Alex, Slabhead....yawn.
8) Repeat all of the above for 50 years, even though the majority of their fans under the age of 30, cringe themselves inside out, every time they trot down this laboriously well worn path.
1) Say the word 'Rag' over and over, like it actually stings their eyes, which it doesn't. Most United fans find it quite endearing. It's like that Monty Python sketch, "We are the knights who say NI."
2) Say something about Munich. Mostly to deflect away from the horrific tragedy, and paint MUFC in a bad light. Completely ignoring the capabilities and finances available to football clubs in the 1950's.
3) Say something about Louis Edwards meat factory circa 1966. (Louis Edwards has been dead 41 years!)
4) Mention the Martin Edwards toilet cubicle rumour. (Martin Edwards retired 20 years ago!)
5) Try to make Sir Alex Ferguson relevant in every post, and not an 80 year old man who has been retired for 8 years. "I don't care what they say about his brain operation, he's still running that club from his secret lair inside Mere Golf Club."
6) Mention Ryan Giggs/Wayne Rooney shagging habits. Love a bit of tabloid tittle tattle.
7) Act like schoolboys and make up childish non PC names for players and managers. ******, Camel Gob, Ratboy, Gashford, Slur Alex, Slabhead....yawn.
8) Repeat all of the above for 50 years, even though the majority of their fans under the age of 30, cringe themselves inside out, every time they trot down this laboriously well worn path.
What page does the sudden realisation set in that it isn’t going to swing their way? Could quite locate it last time I looked.
Just had a glimpse though, and they really are a ratty lot aren’t they. Christ.
Nail on head
"Camel gob" was ultimately right and it's bluemoon that ended up looking stupid. They hated Rio so much there especially when he tweeted those "cryptic" messages
Can't wait to see Ronaldo scoring against them. The tears would be delicious.
Can't wait to see Ronaldo scoring against them. The tears would be delicious.
I'd love to know the exact page in their Ronaldo thread when they saw Rio's tweet and the panic suddenly started to set in.
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Joined28 Nov 2018Messages154
The fact arguably the rags greatest ever player has come begging on his hands and knees to play for us is enough for me
Joined28 Nov 2018Messages154
The fact arguably the rags greatest ever player has come begging on his hands and knees to play for us is enough for me
Brilliantthe nicknames for players makes me laugh the most. You can tell they’re very proud Of it even though it’s completely embarrassing.
Name me one way earning your money isn't, in principle, taking it from someone else?
Absolute legend, thanks.
They're brilliant at making up nicknames though, gotta give em that. Remember first time I read "Poobag", almost spat out me coffee
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
‘Surprise sex’ Jesus Christ. Imagine being so bitter that you become a rape apologist. And I’ve had a look, surprised but not surprised that none of the other members called that out. Not to mention the casual throwing around of the t slur too as an insult when it comes to Ronaldo- most of them surely can’t be above primary school age.
edit: @VivaJesperBlomqvist Not sure why your post I quoted didn’t quote
Exactly, you do something for someone and you take their money.
Which player do they call thatThey're brilliant at making up nicknames though, gotta give em that. Remember first time I read "Poobag", almost spat out me coffee
Which player do they call that
Pogba.
It’s funny because it’s so juvenile. Even my 10 year old nephew doesn’t just make up childish nicknames for people he doesn’t like.The top of page 1055 is Rio's tweet.
https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/cristiano-ronaldo.351585/page-1055
Yeah14k posts spanning 1404 pages clearly shows none of them care.
Inject it into my veins.
Beatiful thread. Around page 1188 when the Ole quotes come out is when the realisation kicks in that he isn't joining them. The shift in tone is pure *chefs kiss*
The mood swings in that thread is a gold mine for any aspiring psychologist. My favourite part is around 900 when they were just getting around to the idea that Ronnie might be serious about joining them, and starting to get giddy about it.
Like a Greek tragedy.
Not a chance he goes to Man Utd. They are finished. He is so far removed from them. He wants to join the best team in the world with the best manager in the world.
I have just ordered both of my sons Ronaldo 7 home t-shirts about an hour ago because I was going to buy them for their birthday and thought I would put Ronaldo 7 on the back ffs
page 1196
I have just ordered both of my sons Ronaldo 7 home t-shirts about an hour ago because I was going to buy them for their birthday and thought I would put Ronaldo 7 on the back ffs
page 1196
fecks sake
How old is bluemoon? Because I've not spotted a single person from before 2007/8 posting.
Same year the club was invented.fecks sake
How old is bluemoon? Because I've not spotted a single person from before 2007/8 posting.
That forum looks shite on PC, all squashed in and about 5 posts per page.
you legit could read a couple of pages a day and that would be your entertainment for the week sorted. deluded fanbase
they wanted him so bad
Sports Washing FC said:
LangleyBlue1970 said:
Ok, which one of you is "Sports Washing FC"
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