Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[No Idea For Nickname]

How are they so fit? They keep running constantly. And there it is.

They’re all asthmatic

Another hoof the ball over the top boring shite.

The ability to play your best players week in week out and their energy levels to never drop cant be under estimated.

Yeah, those PEDs are working a treat. Third season now and their main starting 11 are still running around like Duracell bunnies on speed.

feck knows what Klopp does to get these energy levels, his Dortmund team were the same, we can all joke about blood doping and other dodgy practises but feck me they are relentless.

You’re telling me Walker wouldn’t have been sent off for that Mane elbow???

I don't know about any of use but I'm really struggling lately listening to Neville he is a patronising little rat. I mute the volume now not to listen to him I'd love to rip his face off.

For anyone not aware of the inhalers/caffeine effects aimed at the dippers - read this

Why Liverpool won't win the Premier League this season
Alan Moore discusses the reasons why he believes that Liverpool will not retain their Premier League title this coming season.
backpagefootball.com

 

[The holy trinity 68]

This thread is going to be a lot busier this year.

 

[RedPed]

You mean like this...

Get him fecking gone now. If he spent as much time adressing our issues as he did rimming fecking Bielsa we’d be invincible

 

[AbusementPark]

Leeds played some very good stuff. City looked good at the beginning and then allowed Leeds too much time with the ball. Be a good time to play City

 

[Judge Red]

That’s not a meltdown, that’s an acceptance that Guardiola has lost interest.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Pep "Good game"

Go back to Spain

Peps interview post match. What the feck is he smoking. Total bollocks

Pep very pleased, he almost burst into "ja ja ding dong".

Pep is going either way and the dressing room know it

Certainly looks that way to me

And tylers is an embarassment saying there was nowt in that challenge on bernardo.

Especially when you hear Neville say its a red card all day.
No replays yet again, always a quick check yet utd and the rats get it slowed down, reversed, forward, paused, every angle.

Kompany gone, Arteta gone, Silva gone and Kun injured. Pep is on his own and it's showing.

Pep Guardiola strides out to the middle - and has a laugh and a joke with Mike Dean. Unexpected.

and there is one of the issues, as a club we make it extremely easy for officials to feck us over. They are scared of Klopp, we’re scared of Ferguson, Clattenburg admitted he knowingly gave incorrect calls in Utds favour as Keane scared him, we are timed and weak

Cavani is a free transfer and sitting on his arse whilst we struggle to score typical poachers types of goals , apart from Sterling our goal threat is massively diminished without a proven striker like Jesus or Aguero

feck off Micah.

Foden looks like Miss Iceland took too much out of him. His form is resembling Bernie after his 'incident' last year.

He should have kept it in his pants, he is a prick literally, think more about shagging than his career

 

[The holy trinity 68]

haha some of them comments. Thanks for finding them dude!

 

[AlexUTD]

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

There were loads of times when we had 3, 4 players running at their defence & nobody really had a purpose to it.
Now picture Haaland, running in front of KDB, in the same situation.
.Buy him fir next sesson. Even if we have to treble our record.

Yes And Sancho.

Haaland is an absolute beast - would love to see him at City!

with some justification it has to be said.

remind us how many points pool dropped last season and the season before?

already an uphill battle after game 3.

I couldn't two fecks about the rats. Come back to me after 10 games

fanny wipes ltd be doing a roaring trade tonight then, Leeds played well, they're a good side and full of energy, that was a tough game, stop being so fecking entitled

That attitude and the banner will soon be back up at old trafford

Entitled

People with your attitude piss me off, we are the richest club on the planet, have the best coach, best facilities, our owner demands success.

We are very, very poor and have been for a calendar year

The body language of the team, lack of courage and energy that is making it clear something is really amiss.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Very disappointing.

Looks already like a long season dropping many points.

3 trophies to go

We should not be drawing against a newly promoted team, like we shouldn't have lost to Norwich last season... We're not good enough!

richest club, ah thats ok then we'll just go and buy the best players every window, become the new Real Madrid and be what everyone is forever calling us anyway, sounds good crack on sunshine

United just about to sign Cavani - he would have been a decent buy while we find a longer term replacement for Sergio.

