Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

That CL 2011 tattoo has to be a fake. It's too shit to be real. Who did it for him? Stevie Wonder?

I'm pretty sure its real. But to be fair, I think he said in the paper, "I can just change the date on it to 2012, minor blip" or something...
 
To be fair City fans are well placed to know what trophyless seasons do to players, they've seen 36 consecutive ones they should be fecking experts.

But at least cesc wins something with his country, unlike their players who win feck all even in preseason :lol:
 
But at least cesc wins something with his country, unlike their players who win feck all even in preseason :lol:

They should invent something like the Emirates cup that Arsenal use as a tactic to try and boost the trophy room during years of feck all in meaningless competitions....could you imagine City winning the 'eastlands' cup or something like that, they'd be making celebratory mugs and selling DVD's for years.
 
They should invent something like the Emirates cup that Arsenal use as a tactic to try and boost the trophy room during years of feck all in meaningless competitions....could you imagine City winning the 'eastlands' cup or something like that, they'd be making celebratory mugs and selling DVD's for years.

They'll probably find some way to lose that too :lol:
 
Ahh could be yeah, its a shame really as im just in the mood to chill out and read their 'thoughts' on this afternoons wonderful results.....:smirk:

They're convinced they would have spank Arsenal if the refs and linesmen weren't given instructions by the FA to stop them for their world domination plans. That and convincing themselves they outplayed Arsenal when it was 11 men each.
 
They're convinced they would have spank Arsenal if the refs and linesmen weren't given instructions by the FA to stop them for their world domination plans. That and convincing themselves they outplayed Arsenal when it was 11 men each.

:lol: Brilliant!

Those 5 minutes of 11 men apiece must have been full of scintillating city football that i cant for a moment recollect at all......

As for this part:

They're convinced they would have spanked Arsenal if the refs and linesmen weren't given instructions by the FA to stop them for their world domination plans.

Just spat my before bed milk out at that one! and i can well believe those delusion retards spouting it to......'in for me in for me they've all got it in for me'.......
 
LUL@SHITTY.

BTW, where does 'bertie' come from? Is it a reference to Bertie Beetle chocolates, which came in small blue wrappers?
 
Fill a brother in Sharky, you western knobber you.

This City fan on the verge of tears called Alan Green began by going off on one at the ref, saying Fabregas should have walked in the first half for the incident where Djourou ended up getting booked on the halfway line. My this time he's like in full flow shouting "IT WAS FABREGAS! IT WAS A BOOKING! THAT YOUNG LAD JOBO JOWBU GOT IT INSTEAD" (his pronunciation of Johan Djourou).

Then he goes off on one about how he's a born and bred Mancunian and doesn't care what anyone else says, calls Arse a dirty side (voice breaking, on verge of tears).

Then basically says that no one wants City to succeed but everyone better get used to them because they're "here to stay".

It's at 25 minutes 17 seconds into the podcast version of 606 - definitely worth a listen. Its what you'd imagine the average RAWK poster to sound like.
 
This City fan on the verge of tears called Alan Green began by going off on one at the ref, saying Fabregas should have walked in the first half for the incident where Djourou ended up getting booked on the halfway line. My this time he's like in full flow shouting "IT WAS FABREGAS! IT WAS A BOOKING! THAT YOUNG LAD JOBO JOWBU GOT IT INSTEAD" (his pronunciation of Johan Djourou).

Then he goes off on one about how he's a born and bred Mancunian and doesn't care what anyone else says, calls Arse a dirty side (voice breaking, on verge of tears).

Then basically says that no one wants City to succeed but everyone better get used to them because they're "here to stay".

It's at 25 minutes 17 seconds into the podcast version of 606 - definitely worth a listen. Its what you'd imagine the average RAWK poster to sound like.



or your average Ocker after a World Cup exit

:lol:
 
I'm going to apply to open a Tattoo shop in the ground. All the city fans can get the latest transfer rumours twattooed on them in the comfort of their own stadium.
 
I'm going to apply to open a Tattoo shop in the ground. All the city fans can get the latest transfer rumours twattooed on them in the comfort of their own stadium.

:lol:

There should be laws around to protect them from their own stupidity.

Three - nil for class... What a fecking day!
 
wow - it's become a gimmick for them by now to get spasticatedly premature tattoos. What's wrong with these people?

What have we now? Kaka? Rooney, CL 2011, anyone else?
 
wow - it's become a gimmick for them by now to get spasticatedly premature tattoos. What's wrong with these people?

What have we now? Kaka? Rooney, CL 2011, anyone else?

Eto'o and Robinho.