I've never known any other clubs fans suffer with such an inferiority complex like City fans. Even now with all that they have they just do not seem to be able to break free from it.
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Got to give it to them, they're certainly consistent with their hatred of us. Glad they never falter.
Genuine question, why do you and your fellow Magoos frequent this thread??
TBF a honey badger cross komodo dragon would be the most fearsome land-animal on earth, so it's safer for me to respect his wishes.
I had a bet with my wife about the game. She said that if City win, I have to do the poznan.
Stop yapping you rag fecks.
Stop wumming ffs!!!
How did this thread derail into Blind and Arsenal's defence? Stop taking away all the fun!
Not on blue moon but on twitter there are some right loons who support them. Grown men , actual real adults asking the FA to move Utd's FA Cup picture from their twitter header page .
They actually believe we have the F.A bought off.
The same F.A that after we had banned Cantona until the end of the season who extended his ban , the same F.A who let a City player off for missing a drug's test the same time as Rio got banned, the same F.A who when Sinawatra took over they ignore his appalling human rights record, the same FA that when top Bert Bernstein was in charge banned Rooney for swearing into a camera and he missed an FA Cup semi against the berts?
They actually believe we have the F.A bought off.
The same F.A that after we had banned Cantona until the end of the season who extended his ban , the same F.A who let a City player off for missing a drug's test the same time as Rio got banned, the same F.A who when Sinawatra took over they ignore his appalling human rights record, the same FA that when top Bert Bernstein was in charge banned Rooney for swearing into a camera and he missed an FA Cup semi against the berts?
Another story. By the sound of it it was probably even worse for above poster in real life.
Surprised he didn't add a bit about how she offered to sleep with him but turned her down coz she's a fooking ragAnother story. By the sound of it it was probably even worse for above poster in real life.
I like the part where he left the condo and then sang "this city is ours" on his own. What a hardo. His girlfriend must be proud of his behavior towards her friends!
Lives on the Isle of Wight, I thought all City fans were in Manchester.
Let me guess, he was born in the toilets at Maine Road but the very next day his family moved to Isle of Wight.
Rag friend says Ibra is fortunate to have 3 goals
Lives on the Isle of Wight, I thought all City fans were in Manchester.
Let me guess, he was born in the toilets at Maine Road but the very next day his family moved to Isle of Wight.
Rag friend says Ibra is fortunate to have 3 goals
wait... it looks like, on the one hand, their "Rag" associates talk utter crap when talking about city in anything less than a glowing light but when those same "Rags" "allegedly" criticise their own team that their opinions are some sort of authority?
There's a word for this somewhere...
They call us scum and wouldnt talk to us but many of them have rag friends. Of course rag friends criticize United and agree witj them or they put them of, calling them plastic.
As a City fan why would I want any Utd players in my team only one I would put in"
Why would you want any Utd players? Because you want De Gea... Contradicting yourself in one short sentence is quite an achievement.
Not off blue moon but still pretty funny.
Saw this on the BBC sport comments on that 'choose your 11 thing'
Second line is the reply.
Why would you want any Utd players? Because you want De Gea... Contradicting yourself in one short sentence is quite an achievement.
Not off blue moon but still pretty funny.
Saw this on the BBC sport comments on that 'choose your 11 thing'
Second line is the reply.
Not very numerate the Berties really. Considering we last won the title in 2013. They really believe they are top dogs??
"All the crap about the Rags this week , the new invincibles , will mean a Pep inspired victory at the swamp will be one of the sweetest ever , we have ruled Manchester for 4 or 5 years now , and the media don't like it , they have tried everything and sank lower than the low to besmirch our club . We are still top dogs , and even if these rag f*ckers fluke/cheat a victory on Saturday , it will not change f*ck all , we will be above these red tw*ts in May , and the gouger will be whoring himself around europe looking for his next project/pay cheque."
"All the crap about the Rags this week , the new invincibles , will mean a Pep inspired victory at the swamp will be one of the sweetest ever , we have ruled Manchester for 4 or 5 years now , and the media don't like it , they have tried everything and sank lower than the low to besmirch our club . We are still top dogs , and even if these rag f*ckers fluke/cheat a victory on Saturday , it will not change f*ck all , we will be above these red tw*ts in May , and the gouger will be whoring himself around europe looking for his next project/pay cheque."
They never cease to amaze me...they are honestly the most bitter people to have ever lived. They're also extremely deluded of course as well...Not very numerate the Berties really. Considering we last won the title in 2013. They really believe they are top dogs??
"All the crap about the Rags this week , the new invincibles , will mean a Pep inspired victory at the swamp will be one of the sweetest ever , we have ruled Manchester for 4 or 5 years now , and the media don't like it , they have tried everything and sank lower than the low to besmirch our club . We are still top dogs , and even if these rag f*ckers fluke/cheat a victory on Saturday , it will not change f*ck all , we will be above these red tw*ts in May , and the gouger will be whoring himself around europe looking for his next project/pay cheque."
This post is a perfect example.
The bit where the guy says we could only win by cheating or by some fluke??? There's no way they would accept they got beat by a better team, not with their saviour Pep at the helm. And of course they definitely would have won if Aguero was playing.
The poor deluded feckers!
Met a bloke from Portsmouth the other day who confessed to being a city fan. I asked him why he supported them, and not Portsmouth and he said it was because he was originally from "round here". When I asked where, he said "Barrow in Furness". Proper local fans, them Cumbrians.
I like "The Swamp", makes Old Trafford sound like a menacing place to go to
haha, what did you say?
Is it me or did Bluemooners call OT the swamp because we have Shrek (Rooney)?
I agree, it does sound menacing.
Yeah but Camel gob is quite funny so....
Yeah..... in the Deep South, USA, water mocassins live in swamps. Their bite is poison and fatal.
From Bluemoon. Probably been posted already.
That's a gem tbf.From Bluemoon. Probably been posted already.
@Feedingseagulls : Long time no see mate!
Updated list of terms of endearment for all things United old and new:
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
You gotta hand it to their creativity though but just highlights their bitterness about everything. They even have names for the referees too. They're currently doing a straw poll of the 5 biggest rags of all time. Some worthy mentions in there.
Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex
Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
van Gaal - Turtle
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger...and others
Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Giggs - Family Man
Martial - Whatsisname
Pogba - Carlton Palmer, Poogba
Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush
Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Rashford - Gashford
Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Scholes - Ginger Pig
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
You gotta hand it to their creativity though but just highlights their bitterness about everything. They even have names for the referees too. They're currently doing a straw poll of the 5 biggest rags of all time. Some worthy mentions in there.
Nothing on that list trumps Emptihad, which makes me chuckle every time.
What's the hacienda?
Read this earlier, but had no clue what it meant
Read this earlier, but had no clue what it meant
What's the hacienda?
Read this earlier, but had no clue what it meant
Former (long closed) nightclub in Manchester.
Ah.. Had no clue, thanks.
Makes the quote more fun than guessing what team or sport it belonged to
They better be careful coming to the Swamp, might get their fingers and toes bitten off by the lurking monster.
what does rag mean?
I use to wonder if BM forum actually paid people to write such crap posts . No normal guy could have so much hate in them surely?
United couldn't afford kits and had to wear Cities rags. In the 30s or something not sure