LOLOL 300k week, Sanchez MKII, agent Ed thank you

Will be guttered if he signs for them

 

[Posh Red]

Guttered

 

[The holy trinity 68]

Guttered

I think he is a secret United fan. Guttered = Ed belongs in the gutter.

 

[calodo2003]

Not Bluemoon specifically, but...

 

[sebsheep]

Not Bluemoon specifically, but...

Came here post about that.

 

[calodo2003]

Came here post about that.

A thread’s has recently been made on here. It’s looking a bit of quality already.

 

[ClaytonBlackmoorLeftPeg]

Came here post about that.

That’s good banter! Need to see more of that.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

I imagine it's been hacked

Hacked by Liverpool probably, same as our scouting reports.

Not Liverpool, its those pesky Chelsea fans

The liberals found out that Bernard Manning was a fan so Twitter shut it in case it offends anyone

I wouldn't say Bernard Manning was fat but he did have more Chins than a Chinese phone book

Football twitter really is a cesspit.

Whoever runs the accounts for football clubs must have their work cut out that's for certain.

Back again now:
https://twitter.com/ManCity

 

[RoyH1]

Not Bluemoon specifically, but...

I love this!

 

[calodo2003]

I have a valid BM user/pass, vowed years ago I would never go back into it. If the follower drop numbers are true, it might be worth a couple of posts before I am banned.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Yes, I am bored, found this thread on Micah Richard and decided to see what they are saying, started on 22. Jun 2020:

He's doing a cracking job of talking up City and speaking out on big issues, exactly the sort of person we need on TV.
He puts a smile on my face just seeing him on TV.
He's been on Sky and BBC a few times now and he's been brilliant every time, keep it up Micah!

He’s a breath of fresh air, much better to watch than all them bitter rag and dipper cünts

Great to finally have one of our own appearing regularly in the media. Seems a genuinely sound guy.

We all know what an infectious character Micah is, he's going to be a regular pundit, banging the City drum for many years to come.

To be fair that was the best overall commentary we’ve witnessed from Sly for a long time. I could even tolerate Jamie and Graham. More from Micah please

I think Micah's best punditry qualities are honesty charisma and that bubbly infectious laugh. He's top quality

Much prefer him to the fella who spits on little girls

Micah is a breath of fresh air , he is an infectious character and he has surprised me with his knowledge of the game , about time we had a blue with a voice

Love him. Comes across so genuine and his love of city stands out a mile, even though he sometimes tries to hide it. He has a great sense of humour, and addresses some very serious issues with insight and intelligence.

About time we had a proper blue on tv, Sinclair was doing well on the bbc until he got in trouble with the law.

He put that Dog bothering scruffy **** Keane in his pace on Sky! He will do for me!

Fast forward to 22. Sep. 2020., and on..

Nice guy but terrible pundit for me.

His statement about black lives matter was rambling and difficult to listen to.

Personally I don't think he offers any insight into the game but each to their own.

I love him but I do wish he’d speak a bit faster. It’s 3 words, then a grimace, another 3 words, pause, grimace, 2 words, grimace. I guess that’ll be ironed out with experience

If you're into false laffs then micah's your man.

Doesn't seem false to me. In fact I know it's not false having met him a few times. Have you met him?

Looks like some here are already tearing one of our own down. Wondering how long it would take before they decide to tear Vinny down!

Bluemoon mate.

This is the same Bluemoon on which a number of "supporter's" said they didn't want Lionel Messi.

I have said many times, the guy seems a very decent human being, but in my opinion, at this time, is not a very good pundit. A pundit should give opinions, and in terms of ex players, tell the audience their view of a game from a players perspective. Souness and Neville do this very well in my opinion. People like Redknapp and Richards and co give little or no insight into anything. Ashley Cole is another, truly awful, illiterate and contributes nothing

I’ve always liked Micah as a player and a man. But. I’ve just turned the radio on to continuous laughter. I mean non-stop. Had to turn it off. Completely doing my head in!

