Bluemoon goes into Meltdown


Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.
 
Zoo said:
Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.
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I'm sorry, but did a Bluemooner just call United fans bitter? :wenger:
 
Zoo said:
Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.
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I bet that's one of the same 'Rags' that the RAWKites always bump into after a good result.

EDIT: I'm imagining more City versions of RAWKisms like a Bluemoon Johnowhite. "Yeah lads I've been a big Rag fan since the days of Billy Meredith but I can't go near the swamp now. Full of fake fans and glory hunters. Plus we're always bailed out by refs. Fcking cnuts. Hope you boys win the treble."
 
Tyrion said:
To put more Bluemoon quotes in to stop people complaining:

On Clattenburg:







On UEFA:



On the Sky:





On the news that United fans "think they're a top team":
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Guess I wrote Blue Moon off too soon. They manage to suffer victory...
 
Mart1974 said:
Guess I wrote Blue Moon off too soon. They manage to suffer victory...
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That's because they didn't 'crush' us as they expected they would. Although they won't admit it, they know Bravo should have walked. So in three out of 4 games, they've got their points from ogs and ref decisions. Knowing they were lucky to come away with the points although admittedly we were poor in the first half kind of takes the shine off things a little. They were bricking it a little during the second half on Bluemoon. Though a win is a win however it comes. Think they were hoping for another Sick Swan.
 
RedPed said:
That's because they didn't 'crush' us as they expected they would. Although they won't admit it, they know Bravo should have walked. So in three out of 4 games, they've got their points from ogs and ref decisions. Knowing they were lucky to come away with the points although admittedly we were poor in the first half kind of takes the shine off things a little. They were bricking it a little during the second half on Bluemoon. Though a win is a win however it comes. Think they were hoping for another Sick Swan.
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I like how some of them wrote off our last 3 years as though we were irrelevant despite the fact that we had the same points tally as them only last season and the difference between their and Leicester's trophy haul in that period is a league cup.
 
many blues soaked to the bone from the previous night, urged not to travel. Half empty stadium still booing the CL anthem aswell, welcome Pep

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Zoo said:
Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.
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ah yes, the old imaginary rag 'friend'. I dont think they'll ever tire of this old pearler. They must have got it from RAWK. To be fair, the City lads I know are pretty sound and we have some good chats and pisstaking about football. I dont think Ive ever stormed off or seen them storm off over a comment someone has made. These 'guys' on Bluemoon really do live in a fantasy.
 
Zoo said:
Conversation with one of the dad's, a utd fan, on the playground at my kids school.

Me - hiya mate how's things.
Rag- sound mate did you have a good weekend.
Me- (pats my city top) of course I did how about you.
Rag- oh yeah the match , I forgot about that, was ok I suppose.
Me- did you watch it.
Rag- no mate worked.
Me- you missed a cracker mate. Have you found pogba yet?
Rag- ecrthjn#@$*€&dgbjk..(and walked away)

This lad usually tells me when city get beat and when them lot win.
Bitter? Much. Keep sucking those lemons my red friend.
Love it.
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Who drops their kids off or picks them up from school in a football shirt?
 
Zarlak said:
Who drops their kids off or picks them up from school in a football shirt?
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Scruffs that's who.

You can also get them turning up in their pyjamas, slippers on, smoking big fat spliffs.

The country is fecked lads bail out while you can.
 
Cityfaninpeace said:
Haha, looking at your comments on here mate there's only one bitter.
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I'll never understand why fecking Berties insist on posting in this thread to defend the piss-taking when this is after all the Bertie piss-taking thread??
 
Wonder what they have to say about the draw.

"Those rag cnuts at the FA and Sly Sports ensured the rags got a home draw at the swamp, any opportunity to hand Pep his first loss" - Professor Bertie Bitter, MD Phil (Neville is a rag) (Professor of Ragology at Massivechester Citeh Metropolitan Universiteh)
 
Irrational. said:
Wonder what they have to say about the draw.

"Those rag cnuts at the FA and Sly Sports ensured the rags got a home draw at the swamp, any opportunity to hand Pep his first loss" - Professor Bertie Bitter, MD Phil (Neville is a rag) (Professor of Ragology at Massivechester Citeh Metropolitan Universiteh)
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I don't think you'll find anyone on BM talking about a loss.
 
I wonder if they have repeated their claim that Leicester were on drugs last year? Or that it was fixed (how the feck do you fix a 38 game league you bellends)

Tell you what if this was City 4-0 up theyd not mention a word about Leicester, itd be all "Pep is insanely good" "KdB is better than Messi"

Or KdB will play a 3 yard sideways pass and theyll say "best 3 yard pass you'll see all season, that, out of this world"
 
Still, whatever happens, you wont beat the one where they reckon Sky purposely turn down the mics at the Etihad so they can talk about their bad atmosphere. That killed me that 1 lol
 
Barcelona 4:0 Man City
INSERT MJ Popcorn GIF...

Edit: Dont anyone dare ruin this thread by saying stuff like, "I wish we were tonked by Barca""...

This is only for shits and giggles....
 
So Pep returned to Camp Nou... Good he is now at the biggest club in the whole world.. Best run, debt free and just best at everything.. And now even Joe Hart free.
 
Fernandinho...... Shocking..... Nuff said.... Oh and they need to be wearing better boots and studs to suit the pitch
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until the red card we were the better team
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Better side until the red card
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Everything was great till Bravo's mistake, down to 10 men, always going to get destroyed. Signs that we can get at them at our place, we've played much worse than that, 4-0 doesn't tell the story.
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We never win with an orange kit
We never win with an orange kit
Oh sheikh please give us some fecking long stud boots
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I'm trying to figure out who the biggest culprit was tonight. The goalkeeper or the shite studs the players were wearing.
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What are the blaming the studs for??
 
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