I love the elegant simplicity of "Gashford".
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Felony 
Giggs- Family Man gets me every time
Ibras nickname gets the height of their imagination then.It's that time again where our cherished terms of endearment from the bitter Berties are updated are shared with you all. Coming in this month are De Gea and Smalling:
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Poogba
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Although not United, I also like the name Lily for Robbie Savage.
The dippers call him that on RAWK as well.
The Martial nickname is funny because he ripped Skrtel to pieces in his first game in England and sealed yet another win V Liverpool for Turtle, or Van Gaal as we know him.
City calling a trophy mickey mouse is a bit rich. Less than 10yrs ago you were relegation fodder. Settle down, a lottery win wont change my perception of you
They're unbelievable, instead of giving clubs credit they always come out with the usual "We are best side in England by a mile" "next year we will win the lot, we are the best"
When the Fa cup and/or league is won by someone else, theyll no doubt come out with the refs being biased, or the league being fixed and thats why they didnt beat X, Y and Z. And everyone being against City. its quite sad
They're unbelievable, instead of giving clubs credit they always come out with the usual "We are best side in England by a mile" "next year we will win the lot, we are the best"
When the Fa cup and/or league is won by someone else, theyll no doubt come out with the refs being biased, or the league being fixed and thats why they didnt beat X, Y and Z. And everyone being against City. its quite sad
Just seen this and it's the first time I've smiled in 3 days.
Jose?
Worse than that mate, had an awful 3 days.
Sounds deeper than football. Hope everything's okay pal?
Yeah, getting there mate. Let's just say my family is one less!
Stay strong dude.
Phil Thompson and Ian Rush never existed.
http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/today-i-lost-my-love-for-football.327219/
How did his love for football survive this?
Sometimes, just every now and then, it's almost as if these conspiracy nuts are the ones trying to drive an agenda...
How did his love for football survive this?
Sometimes, just every now and then, it's almost as if these conspiracy nuts are the ones trying to drive an agenda...
Ibra does something almost every game. Either a blatant dive or an attack on a player. Or both.
...And it hardly passes muster in the media.
Pogba wrestling (was) also a frequent blind eye - but now he's back to generally anonymous, so no worries.
Today might be the 1st time Ibra gets hauled over the coals. It's been far too late in coming - hence that exasperated reaction on Moon.
As an aside that was apparently only the 14th opposition person to ever score a penalty at Old Trafford in the PL era... so in 25 years... odd statistic dontchathink?
The statistics up to 2008 as quoted on the caf could be excused by football playing dominance, but now?
Jizzyjazz always makes me laugh. Why is DDG called donut thief?It's that time again where our cherished terms of endearment from the bitter Berties are updated are shared with you all. Coming in this month are De Gea and Smalling:
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Poogba
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Although not United, I also like the name Lily for Robbie Savage.
Because early on in his united career there was a newspaper story claiming that De Gea had been allegedly caught stealing a pack of doughnuts from a supermarket.
Not long after he first signed for us he went into Tesco and took a Krispy Kreme from the stand, ate it and walked out the shop without paying.
The Sir Bobby one gets me, why ticket tout?
.Not long after he first signed for us he went into Tesco and took a Krispy Kreme from the stand, ate it and walked out the shop without paying.
The Sir Bobby one gets me, why ticket tout?
Haha really?! That's hilarious! It reminds me of the story of that celebrity chef who was caught stealing cheese from a supermarket.
EgThe Sir Bobby one gets me, why ticket tout?
http://www.wsc.co.uk/the-archive/13-Editorials/7087-admission-of-guilt
Carlton Pogba is funny though
The retarded reactions on BM are pure jealousy due to the fact that he has had an exceptional season. Many predicted he was too slow & would flop like Falcao. How wrong they were. To top it all we got him on a free whereas you paid £30 Mill for Bony, & countless more millions on strikers who have failed spectacularly. There are actually some on BM who still don't regard Ibra as a top level striker, the mind boggles?
A more odd statistic to me is the number of soft penalties you receive since 2008. You put this together with some of the crazy decisions made against teams when playing you & i find it hard to believe how you have failed to win the league more times.
Comedy racism... classy.
Ah, something we agree on :-)
There you go, i knew there was a sense of humour in there, good on you. Most people would say spending over £2 Billion to buy 2 titles in a near decade was absolutely dreadful business. Glad you can see the funny side of it.
Iirc De Gea shat himself after it, apologised profusely, paid for it, and bought a couple of boxes for the store's staff.
I like Family Man, Felony, Jizzyjazz. The others are meh.It's that time again where our cherished terms of endearment from the bitter Berties are updated are shared with you all. Coming in this month are De Gea and Smalling:
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Poogba
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Although not United, I also like the name Lily for Robbie Savage.
Those nicknames are so childish.. I can't believe grown up people use them.
Does he really?
Close, but no cigar.
Closer to 1b not 2b. And that's not spent just on the team... you may have seen some architecture, landscape and investment rising in the east?
Still, not bad considering the barriers raised by the cosy cartel.
And I think it's a bit overly optimistic (but thank you) to think that 8.5 (not 10) years ago, starting from not much (im sure you remember the positions in 1997-98) to expect instant success against the stacked deck.
I'd agree in the past 2 years though, should have been out of sight. :-(
Anyway mustn't grumble, what's the spend (from a position of complete controlling dominance and power for 25 years) of united in the past 3 years now? Oh yes almost 0.5b since the last title http://www.transferleague.co.uk/manchester-united/english-football-teams/manchester-united-transfers.
Puts the 1b over 8.5 years from a position of nowhere, in context really.
I'd get banned for posting too many video links, of all Ibra diving/assault incidents this season, but please feel free to google. :-)
try us
We like to have oppos on here to give their point of view, but if you're only here to wind people up, then stop wasting our time.
"I have evidence"
"Show us the evidence"
"No. Google it."
Good talk.
"Show us the evidence"
"No. Google it."
Good talk.
You're the one who said that and I am the one who should google? Riiight..
So without videos feel free to mention few of those incidents.
Bore off guys can we go back to laughing at the weirdos on that site.
That's what we are doing, JASR has made it easier & come onto our site though.