Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

RedPed said:
Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading. :lol:

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Will keep updated regularly.
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The highlighted made me laugh.
 
RedPed said:
Some poor newbie Bertie makes an innocent point about United and is subsequently castigated over 10 pages by his fellow brethren, constantly being accused of being a 'rag'. They really are a disgusting lot.

"Do we have any City fans posting on Rag Caff masquerading as rag fans?

I can't help but wonder about the mental health of the rags who come on here pretending to be a Blue.

It's a quite bizarre existence that they must lead."
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thign with them is.... if any of their forum users say a potential signing is not as good as made out... he is a rag. If he says Pep is slightly overrated, he is a rag. If he gives any player a negative review.. he is a rag. It is quite sad
 
Berties doing their nut claiming the Ref's bent....again! The irony of this statement from a bluemoaner.:wenger:

"I'm getting fed up with football,it's not a level playing field for most teams"

and...

"Need to revise that stupid rule that a yellow card can't be reviewed. It's too easy of a cop out. Rags have escaped 4 reds while we get re-refereed constantly to our detriment."


"After the Chelsea natch the other week and then seeing that big nosed bastard not get a red for that challenge it makes you think there's actually no point in football anymore"


Poor Berties giving up already. :lol:
 
Had a look there to see their outcry on Ibra's challenge, didn't disappoint with their lavish bitterness and delusion.
Every single one of their thread eventually descends into some sort of conspiracy, or for accuracy , a ragspiracy with fa, sky and media along with Robbie savage's dog being involved in it.
Saw a thread about penalty count to city, 2 post into it, surprise surprise.. Rags.. Anthony taylor is a manc @#$%, fa are cheats.. yada.. yada..

Their MOTD thread, pre match thread, Referee thread all has been hijacked into how rags control everything from fa, referees, the weather and even the number of hairs on Pep's bum..

Clowns.
 
RedPed said:
Berties doing their nut claiming the Ref's bent....again! The irony of this statement from a bluemoaner.:wenger:

"I'm getting fed up with football,it's not a level playing field for most teams"

and...

"Need to revise that stupid rule that a yellow card can't be reviewed. It's too easy of a cop out. Rags have escaped 4 reds while we get re-refereed constantly to our detriment."


"After the Chelsea natch the other week and then seeing that big nosed bastard not get a red for that challenge it makes you think there's actually no point in football anymore"


Poor Berties giving up already. :lol:
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Zlatan's was a hard challenge and a definite booking but it's in no way comparable with Aguero on Luiz. That was a horrendous foul and looked like a genuine attempt to injure another player.
 
Wanted to post some of their posts but one would need to post 100s of posts. The whole forum has gone into overdrive since yesterday.
Some quitting football cause of the corruption, Ibra red card, david Gill still running things, brown envelopes etc.
 
AN17 said:
Had a look there to see their outcry on Ibra's challenge, didn't disappoint with their lavish bitterness and delusion.
Every single one of their thread eventually descends into some sort of conspiracy, or for accuracy , a ragspiracy with fa, sky and media along with Robbie savage's dog being involved in it.
Saw a thread about penalty count to city, 2 post into it, surprise surprise.. Rags.. Anthony taylor is a manc @#$%, fa are cheats.. yada.. yada..

Their MOTD thread, pre match thread, Referee thread all has been hijacked into how rags control everything from fa, referees, the weather and even the number of hairs on Pep's bum..

Clowns.
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We are so in control of all footballing operations, we made sure we manipulated 7th place and 5th place finishes in 3 years, to miss out on the lucrative financial and commercial gains of the Champions League. What a conniving and dastardly scheme, by the mother of all evil, Manchester United.


Do they even think before they type? Or do they just punch their keyboard to bits until something resembling RAGS RAGS RAGS comes out?
 
AN17 said:
Had a look there to see their outcry on Ibra's challenge, didn't disappoint with their lavish bitterness and delusion.
Every single one of their thread eventually descends into some sort of conspiracy, or for accuracy , a ragspiracy with fa, sky and media along with Robbie savage's dog being involved in it.
Saw a thread about penalty count to city, 2 post into it, surprise surprise.. Rags.. Anthony taylor is a manc @#$%, fa are cheats.. yada.. yada..

Their MOTD thread, pre match thread, Referee thread all has been hijacked into how rags control everything from fa, referees, the weather and even the number of hairs on Pep's bum..

