Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

Have they watched DdG play? Great with his feet. Pep would love Blind as well. Etc.
 
Their combined XI thread is absolutely hilarious. All footballing rivalries aside, the reason why their forum is so much worse than ours is because they just cannot have a reasonable footballing discussion without falling into the "feck all the rags" nonsense.

Most of them refused to include any United players at all or even consider the OP. What fun is there in not being able to talk about football?
 
Soon as they say that DDG would not get into Guardiola's side, you know that you can't take them seriously.
 
Bravo is better than De Gea now? Nice.

If you asked everyone on BM 12 months ago to list their Top 10 goalkeepers in the world, Bravo would be no nobodies list. De Gea would probably be on a fair few, grudgingly, but several places beneath Hart and Willy Cab. Now they've got Bravo, he's better than De Gea, who is widely considered in the top 2 best in the world currently. Bluemoon logic. Richard pissing Wright probably would have been on more lists than Bravo.

Not to be unexpected. Since they were jizzing themselves silly over Pogba last summer, and now he's a shit Carlton Palmer. Guffaw.
 
Bravo is better than De Gea now? Nice.

If you asked everyone on BM 12 months ago to list their Top 10 goalkeepers in the world, Bravo would be no nobodies list. De Gea would probably be on a fair few, grudgingly, but several places beneath Hart and Willy Cab. Now they've got Bravo, he's better than De Gea, who is widely considered in the top 2 best in the world currently. Bluemoon logic. Richard pissing Wright probably would have been on more lists than Bravo.

Not to be unexpected. Since they were jizzing themselves silly over Pogba last summer, and now he's a shit Carlton Palmer. Guffaw.

Go have a look at the best PL XI and look at how many teams feature Smalling, Blind (lol), Valencia (lol), Mkhitaryan (after how many games?), Shaw (how many games in the last two seasons?), Pogba (how many games?)... etc.

What do you expect - football forum is biased towards their players.

Having said that DDG by so much it's not funny.
 
Go have a look at the best PL XI and look at how many teams feature Smalling, Blind (lol), Valencia (lol), Mkhitaryan (after how many games?), Shaw (how many games in the last two seasons?), Pogba (how many games?)... etc.

What do you expect - football forum is biased towards their players.

Having said that DDG by so much it's not funny.

Not seen Mkhi in any PL best XI. Since he's not even started a PL game. Where are they?
 
Go have a look at the best PL XI and look at how many teams feature Smalling, Blind (lol), Valencia (lol), Mkhitaryan (after how many games?), Shaw (how many games in the last two seasons?), Pogba (how many games?)... etc.

What do you expect - football forum is biased towards their players.

Having said that DDG by so much it's not funny.

whats there to lol about valencia and blind? they have been exceptional
 
Forgotten last season already?

Jesus the Rashford wankfest has been on overdrive since last night.

Yes he scored a hat trick, but:

1) Keeper should've saved the 1st
2) 2nd had a crucial deflection that looped it over the Keeper
3) 3rd was a pen

The way people are bigging it up you'd think he'd scored a perfect hat trick against someone defensively strong like Atletico Madrid.

If he plays and scores against us this weekend the coverage will be unbearable.
 
De goat, Blind, Smalling, Bailly, Pogba, Zlatan, Rashford, Mkhi, Shaw and Martial would all walk into their squad and first xi.

Thats BM levels of sillyness if you think all of those would walk into our first XI. DDG for certain, Pogba and Shaw too. Of the rest personally I'd have Blind at CB but Bailly hasn't proven enough to dislodge Stones or Kompany in England for me though I suspect this time next year he'll be in everyones back 4. Zlatan wouldn't get in ahead of Aguero, Mkhi has shown feck all in England so far and Martial for all his potential would likely be rotated in and out of the side with Sterling/Nolito cause he wouldn't dislodge Silva or KDB. Rashford would be competing with Iheanacho behind Aguero and Ibra

If you really believe all those would make City's staring XI you should start RedMoon for United posters as crazy as those City ones.
 
Thats BM levels of sillyness if you think all of those would walk into our first XI. DDG for certain, Pogba and Shaw too. Of the rest personally I'd have Blind at CB but Bailly hasn't proven enough to dislodge Stones or Kompany in England for me though I suspect this time next year he'll be in everyones back 4. Zlatan wouldn't get in ahead of Aguero, Mkhi has shown feck all in England so far and Martial for all his potential would likely be rotated in and out of the side with Sterling/Nolito cause he wouldn't dislodge Silva or KDB. Rashford would be competing with Iheanacho behind Aguero and Ibra

If you really believe all those would make City's staring XI you should start RedMoon for United posters as crazy as those City ones.

De goat, Blind, Smalling, Bailly, Pogba, Zlatan, Rashford, Mkhi, Shaw and Martial would all walk into their squad and first xi.

Oh and btw, Kompany is permanently injured and still living heavily off that wonder season he had, so we could swap Otamendi for Smalling as well. Blind is better than Stones and Smalling better than Otamendi.
 