Its even worse with Kris Akabussi's similar laughter. Micah is not seeking attention.
But was too effusive for me in his praise of Cavani and what a great signing he is for United on BBC. He's getting about a bit. BBC is not as easy to avoid as Sky

If he's endorsing the Cavani signing he's one of two things.
A huge wum taking the piss or another paid stooge pandering to his audience.

The latter, he is now in the system, he must be making even more money with all these TV gigs than he was as a player.

Also 'writes' in the Daily Mail

Shit pundit and painful to listen to! On the racism issue, he rambled and didn’t speak particularly well! Love his enthusiasm and his smile is infectious, but he’s a shit pundit!

Last night he completely missed the opportunity to point out that Lingard has brought the Twitter storm down on himself the way he posted shite when he was flavour of the month with his dabbing and gurning.

The thing is, pundits get the big jobs for the big Prem games based on who they played for.
Micah’s not a good pundit, but almost none of them are who work on Prem games.
There’s two excellent pundits at Sky (out of all that they have): Greame Sounness and Liam Rosenior who is the best pundit out there full stop for any channel.
But Rosenior will never get the gig Micah has got because he played for Bristol Fulham Torquay Reading Ipswich Hull and Brighton, despite being better at the job description than anyone else at Sky.
We do not need and should not have an ex-City player on the pundit panel just because we think we should have one because we are a big club and we need someone sticking up for us just be cause there’s loads of them sticking up for United and Liverpool.

Darn, still bored..

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

 

[M Bison]

Looking a very average side all of a sudden...

 

[clarkydaz]

Spanish PE teacher

 

[YAMS49]

Needs more full backs.

 

[DWelbz19]

Pot calling kettle black and all that, but for all the money they’ve spent — their team really is quite average these days.

 

[United58]

Will we finish ahead of them this season?

 

[clarkydaz]

Aguero injured

 

[M Bison]

Aguero injured

what with?

 

[clarkydaz]

what with?

pep wouldnt say, was in sulk mode

 

[Withnail]

what with?

Not sure yet.

 

[FrankDrebin]

 

[Irrational.]

we're an absolute shambles just now. tumescent, boring football and players that dont even look arsed

I want Pep to resign now, or at the very least say he’s going come the end of the season so we can write this one off

That was a fecking Mahrez of a performance.

That result has fecked me right off.

I’m too fecking mad to rant about how fecking useless Mahrez is.

Thanks for the memories Pep. Time to go.

Not all Peps fault as the leadership at the club also have a lot to answer for in terms of recruitment but Pep should be getting more from these players.

We are turning into a make shift team.

No plan, No passion, No energy & that’s down to pep. Sign a new contract or piss off.

no captain
No strikers
Aguero is too old, Jesus back up)
Zero midfield. Gundy & fern to old.
Rodri to slow
No wingers
Too many players on & off ie Mahrez
Way to many injuries...why ?

we have zero fear factor

shambolic we have got to this point so soon from where we was at.

lucky to get top 6 this season

Sterling is the ultimate oxymoron. He is the shittest elite forward on the planet.

Pep's really waiting to get the Wenger treatment before he calls it quit. His time is really up. Players don't think to follow him and his tactics are downright weird. Few players are just his favorites who just play every match however shit they are. Well it's exactly like Wenger except the 400 million defence

Off to watch the classico, watch future city player - Leo Messi drop a disasterclass

He may have scored those chances

Blue tinted glasses off.

Top 4 is in doubt this season.

Tixi,and Pep have fed well on Bobby Manc signings.

Now they are all gone.

What we have now is the team that Tixi,and Pep have built.

And it looks seriously depressing.

We dont even have a back up Striker ffs

Yet seemingly we were happy to give their true love Barcelona £100,000 000 as goodwill gesture for 34 year old Messi.

If the decline in recruitment is not bad enough.

The man paid handsomely to make the Sum bigger than its parts,is losing thr plot with his team selections.

I think Pep knows we are fecked in his Heart.

