Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[TMDaines]

Christ...

 

[sugar_kane]

^can a victory be a loss? Exhibit 1

 

[TMDaines]

I love the cut to the Emiratis. May as well be a load of City-loving Mancs dressed up on their stag do.

Also Phil Foden did more in that video than he did all season: the new David May.

 

[RoyH1]

Christ...

I'm trying to laugh but I can't because the cringing is causing my facial muscles to spasm.

What a joke of an organisation. The sheikhs "plan" for City clubs all over the world is a miserable disgrace that makes a joke of football.

 

[Denis_unwise]

A different take: as a high school teacher in the middle of Philadelphia (not soccer country) upon arrival at school this morning there was a note in my mailbox to see the principal (headmaster) prior to reporting to class. When arriving at her office I was given a packet of papers regarding my retirement (35 years) and made to go over every item with her. I asked why this couldn't wait till end of day, delay of about 20 minutes. She was vague and said ok,we'll do it later.
Upon opening the door to my classroom, sky blue and white bunting everywhere, every student with a sky blue shirt on and a bucket with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of my desk. Applause and a standing ovation from the class. Gobsmacked does not do my emotions justice

Does anyone believe this shit. I'll never know why they feel the need to make up these stupid stories.

 

[VeevaVee]

Does anyone believe this shit. I'll never know why they feel the need to make up these stupid stories.

 

[Trizy]

Does anyone believe this shit. I'll never know why they feel the need to make up these stupid stories.

 

[Rajma]

Does anyone believe this shit. I'll never know why they feel the need to make up these stupid stories.

As realistic as this:

 

[Ian Reus]

City Arabia? Fecking embarrassing.

 

[marukomu]

Does anyone believe this shit. I'll never know why they feel the need to make up these stupid stories.

Even the sky was blue.

 

[Sassy Colin]

City Arabia? Fecking embarrassing.

Just noticed that, ffs! Perhaps they are planning to change the club's name?

These people are an embarrassment.

 

[Ish]

Even the sky was blue.

 

[stevoc]

Does anyone believe this shit. I'll never know why they feel the need to make up these stupid stories.

Because they are twats.

 

[Bastian]

Christ...

I'm only seeing this now. If that was from the United propaganda department I'd feel embarrassed to the core. Cringe doesn't even capture it

 

[BluesJr]

I'm only seeing this now. If that was from the United propaganda department I'd feel embarrassed to the core. Cringe doesn't even capture it

Completely agree and only goes to show how desperate they are for attention. Doesn't matter what they win and how good they are because ultimately the wider football community just isn't accepting them.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Christ...

They must have gotten all the fans City has globally to make that vdeo.

 

[Camilo]

City have done it again surely...

 

[tenpoless]

Etisalad? probably another smart trick to pump more money to City through vegetables sponsorship.

 

[Eyepopper]

Christ...

The guy with the big bass drum must be legendary amongst their fans!

Oddly I can't find anything about him online, its almost as if he's a paid actor and not a City fan at all.

 

[Paxi]

Does anyone believe this shit. I'll never know why they feel the need to make up these stupid stories.

It was probably Etisalat.

 

[deafepl]

Christ...

 

[arthurka]

Hahaha

 

[tenpoless]

If you support City clap your hands
If you're one with the team stomp your feet
If you're happy with Pep put on your toupee
Because ManCity has done it again
Happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy New Year

 

[Trizy]

The guy with the big bass drum must be legendary amongst their fans!

Oddly I can't find anything about him online, its almost as if he's a paid actor and not a City fan at all.

 

[Trizy]

Very salty over there. I was unaware we were playing them today in the FA Cup semi final.

 

[Rhyme Animal]

Cmon then, lets have some quotes from those utter fecking muppets after our win today.

Great to think of them having their already slightly dull PL party ruined by us getting to a final.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

from Harry Kane Team thread.

City v United in the Charity Shield?

Think I'd prefer City v Chelsea or Southampton.

I think everyone would

replies:

Kane should not be anywhere near a team that is built on team spirit where the players work for each other.

I hope you didn’t miss the point of that pic lol

Haha, the new John Terry in his full kit.

