Transfer bollocks (and worst tag-line) of the week goes to Geoff Sweet of The Sun with this effort;
Dimitar Berbatov is being lined up by Seville in a £12million bid | The Sun |Sport|FootballI'LL BE BERBA OF SEVILLE
By GEOFF SWEET
Published: Today
DIMITAR BERBATOV is wanted by Seville.
The Manchester United striker's contract runs out next summer and the Spaniards hope to land him in a cut-price £12million deal.
Berbatov, 30, is United's top scorer but is now playing second fiddle to Javier Hernandez.
Seville have sounded out the Bulgarian's agent Emile Dantchev but any deal depends if United will take such a cut after paying Spurs £30.75m for him in 2008.
Berbatov has hit 48 goals in 123 games - including 22 and three hat-tricks this season - but fans have never warmed to him.
Hernandez is seen as the better option alongside Wayne Rooney.
Seville have Argentine midfielder Diego Perotti, highly rated by Liverpool and Newcastle, to sell and might be prepared to increase their valuation of Berba if all parties agree to the move.