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The "Berbatov in car with Fergie on way to Carrington" story is as plausible as the story about him being seen in Greggs a few weeks ago.

What would they be doing going to the fecking training ground?

And why would Fergie be in the car with him?

Makes no sense whatsoever.
 
I'm pretty sure we're still gonna sign Berbatov.

I just think United has got a reputation among the other chairmen of ultimately paying the asking price. They must think they know how we usually caved in speaking to the others and through the Carrick deal.

As long as we're adamant about the figure we're paying Spurs will have to blink first. There's really no point in holding on to Berba only to see his value dwindling down immediately.
 
Apparently Fergie jumped into Berbatov's car which was travelling to City at the traffic lights. He put a gun to the drivers head and ordered him to go to Carrington instead. Levy was thrown out of the car at high speed and was massacred by a lamp post.

That's the reports I'm getting anyway.
 
Is it true or is this some big cafe windup hoping to make the headlines in the sun ?
 
MarylandMUFan said:
Berbs with city:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=568524&sec=england&cc=5901
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Who is going to foul Evra in the 90t minute at Anfield Road? Finnan please return!!!

Fergie kidnap him back!
 
I can't bear to fathom the consequences if this deal goes tits up after the apparent SSN so called "Berba in car with Fergie" news.
 
Hectic said:
Apparently Fergie jumped into Berbatov's car which was travelling to City at the traffic lights. He put a gun to the drivers head and ordered him to go to Carrington instead. Levy was thrown out of the car at high speed and was massacred by a lamp post.

That's the reports I'm getting anyway.
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David Hasselhoff - Jump in my car
 
If we get contract negotiations with Berbatov, here's how it needs to go down:

SAF sat behind desk, flanked by Vidic and Tevez - the threat of physical violence may help here.

If Berba finds himself a bit intimidated, Evra should be there to offer him some light comedy relief.

In addition to the money offered we need Ronaldo, Anderson and Nani in on proceedings, advising Berba of the "hot chicks" they can hook him up with.

Should work.
 
Levy's last wishes before he was splattered against the lamp post was to send two goon cars to chase down Berbatov and bring him to City.

It's getting close now, what was meant to be a simple drive to City has turned into a high-speed chase of murder and revenge. Fergie has shot the driver in the head and took over the wheel and is back on track after briefly driving through a crèche and killing many.

Updates to follow.
 
Skybet are getting in on it pretty quick:

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Hectic said:
Levy's last wishes before he was splattered against the lamp post was to send two goon cars to chase down Berbatov and bring him to City.

It's getting close now, what was meant to be a simple drive to City has turned into a high-speed chase of murder and revenge. Fergie has shot the driver in the head and took over the wheel and is back on track after briefly driving through a crèche and killing many.

Updates to follow.
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:lol:

Can always rely on Hectic to give you a good laugh.

Hope the pressure doesn't become too much for him though.
 
now cafftards be brave - stiff upper lip and that - no tears groans or whimpersw else theyll be pissing themselves laughing at RAWK this evening. England expects- we´ll fight them on the beaches - we are the few - kiss me Hardy daaaaaaa da da da dada da da daaaaaa
 
Hectic said:
Levy's last wishes before he was splattered against the lamp post was to send two goon cars to chase down Berbatov and bring him to City.

It's getting close now, what was meant to be a simple drive to City has turned into a high-speed chase of murder and revenge. Fergie has shot the driver in the head and took over the wheel and is back on track after briefly driving through a crèche and killing many.

Updates to follow.
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