Clowns.
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The amount of Berties that allegedly don't have Sky because of its 'Rag bias'?? Seriously, are they really that stupid?? They talk about it like it's a badge of honour to cancel their sky subscriptions. :lol:
 
Adisa said:
Wanted to post some of their posts but one would need to post 100s of posts. The whole forum has gone into overdrive since yesterday.
Some quitting football cause of the corruption, Ibra red card, david Gill still running things, brown envelopes etc.
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Save it till 6pm today.
 
OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
We are so in control of all footballing operations, we made sure we manipulated 7th place and 5th place finishes in 3 years, to miss out on the lucrative financial and commercial gains of the Champions League. What a conniving and dastardly scheme, by the mother of all evil, Manchester United.


Do they even think before they type? Or do they just punch their keyboard to bits until something resembling RAGS RAGS RAGS comes out?
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I think they have custom made keyboards with only swear words and enter key in it.
You know anything beyond that, you're asking a lot from them.
 
The quality of posting on Bluemoon. Notice all the name checks. Even Bailly's got one now. :lol:

"Will the rags have a buy back clause like Carlton Pogba for Watsisname , sell him for f*ck all and then pay £120m to return as a product of their academy . W*ankers"

"Ball Bag Bailly has now stated PEG is the best manager in the world (before BBB disappears for a holiday in January at the ACN) , he's played a dozen games for a club who can barely make the top 6 and yet the gouger is best manager ever ? Can't wait for the next headlines when ticket tout admits he was horribly wrong about PEG and he is on a par with Baconface and Sir Alf."
 
This will at least be fun today:D
 
Fans used to be run out of town on that forum for criticising Pep, not anymore. Getting a lot of heat on the forum.
 
They're absolute idiots. Is that the same Carlton Pogba they were furiously wanking over at the prospect of signing him? This coming from a group of fans who will argue all day and night that Sterling is one of the best for his age in Europe. Stones is worth £48m. Pep is the best manager ever. The Etihad has an atmosphere and that they were actually good before 2009.

Also the same mob of fans who claim bias against any TV broadcaster if they arent nice to City for the entire show. MOTD will be bias and rag lovers tonight if City are not on 1st. turn it in you soft, insecure, lard arses
 
Adisa said:
Fans used to be run out of town on that forum for criticising Pep, not anymore. Getting a lot of heat on the forum.
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They did lol. Minute you criticised Pep they called users out and claimed they were oppo fans on a wind up. And you got insta banned practically. Quite pathetic. I signed up on there once, and they had these threads made to talk about other clubs.

I simply went onto the Arsenal thread (i think) and said they were being a bit harsh and going over the top in relation to how poor they'd played a certain game, i have forgotten which, but i got banned almost instant and called a Rag. All because my opinion differed, muppets
 
BlueMoon said:
Incredibly bored of this sideways shite that doesn't pentrate the oppositions defence.

I'm hoping Pep wants to play a more direct style, however, feels that his hands are tied until he gets Jesus.
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Now Pep is needing help from the Almighty...
 
It is their own fault in a way. They thought Pep was going to come in and win 38 out of 38, prove he is the greatest there is, and no one could live with them,

They built their own hopes up FAR too high, and have come down with a bump. Now sulking like spoilt brats
 
Pisses me off though how it is all "Wait until Pep gets the players he wants". No, feck off, that squad has had millions pumped into it. Look what Conte has done at Chelsea, Klopp at Liverpool. What happens when they get they players they want, too?
 
There is a user on there called 'SWP back' who is so biased it is incredible, I look forward to his posts :D
 
I predict a twitter fanboi battle between Castles and Ballague sometime during 2017.
 
Manchester City remind me of Milan in the mid-2000's. They have a great XI on paper, but the squad is clearly ageing, and they aren't in the title race in the domestic league despite their great XI.

The only difference is that at least Milan was strong in Europe.
 
What is with them all clamouring for Gabriel Jesus? Theyve never seen him play the tools
 
salford_ said:
It is their own fault in a way. They thought Pep was going to come in and win 38 out of 38, prove he is the greatest there is, and no one could live with them,

They built their own hopes up FAR too high, and have come down with a bump. Now sulking like spoilt brats
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This. They hyped him up as the messiah.

They should win the league at least once while he is here, but he wont have a monopoly like he had at Barcelona and Bayern.
 
Hugh Jass said:
This. They hyped him up as the messiah.

They should win the league at least once while he is here, but he wont have a monopoly like he had at Barcelona and Bayern.
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Makes you wonder whether they will remember him as fondly as Mancini.
 
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