Football can be ruthless.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

before the game:

Spurs to beat Rags. Then Chelski to win it in final.

Came here to write just this. Perfect scenario

How is it perfect? The perfect scenario is Southampton beating Spurs in the final

I hope the twats Spurs turn up today.

They'll bottle it as usual.

Romero is injured allowing the donut thief to play, how convenient.

Spurs will have to have the game of their lives to get past Anthony Taylor

Come on spurs,i hate them but i hate the rags more

They'll bottle it, as sure as water is wet & the sky is up.

taylor
spurs being bottlers
rags being stuffy ****s

bastards are gonna win.

That banner ?? "PARTY LIKES IT 1999", It says. Just like the Scousers, they live in the past.

Game started:

Come on Spurs, you utter twats... Oh and City song incoming.

Dirty $ diving again

Hoof up pitch, Danny Mills "great ball"

And..running behind defences, Lingard is one of the best in the league at that.

Lying k.unt.

They'll nick this like they did in the Bus Parking Cup final last year vs Southampton.

Shit header. Commentator poised for ejaculation.

to be continued...

 

[ChaddyP]

 

[Livvie]

Sad that they don’t have their own team to discuss

 

[Irrational.]

Stellar work @No Idea For Nickname

What a bitter set of morons.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Spurs score:

GET IN

Yeeeessssssss

Get the feck in ya rag bastards

Oh dear Mr pogba where were you ?

Pogba jogging

I hate both clubs with a passion.
Is there any way both could get knocked out?
And it's an oops from me....

lol the half arsed jog back from Pogba.

Get in you horrible little clogging po faced ****.

Pogba gave that up

I actually don’t mind Alli scoring today.

Carlton just jogging back, I noticed.

Pogba's chasing back was awe inspiring there....

State of Pogbas tracking

Alli is a **** but good one

Lol I'me off to redcafe for a laugh

Waits for commentator mentioning Rags comeback v us.

(and Chelsea, and Palace....)

Herrera and Lingard - faces you wouldn't tire of punching.

Pogshit megged after fecking up a trick lol

Pogba is so bad off the ball, he gets caught walking constantly.

Top midfielders will run off him all day.

Top midfielders? Nando did it and made a show of him last season.

Pogba for that goal hahaha. He’s disgraceful. And var for a throw in desision? Jesus!!!!

Pogba worth every penny of the £140 million some sucker team is gonna pay for him !

Spurs need another, as that lot will lump something into the area and score, or Young\Lingard will dive for a pen.

Spurs need to get the cushion of a second goal while on top,as if they don’t these feckers will fluke one with something like a deflection or an offside not given...

Spurs are gonna regret not taking these chances, you know what these ****s are like.

Is this Danny Murphy's job interview for MUTV?

Sounds like it. Both of them managed to miss the push by Lumpkaku earlier despite Taylor clearly blowing for it and explaining why in exaggerated sign language. Awful commentary.

There we go, mention of the Derby. How many more before the 90 mins?

Sanchez got a toupe?

Playing for City, if Pogba had got done like that for the goal and then jogged back in that half-arsed big I Am manner, Pep would have hauled him off there and then. And rightly so.

next up, we score..

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Stellar work @No Idea For Nickname

What a bitter set of morons.

Thans, I'm crying, will take break, MOTD now, we are on. later

 

[Acole9]

Murphy's job interview for mutv?! What the hell were they watching! He barely had a good word to say about us.

 

[Bubz27]

Feck City.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

1-1

Spuds bottle it again.

Hitler equalises!

They've done feck all, jammy bastards.

fecking Dembele

What a surprise from the bottlers

How was that not a foul by Flopba?

Never a foul.

What the feck was Dembele doing.

Good cross and very good header.

Oh, second mention of the Derby.

Apparently it’s okay to shove a guy off the ball with an extended arm now. How in feck is that not a foul?

BBC commentary is nauseating to say the least. More like MUTV

fecking brittle Spurs Syndrome strikes again.

What’s mourinho doing the silly twat!

Mourinho making notes in front of the camera.

What a ****.

That's a fecking red card.

Naughty tackle that by Valencia.

Wheres VAR for the Red card?

