Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

At the rate he's going, Bluemoon will be accusing Stones of conspiring against City soon.
 
OnlyTwoDaSilvas said:
And now Bravo is in even worse form, making even more calamitous mistakes, and doesn't even make up for it by being a decent stopper like DDG was in his first season. Again, I've seen little criticism being piled his way like DDG got. The way teams played against us in those first few months was mad. The media had created this myth that DDG was utterly hopeless and teams just took shots from all over the place, and every team tried to block him in on corners. The Mirror called him "De Howler" every week, no matter how he played. I'm surprised DDG didn't hand in a transfer request and leg it back to Spain, after all the shite he got. Bravo must be getting some of that his way any day now, right?
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The best bit is, they'd give a bollock to have DDG as their No.1 now. I love Dave even more now for having the rough start he had. He showed bags of Brendan's character unlike say Di Maria who just crumbled and left. The best bit of business we have done for all the reported £250m spent over the last few windows is keeping Dave. Sure Madrid's outdated fax machine was somewhat fortuitous but United took advantage of that fortune, offered him a better contract and he really seems settled.

Sorry to get slightly off topic but to go from that Dzecko goal and all the negative media and tactics towards him from opposition teams to where he is now is just a thing of beauty. I'm glad he's not getting lots of screen time this season, it's always good when you see little of your keeper!
 
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Some poor newbie Bertie makes an innocent point about United and is subsequently castigated over 10 pages by his fellow brethren, constantly being accused of being a 'rag'. They really are a disgusting lot.

"Do we have any City fans posting on Rag Caff masquerading as rag fans?

I can't help but wonder about the mental health of the rags who come on here pretending to be a Blue.

It's a quite bizarre existence that they must lead."
 
Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading. :lol:

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Will keep updated regularly.
 
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RedPed said:
Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading. :lol:

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Will keep updated regularly.
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At least we have the option of our ground being sold or unsold....... because we actually own ours.
 
Based on that list, I don't think the Bluemoon-poster should be worried about "the mental health of the rags who come on here pretending to be a Blue".
 
extensive list of nicknames there for many things united. do people have such nicknames for any city players? No, because nobody cares
 
RedPed said:
Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading. :lol:

Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush
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I can't believe grown men came up with some of those names, they are slow mentally.

Love Bog Bush though :lol::lol:
 
clarkydaz said:
extensive list of nicknames there for many things united. do people have such nicknames for any city players? No, because nobody cares
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Heard pebbles earlier for stones and that cracked me up but apart from that I can't think of many. Kunt pretty much writes itself aswell I suppose.
 
Apparently, Pogba should have had a red card against Palace, everyone at bluemoan is convinced. (A second yellow for diving they are suggesting).
 
Jizzy Jazz is another I thought was quite good
 
A&E for Fellaini made me laugh. Maybe should Fell-A&E.
 
Rockets Redglare said:
Family man and Slur Alex are good. The rest are fairly meh.
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Stan Laurel for Phil Jones cracked me up too :lol:

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To be fair some of those are pretty funny. Does show how obsessed by us they are though having multiple nicknames for most of our players past and present.
 
No Idea For Nickname said:
these 2 I don't get or understand, specially Ratboy.
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I think Tony Martial got his name when he first signed for United as he pretty much came out of the blue. The City fans were very dismissive of him when he signed so they just used to say 'whatsisname' as if he was of no consequence as they had never heard of him before. He sure proved them wrong last season though.

Perhaps one of the lurking Berties could enlighten us?
 
ChaddyP said:
doesnt look like a rat as much since hes retired and put on a few pounds but Neville really did look like a rat when he was younger and leaner :lol:
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:lol: you have got to be kidding me, I remeber how he looked like 10,15 years ago, not exactly a Brad Pitt look alike, but a Rat?? Or maybe rats look different in England?
RedPed said:
I think Tony Martial got his name when he first signed for United as he pretty much came out of the blue. The City fans were very dismissive of him when he signed so they just used to say 'whatsisname' as if he was of no consequence as they had never heard of him before. He sure proved them wrong last season though.

Perhaps one of the lurking Berties could enlighten us?
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that makes sence, have to admit, I never heard of him befere we signed him.
 
RedPed said:
Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading. :lol:

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Will keep updated regularly.
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Don't they also call Fellaini "Felony" which is quite funny.
 
RedPed said:
Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading. :lol:

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Will keep updated regularly.
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Most of these are pretty damn hilarious. What's funnier is they think it annoys us whereas it actually make us laugh. Fools.
 
RedPed said:
Spotted a few more terms of endearment for our current and previous United folk. Updated list below. Always makes for funny reading. :lol:


Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others


Will keep updated regularly.
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Damn right it is! Unlike their "Emptyhad stadium". Sell-outs *wink*
 
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