That picture doesn't do Moyes any justice whatsoever.
Now this is a true representation of the visionary that came to our club. He was way too advanced for his time and I'm glad his genius is now being recognised after he out-tacticked Fraudiola. He is able to work with technology in a way the Pep Guardiola is my idol can only dream of. Each of his wrinkles are like the rings of a tree, and show his years of experience and wisdom. Note the deadpan eyes, that make sussing him out and his thoughts almost impossible. The grey suit has the connotations of being able to adapt to any situation, the perfect blend of yin and yang. He is not extreme in his philosophy in any way: not too attacking, not too defensive, not too possession-based, not too set-piece based. Grey. The perfect blend. Note how his right arm is lightly gripping the armrest - not too tightly. Just like his grip on the Premier League title once he eventually wins it with West Ham. The tie lightly brushing his crotch which is a warning sign to mavericks like Zaha that the fruits of his loins will not be touched. He's also slightly leaning to his left, which shows how he slightly favours the left wing and likes to employ players like Leighton Baines to do his bidding; but the stabilising hand on his left thigh means that he won't focus purely on that side. Managers like Pep don't stand a chance. He showed incredible resilience to claw back a 3-0 deficit against Jose last week. Klopp is next in his line and he will not hesitate to set his team out to get a point from them too. And this will continue dos, tres, quatro times. Or as long as it takes for his pure, earth-shattering prodigious brilliance to be recognised.
