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kietotheworld said:
We haven't bought Tevez, and made a lot of money in the transfer market in the year prior to the signing of those players.
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didn't we already pay last year 10mil to secure Tevez 2 year loan deal . The 32 mil include the loan deal and tevez salary. It is still not confirmed if his deal is really worth 32 mil. This season we got 5 mil for Pique, and some for tweety, plus we saved 5 mil by not buying the welsh kid., not to mention the price money from winning champion league and premiership, and new TV deal
 
Plechazunga said:
BERBATOVIA (Beguine)

Summertime in Berbatovia-a-a,
I was lost, out of tune...

Scents of bullshit perfumed the air, 

I'd been lurking since June.

I found you in the Transfer, dear,
As bewildered as I,
You whispered “Dimitar” in my ear -
My heart learned how to fly!

So, together, we found our ways,

Shared a rumour, or two...

Though I humoured the ITKs,
Wanting nothing, but you...

Now Autumn's come, to Berbatovia-a-a,

Once again, I'm alone –
Seeking solace in Youtube clips,
Levy, pick up the phone.

And I think of our moments then,

Never knowing your name -
Nothing's left in Berbatovia,

But the wait, and the game...
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:) Excellent plech, you have a talent.
 
Well, those whose spirits might have been lifted by the Setanta screens should know that they haven't actually run a story on that 'headline' in all the last hour or more I've had the TV tuned in.
 
Could have been god transmitting that headline through the telly for only a chosen few?
 
Feedingseagulls said:
Well, those whose spirits might have been lifted by the Setanta screens should know that they haven't actually run a story on that 'headline' in all the last hour or more I've had the TV tuned in.
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That's because they picked it up from the Mail, who got it from ManuWeb who got it from the caf from an ITK newb called Berbatov 8.
Now its back on the caf.
Keep tuned in though Fs and keep us updated, maybe the Mail will come up with some new stuff.
 
BahamaRed said:
That's because they picked it up from the Mail, who got it from ManuWeb who got it from the caf from an ITK newb called Berbatov 8.
Now its back on the caf.
Keep tuned in though Fs and keep us updated, maybe the Mail will come up with some new stuff.
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I think, instead, I may try that 'hot new thing': sleep. (Something I should probably have substituted for the England game tbh.)
 
marcus agrippa said:
you are all a bunch of flaming gayboys.

homos!
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caf transberb muppets. That's me on the right.

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Ffs Newsnow has turned into Silvestre mania. Some Berba rumours please;)
 
With the Silvestre fee, SAF now has enough to sign Berba hahahahha
 
Perhaps as a sweetener we've sent Mickey to Arsenal, but implanted some kind of self destruct button into him through the power of hypnosis? So whenever Spurs play Arsenal they can say the special word and have him instantly score an own goal and boot Cesc right up the fanny.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least
 
UBERScholes said:
Perhaps as a sweetener we've sent Mickey to Arsenal, but implanted some kind of self destruct button into him through the power of hypnosis? So whenever Spurs play Arsenal they can say the special word and have him instantly score an own goal and boot Cesc right up the fanny.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least
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Football, bloody hell.
 
UBERScholes said:
Perhaps as a sweetener we've sent Mickey to Arsenal, but implanted some kind of self destruct button into him through the power of hypnosis? So whenever Spurs play Arsenal they can say the special word and have him instantly score an own goal and boot Cesc right up the fanny.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least
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That would certainly explain the spiral on his forehead:
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