The Bluemoon @VanGaalEra mystery continues...:lol: Reveal yourself dammit! Thick feckers.


"VanGaalEra's laptop

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"Who do you think she is on here?

I think ric"


"I'd be betting on Bill"


"You do well to well to refrain yourself answering him/her over over there. Swansons tache is another one. I doubt I'd last an hour! Haha!"


"Just out of interest, where is he/she from?"
 
The Bluemoon @VanGaalEra mystery continues...:lol: Reveal yourself dammit! Thick feckers.


"VanGaalEra's laptop

2ec115e.jpg
"


"Who do you think she is on here?

I think ric"


"I'd be betting on Bill"


"You do well to well to refrain yourself answering him/her over over there. Swansons tache is another one. I doubt I'd last an hour! Haha!"


"Just out of interest, where is he/she from?"

:lol: :lol:
 
Oh and btw, Kompany is permanently injured and still living heavily off that wonder season he had, so we could swap Otamendi for Smalling as well. Blind is better than Stones and Smalling better than Otamendi.

My mistake I thought you said they'd not only walk into the squad but the first XI too and it does look that way from your post. But of course you guys would have that many and probably more in the squad.
Also I did say Blind would start for me what I was unsure was if Bailly could dislodge Kompany or Stones on the back of 3 solid performances. Even Otamendi looked rock solid in Spain. Time will tell I suppose. Imho if you picked a 22 man squad it would feature around 11 each or 12 of one 10 of another give or take and dependent on form.

Personally my United/City combined XI would be -
--------------------- DDG--------------------,
Zabs------------Blind----Stones---------Shaw (if your wondering why Blind and Stones its cause I'd have Pep as manager),
-------------------Fernandinho--------------- playing the halfback role)
----------------Pogba--------Silva------------
KDB------------------------------------Martial
----------------------Aguero------------------

Of course alot of those places are swappable with equally good players, Zab for Valencia. Blind/Stones for Kompany/Bailly/Smalling etc... and of course a different manager would pick a vastly different team.

Anyway I'm taking this thread off topic so I better leave before I get killed.
 
De goat, Blind, Smalling, Bailly, Pogba, Zlatan, Rashford, Mkhi, Shaw and Martial would all walk into their squad and first xi.
Squad, I do agree. The bold would probably be in most neutral starting XI's too, with Bailly, Mkhi and Zlatan all close. Either way, both squads/starting XI's are pretty close.
 
Fellaini is a dickhead, and United may be fine with that but City have a bit more class.

Legitimately laughed at that. They're notorious for being bitter, moaning twats and are still trying to fight the cause that Aguero was hard done for attempting to elbow other players in the head.

They truly are an unbelievable bunch. Special cause, the lot of them. :lol:
 
Legitimately laughed at that. They're notorious for being bitter, moaning twats and are still trying to fight the cause that Aguero was hard done for attempting to elbow other players in the head.

They truly are an unbelievable bunch. Special cause, the lot of them. :lol:

Barton, Balotelli, Thatcher, Michael Ball..... yeah great fecking class.
 
Weren't they gleefully remembering Tevez holding up the "R.I.P. Fergie" poster a few months back?

Apparently that's what 'a bit more class' looks like.
 
Scholes also said Gundogan is a much better signing (pound for pound) than Pogba.

Martial is fast and stumbling over the ball, Rashford won't be near the team, Rooney, er, BigNose, right, A&E...

Valencia will be dangerous, but i'd have Clichy there to stop him. ChubbyShaw will be sweating piecrust all day chasing Sterling....

Still, not overly confident, it's a derby........ Nothing would surprise me. Well, Clattenburg not giving them a soft pen will surprise me....

I think we'll dominate them and play them off the park. I honestly believe we're so much better than them in ALL areas of the pitch but for some reason I can't see us smashing 'em, going for 2-1 to the blue boys.

Nappy Rash scores a Hat Trick for U21's and there's a full on media wankfest. Peggy will bench him Saturday to make sure his head Is fecked up a bit more before coming on and doing his best Ashley Young impression.

@VanGaalEra, @SwansonsTache :lol:
Loves quoting pages and pages of stuff from bluemoon in their meltdown thread. Mr/Mrs Van Gaal Era never seems to quote the continuing question of why he's so ashamed of where he lives that he decided to latch onto United?
Just out of interest, where is he/she from?
Think she's from Leeds, don't quote me on that but the junctions not on the m60.
Oh well, not a million miles away from Manc to be fair. Might PM her and ask if she fancies meeting up for a pint in town after the match. I'd ask Swanson's Tache but I can't afford the flight cost to Oslo!

 



One helpful Red has forwarded this link on the Caf twitter account.
 
I live in Bergen, Norwegian have £35 flights from London.

Not that I would dare to meet up with any of them well 'ard people from Bluemoon, would probably end in tears on my part when they got the tatts out.
 
They're a wonderful mix of older, bitter people who've suffered under United's shadow for decades and younger, ex-Chelsea fans who flocked to them after the money came in. Great to read.