I don't believe this is the scenario but if it was I would rather we missed top 4. I've seen enough of LVG in the CL this season to say its not worth itQuite simple. If we reach top 4, he isnt coming. If we fail, he arrives. Take a pick
I don't believe this is the scenario but if it was I would rather we missed top 4. I've seen enough of LVG in the CL this season to say its not worth itQuite simple. If we reach top 4, he isnt coming. If we fail, he arrives. Take a pick
We'd still qualify.Plot twist, we finish 4th but Liverpool win the Europa league.
Based on what exactly?Quite simple. If we reach top 4, he isnt coming. If we fail, he arrives. Take a pick
Then all 5 of us go right?
In our casting show society, if your Mum says you're brilliant during breakfast but you haven't been offered a contract by lunch it's time to blame the manager forYet even Becks like Ronaldo puts hours in practicing their skills. You wonder how much work kids now want to put in for the rewards?
Here goes this lie that is constantly peddled around here.I think people's desperation to get rid of Van Gaal has blinded people to the considerable amount of baggage Mourinho has. His football isn't brilliant, he's record with youth is abysmal.(quite rightly the club views this as an important issue). Most importantly people forget he's been chased out of his last two clubs because the players hated him so much that they downed tools.
The club is right not to be falling head over hills to appoint him.
Just shut up. To write players off at such a young age - do you even watch football?Rashford, lingaard, tfm, varela, cbj are exciting.
But they're not good enough for everton, let alone top 4 and spurs.
It's easy to play youth without winning, any morons can pick a team full of youth, any youth can be lucky enough to play in our current squad, you just have to be fit and unknown.
None of them are a revelation, the only thinf they reveal is thst they're not useless.
Gutted.
There isn't much left that hasn't been smashed to bits by Moyes and Van Gaal.I cannot believe those of you who want Mourinho. He's poisonous and will destroy everything of value and heritage your club is noted for.
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actually it's not just hearsay. The BBC reported the meeting between his people and United's, not on their gossip column but as the main story on their website using their own sources. In British media terms you cannot get more concrete than that. The rest of it might be inference and extrapolation, but you can take the BBC report as evidence unless you want a photographic proof or direct quotes from the man himselfThere's no credible evidence whatever so far that Mourinho is coming here. Plenty of paper talk, wishful thinking and nudge nudge, wink wink but that's all.
There's no credible evidence whatever so far that Mourinho is coming here. Plenty of paper talk, wishful thinking and nudge nudge, wink wink but that's all.
yes pleaseIf all the reports from credible sources like the BBC, that Inter director, the fact that neither United or Mourinho have denied it (to my knowledge), a reliable Spanish paper saying it's happening and various fairly reliable foreign journalists saying it's a done deal etc etc don't confirm that both parties are at least interested and have had some discussions then what sort of credible evidence would you need to convince you that there's something to these rumours then?
Would you need Jose himself to come out at half time during our next home game to a WWF style smoke and fireworks show with a T-shirt gun and then proceed to shoot shirts into the crowd with his face on them and the slogan ''Coming July 2016''. While a plane flies over head trailing a banner that says Welcome to Manchester Jose.
Anything can happen between now and July and nothings certain until a contract is signed. But Jesus this is as strong a rumour as you can get in football.
Next game at OT, we'll hear an Undertaker gong, a flash of thunder and he'll appear at the top of the highest stand in a black trenchcoat.If all the reports from credible sources like the BBC, that Inter director, the fact that neither United or Mourinho have denied it (to my knowledge), a reliable Spanish paper saying it's happening and various fairly reliable foreign journalists saying it's a done deal etc etc don't confirm that both parties are at least interested and have had some discussions then what sort of credible evidence would you need to convince you that there's something to these rumours then?
Would you need Jose himself to come out at half time during our next home game to a WWF style smoke and fireworks show with a T-shirt gun and then proceed to shoot shirts into the crowd with his face on them and the slogan ''Coming July 2016''. While a plane flies over head trailing a banner that says Welcome to Manchester Jose.
Anything can happen between now and July and nothings certain until a contract is signed. But Jesus this is as strong a rumour as you can get in football.
Moyes was more of a Shockmaster.....Our two most recent managers have in effect been undertakers, tbf.
Our two most recent managers have in effect been undertakers, tbf.
Moyes was more of a Shockmaster.....
It started at the start of Van Gaal's reign. He didn't have a clue how to play in these conditions and he's made almost zero effort to adapt, it was obvious right from the start he was the "name" and the forefront "persona" everybody wanted but when the rest got peeled back it was a crusty old turd wrapped in aluminum foil.It started three years ago.
When you make this statement, do you mean the times he has spoken about it in press conferences? I think when he says "get third" it is an easy way for him to make a rather loose statement that the club needed to improve on last year and not an actual stipulated guideline that he must finish in third place of higher.LvG's target was to get minimum 3rd and automatic CL qualification not 4th. 3rd at this stage is quite unlikely
Who?Maureen
I'm calling it now. We're going to finish in the top four and Mourinho will take over in July.
Pep will be fielding questions about post-Europa league tiredness while Mourinho takes the piss in his own press conferences.
Yeah, Moyes' tenure was clearly fantastic.It started at the start of Van Gaal's reign. He didn't have a clue how to play in these conditions and he's made almost zero effort to adapt, it was obvious right from the start he was the "name" and the forefront "persona" everybody wanted but when the rest got peeled back it was a crusty old turd wrapped in aluminum foil.
It's looking more and more like this. The comment about "going where he's wanted" struck me the hardest. I'm so fecking disappointed right now. Charlton and the board really are clueless.