Pep confirms Aguero injured again..so frustrating we didn't buy a striker.

The interviewer on BT is a right dick. They're saying Pep was spiky, it's because the questions were being asked by an imbecile

Did you watch the interview? Acted like a smacked arse.
If that was Klopp we'd be laughing at him for being bitter.

Sterling's playing like he's wearing clown boots.

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

Absolutely inspirational

 

[flappyjay]

Pot calling kettle black and all that, but for all the money they’ve spent — their team really is quite average these days.

The spine that won them titles has either left or regressed. Kompany, Fernandinho, silva and aguero with the addition of KDB was a very strong spine.

 

[FujiVice]

I thought City were the greatest side ever and Pep was a genius who could turn John Stones into Franco Baresi?

 

[Judas]

I did genuinely think Pep would turn Stones into a quality player not ashamed to admit I got that very very wrong.

 

[Withnail]

'That was a fecking Mahrez of a performance'

 

[Chief123]

There used to be a time in recent years I didn’t actually mind watching City and admiring some of their football. But my god they are shit nowadays. Just about barely follow their score lines.

De Bruyne needs to go play for a big club. He deserves it.

 

[Irrational.]

Absolutely inspirational

That picture doesn't do Moyes any justice whatsoever.

Now this is a true representation of the visionary that came to our club. He was way too advanced for his time and I'm glad his genius is now being recognised after he out-tacticked Fraudiola. He is able to work with technology in a way the Pep Guardiola is my idol can only dream of. Each of his wrinkles are like the rings of a tree, and show his years of experience and wisdom. Note the deadpan eyes, that make sussing him out and his thoughts almost impossible. The grey suit has the connotations of being able to adapt to any situation, the perfect blend of yin and yang. He is not extreme in his philosophy in any way: not too attacking, not too defensive, not too possession-based, not too set-piece based. Grey. The perfect blend. Note how his right arm is lightly gripping the armrest - not too tightly. Just like his grip on the Premier League title once he eventually wins it with West Ham. The tie lightly brushing his crotch which is a warning sign to mavericks like Zaha that the fruits of his loins will not be touched. He's also slightly leaning to his left, which shows how he slightly favours the left wing and likes to employ players like Leighton Baines to do his bidding; but the stabilising hand on his left thigh means that he won't focus purely on that side. Managers like Pep don't stand a chance. He showed incredible resilience to claw back a 3-0 deficit against Jose last week. Klopp is next in his line and he will not hesitate to set his team out to get a point from them too. And this will continue dos, tres, quatro times. Or as long as it takes for his pure, earth-shattering prodigious brilliance to be recognised.

 

[horsechoker]

That picture doesn't do Moyes any justice whatsoever.

Now this is a true representation of the visionary that came to our club. He was way too advanced for his time and I'm glad his genius is now being recognised after he out-tacticked Fraudiola. He is able to work with technology in a way the Pep Guardiola is my idol can only dream of. Each of his wrinkles are like the rings of a tree, and show his years of experience and wisdom. Note the deadpan eyes, that make sussing him out and his thoughts almost impossible. The grey suit has the connotations of being able to adapt to any situation, the perfect blend of yin and yang. He is not extreme in his philosophy in any way: not too attacking, not too defensive, not too possession-based, not too set-piece based. Grey. The perfect blend. Note how his right arm is lightly gripping the armrest - not too tightly. Just like his grip on the Premier League title once he eventually wins it with West Ham. The tie lightly brushing his crotch which is a warning sign to mavericks like Zaha that the fruits of his loins will not be touched. He's also slightly leaning to his left, which shows how he slightly favours the left wing, and the stabilising hand on his left thigh means that he won't focus purely on that side. Managers like Pep don't stand a chance. He showed incredible resilience to claw back a 3-0 deficit against Jose last week. Klopp is next in his line and he will not hesitate to set his team out to get a point from them too. And this will continue dos, tres, quatro times. Or as long as it takes for his pure, earth-shattering prodigious brilliance to be recognised.

We should've given him more time!