Yet again a rag gets booked for a red card challenge so no further action can be taken.

Ali Fan Rags MOTM so far

He is never going to send a rag off

Can't believe they let Anthony Taylor ref this.

dembele was soft, but no different to sterling and vandyke other week which was given as a foul.


Spurs to crack up again, useless ****s

Mistake from Spurs to play this keeper, he stays on his line whereas Loris comes out to claim crosses, Utd know that and are pinging balls into the box left right and centre, already scored from one..

Didn't Delph get a red for that?

Spuds sending off imminent!

I think we’d beat both these teams.

Although they’d have to both wear the same strip else it might get confusing.

Red card for Valencia that surely. Foul by Jogba for the goal. Think it was Gonzalez who was booked for something similar yesterday in the u19 game. We are do far ahead if these two teams though it is frightening

How come var wasn’t used and a red issued for that tackle ?

I need to add Ashley Young to my list of those who have a face you wouldn't get sick of punching.

Dembélé strikes me as a bit of a Pogba-lite. Give him time and space and he’ll look a million dollars but get into him and he’s nish.

Can't believe he used VAR for a throw in but not for a red card challenge.
Football is so corrupt.

Why has Herrera got his full name on his shirt. Snide odious little prick

Somebody please end herrera.

Like watching league 2 this

If Spurs want to be a top team, they need a centre midfielder better than Eric Dier.

I don’t think the guy would stand out at a midtable club.

Dembele looks like he’s taken a horse tranquilizer

And that's a booking for the Haircut

How limited are they on the ball

Kane anonymous again

Pochettino constantly going mental with the fourth official rag on the sidelines

Another Herrera foul without a yellow.

Mourinho looks like he’s ironed his shirt with a cricket bat.

If he agrees to wear it, I'll iron the fecker with a cricket bat......

Herrera is an utterly detestable footballer.

The worst Rag!

Did United request this BBC commentator?

can't wait to see some proper football tomorrow

 

[Bubz27]

Why do they keep thinking that VAR was to see who got the throw in? It was to see if Sanchez had handled it a few moments earlier. I'm sure they wouldn't even do VAR for a throw in.

And someone should've told their players that they could beat us. Cus 3-2.

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

HT

Hilarious how the commentator keeps saying what a great game it is.

You can keep saying it lad but it don’t make it so.

Both teams have been poor.

I like that Phil Nevilles explanation of why it's a yellow is a pretty perfect description of why it should be a red. "two feet off the ground, scissor motion and he does catch him. Definitely only a yellow" Cheers you bent twat. 100% that would be a red if we did it and they'd use that exact same description to say why it was a nailed on red.

I am confused has Wenger died since announcing leaving Arsenal? cos everybody talks about him in the past tense .

Celebrate Arsene Wenger by showing a Giggs goal. feck off BBC

Let's discuss Arsenal and show the family man goal !!

Can’t see Spurs getting anything from this. Herrera should have been off by now. Rags will put in a better display 2nd half. Can’t stand either of these but rather see Spurs win but doubtful.

feck me, has Sanchez got CrispnDry on his hair?

Murphy has absolutely no character. I bet he's boring as feck on the piss - his wife will 100% be shagging someone else while he's commentating.

Probs the same bloke who shagged Gerrards wife, must be a scouse thing.

this next one

Ah, the brilliant empty seats in the hospitality area of Wembley after half time, right in the middle of the camera's view. Pure English footballing tradition.

2nd half:

The rags just have to fall and Taylor blows...

Dele Aalli is a straight cuvnt

RagCafe are moaning that Spurs are dirty. Haha.

Damn right, could have broken Valencia's studs in the first half.

Two years of intense defensive drills now paying off for Mou.

feck off Lingard.

If that was against Aguero we'd all be shouting for it.

I thought Eriksen was supposed to be as good as KDB?

Says it all smalling has Kane in his back pocket

This is crap from both sides, we are so lucky to watch the football city play

2nd goal coming up..

 

[soccerMad]

Spurs score:
next up, we score..

Hahaha

We have the last laugh.

King bottled Spur.

 

[Trizy]

What are they on about with the BBC? They were desperate for us to lose.