How many fecking ex utd players have they bought or tried to buy?
It's fecking embarrassing.
It's fecking embarrassing.
Bluemoon goes into Meltdown
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It will probably turn out fine for them in the long run, but it's got to sting that in the past year they've had the opportunity to sign the two greatest players of the current generation and failed to get either of them, and that despite all the money, the recent success, having one of the best club managers in the game, they got ghosted by Ronaldo literally the moment that United threw their hat into the ring
Ah they love a good old make believe story don’t they? Always involves a couple of “rag” mates, usually situated down the boozer with the blue telling them like it is.
They had more of a chance with Messi, in fact always thought that if he was ever going to leave Barcelona he would to Manchester City. So really not sure how they let PSG get him or what happened.
With Ronaldo on the other hand it would had been devastating for Manchester United and the romantics in football if Ronaldo signed for them, not just because of being the best player in his generation but just for having one over United. So this outcome must feel really sour for them as appartently they were close to getting him.
Still very funny reaction overall.
Schrodinger's Rag:
Where Cristiano Ronaldo can be considered both the greatest player in Europe, and a washed up, past it, rag twat at the same time
Where Cristiano Ronaldo can be considered both the greatest player in Europe, and a washed up, past it, rag twat at the same time
As someone who is not a United-fan, i would have enjoyed a redcafe meltdown, but i cant complain, better this way, going back to where it all started, at a proper elite club.
I still think Mendes played this brilliantly. He got talking to City to get us to buy him.
Today is a good day.
Hear Nicky Weaver is at the etihad, as the pr machine tries to upstage United.
Ronaldo has chosen the real club.
Ronaldo has chosen the real club.
There is something unique about that lot. All the money in the world and they seem constantly unhappy. The highs are mediocre, and the lows are lower than The Abyss , 1989He is still poaching. Unbelievable
Dzeko just signed for Inter. Might be tough.
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Bluemoon!
You saw me standing alone
Without a striker up front
And without Cristiano
You saw me standing alone
Without a striker up front
And without Cristiano
Dont want to do a Colin, but yeah.Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
Well of course! We had to cope in some way! But every one of us saying that were also dreading him scoring 30+ goals for City.
She’s well over 18, you’re fine.
That account is a parody account I think. There is another popular account called UTDtrey who reps Martial in the display pic. You can even tell this guy has Martial in a City shirt
Yep agree. It suits everybody, so it's all good but if City hadn't been the team who knows how this would have turned out.
Bluemoon Timeline
- Can't believe it, wouldn't happen
- We've arrived, this would be massive
- He's exactly what we need
- He's a winner, mentality actually aligns with that of City, shows Messi what a real challenge is
- Guessing how many goals he'd get, could reach 40+ easily because Pep
- Could be our legend by helping us win the CL
- Already loving him, not calling him ****** anymore, suggestion about what to call him (no ****** there ofc),
- He's our rag
- Rio's tweet sends a shockwave, everyone getting worried is getting called a rag as camelgob is winning if they show any signs of panic
- Doubts start to grow, now they start to doubt his ambitions, it's money over trophies.
- Random twitter account posts he already rejected United's pursuit, celebration starts again, suggestions made on what to post on Rio's insta when they pull this one off.
- Romano's U-turn, starts calling him bullshitter
- Denial kicks in, United must sell to sign him, don't have resources
- Not fussed anymore, he was a rag anyway and back to being a rag, desperate signing only because City was signing (although 75% of bluemooners wanted to sign him on a poll)
- Desperate hopes of PSG hijacking us
- Infighting, everyone is a rag
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- All positive, as we got to spot the closet rags on here and can finally ban them. Locked for further replies
- Can't believe it, wouldn't happen
- We've arrived, this would be massive
- He's exactly what we need
- He's a winner, mentality actually aligns with that of City, shows Messi what a real challenge is
- Guessing how many goals he'd get, could reach 40+ easily because Pep
- Could be our legend by helping us win the CL
- Already loving him, not calling him ****** anymore, suggestion about what to call him (no ****** there ofc),
- He's our rag
- Rio's tweet sends a shockwave, everyone getting worried is getting called a rag as camelgob is winning if they show any signs of panic
- Doubts start to grow, now they start to doubt his ambitions, it's money over trophies.
- Random twitter account posts he already rejected United's pursuit, celebration starts again, suggestions made on what to post on Rio's insta when they pull this one off.
- Romano's U-turn, starts calling him bullshitter
- Denial kicks in, United must sell to sign him, don't have resources
- Not fussed anymore, he was a rag anyway and back to being a rag, desperate signing only because City was signing (although 75% of bluemooners wanted to sign him on a poll)
- Desperate hopes of PSG hijacking us
- Infighting, everyone is a rag
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- All positive, as we got to spot the closet rags on here and can finally ban them. Locked for further replies
Unfortunately that’s spot on
I’m on it, hold up
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The retro Daniel James.
We both know it’s because he has ‘kink’ in his name
These feckers are obsessed with the word rag. The tone on there is behind football rivalry; it’s pure, foaming at the mouth hatred. Pathological. Compare that to how we are on here about them. Yeah, we belittle them, but they’re vile.
Bless them.
Bless them.
What you mean. You gotta give him props for a good joke tbhThis one can't be topped
I've yet to meet a normal City fan. They all have that "special" look about them. Weird swamp dwelling creatures.
Often frothing at the mouth if they see red. So at traffic lights etc. it gets Messy. They think about United more than most United fans and certainly before their own club. Poor buggers.
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Like the bar scene in Star Wars
Absolute pond life. They thought they had it all worked out over Ronaldo. Its a running trend on their forums..absolute cock sure of themselves. Utterly blissful. The sporadic, weightless hate posts towards United the past 24 hours is a result of utter humiliation. To any City fans reading this, no matter what spin you put on this (wages, age, us buying him so you couldn’t, you didn’t want him, you don’t need him), every single one of you wanted him. And you don’t have him. We do. Two of the greatest players to ever play the game will never play for your club. Just a small reminder of where they stand.
At least they’ve got Supey Jacky Grealish! 100 million quid for a f cking unqualified mop. Strong game lads.
At least they’ve got Supey Jacky Grealish! 100 million quid for a f cking unqualified mop. Strong game lads.