This whole Everton takeover thing is making more and more sense for Mourinho. He will basically have FULL control of that club and he can shape it how he likes it, which will be a trophy winning machine.
This is the darkest timeline of United about to start. Brace yourselves.
Very true, but it's being said that Mourinho is already being consulted with regards to transfer business.I hope the plan is for Jose to report for duty in June, not July. A season can be won or lost with the transfer work that gets done in June.
Jesus christ, there is pessimism and then there's this. Get a hold of yourself ffs.
I wonder if there are people (apart from the anomaly that's is @Drifter) that still think Moyes was faultless during his tenure.Yeah, Moyes' tenure was clearly fantastic.
For me it's like this - I strongly believe nothing has been decided, because the club would look rather idiotic if Van Gaal met his objectives and we'd already signed a contract with Mourinho. It's my belief that Mourinho and his people are trying to present it as a fait accompli by hints and subtle suggestions in the media, in order to put pressure on the club to make the decision.If all the reports from credible sources like the BBC, that Inter director, the fact that neither United or Mourinho have denied it (to my knowledge), a reliable Spanish paper saying it's happening and various fairly reliable foreign journalists saying it's a done deal etc etc don't confirm that both parties are at least interested and have had some discussions then what sort of credible evidence would you need to convince you that there's something to these rumours then?
Would you need Jose himself to come out at half time during our next home game to a WWF style smoke and fireworks show with a T-shirt gun and then proceed to shoot shirts into the crowd with his face on them and the slogan ''Coming July 2016''. While a plane flies over head trailing a banner that says Welcome to Manchester Jose.
Anything can happen between now and July and nothings certain until a contract is signed. But Jesus this is as strong a rumour as you can get in football.
That argument stands on very weak ground.For me it's like this - I strongly believe nothing has been decided, because the club would look rather idiotic if Van Gaal met his objectives and we'd already signed a contract with Mourinho. It's my belief that Mourinho and his people are trying to present it as a fait accompli by hints and subtle suggestions in the media, in order to put pressure on the club to make the decision.
It may or may not happen eventually, but I don't think it's yet anywhere near the done deal a lot of people think it is. It's illogical that it would be decided at present, signed contract or not.
Based on what exactly?
It doesn't stand on very weak ground at all. It's entirely logical because the club has had plenty of opportunity and reason to sack Van Gaal already but hasn't. Why then would it sack him at the end of the season if he met his objectives?That argument stands on very weak ground.
The club can sack LvG regardless of meeting objectives or not.
What's the point of sacking LvG when the only alternative for the rest of season would be Giggs?It doesn't stand on very weak ground at all. It's entirely logical because the club has had plenty of opportunity and reason to sack Van Gaal already but hasn't. Why then would it sack him at the end of the season if he met his objectives?
It seems to me as if there's a lot of fans who are taking great sadistic pleasure at the possibility of LvG still being here next season. So much, that every other alternative is discarded as speculation!Based on what exactly?
If all the reports from credible sources like the BBC, that Inter director, the fact that neither United or Mourinho have denied it (to my knowledge), a reliable Spanish paper saying it's happening and various fairly reliable foreign journalists saying it's a done deal etc etc don't confirm that both parties are at least interested and have had some discussions then what sort of credible evidence would you need to convince you that there's something to these rumours then?
Would you need Jose himself to come out at half time during our next home game to a WWF style smoke and fireworks show with a T-shirt gun and then proceed to shoot shirts into the crowd with his face on them and the slogan ''Coming July 2016''. While a plane flies over head trailing a banner that says Welcome to Manchester Jose.
Anything can happen between now and July and nothings certain until a contract is signed. But Jesus this is as strong a rumour as you can get in football.
If you think so, then that is up to you. He certainly didn't have us playing soul destroying football. He was removed quickly before he could do any real and lasting damage to the core of the club. Someone with Van Gaal's reputation for building has rather bizarrely continued to smash his spiked flag into the concrete while wondering why it isn't going in.Yeah, Moyes' tenure was clearly fantastic.
He certainly didn't have us playing soul destroying football.
You seem to think so, so it is up to you.If you think so, then that is up to you. He certainly didn't have us playing soul destroying football. He was removed quickly before he could do any real and lasting damage to the core of the club. Someone with Van Gaal's reputation for building has rather bizarrely continued to smash his spiked flag into the concrete while wondering why it isn't going in.
We made a legitimate "philosophy" detour when Van Gaal came to the club and that was made obvious by Woodward's appointment and continued support of him. Stark contrast to Moyes who floundered in shallow water and was put out of his misery quick smart.
Ah Rene Muelensteen's finest moment as a manager, no doubt. I'd be curious to see if Van Gaal can boast a match we've played under his leadership with 75% possession and 40 shots for United (9 on, 31 off).
Stekelenberg was outstanding in that game and we really easily could have more than two goals. In fact, we probably should have.
No, I don't. Nowhere have I said that, nor have I even mentioned it. You brought it up, you seem to want to be projecting it onto me to suit your argument.You seem to think so, so it is up to you.
Who are these "pro-Moyes chaps"? I haven't come across very many and I certainly don't see what you describe as a hoard of "pro-Moyes chaps" anywhere on this board coming out of the woodwork to provide you with amusement.It's actually amusing to see all the pro-Moyes chaps crawl out of the woodworks now, trying to play down how piss poor that season was for the club and how much of a laughable fall from grace he oversaw.
Agreed, he didn't really have a clue about how to run a club the size of United. If you watch Rio's Oxford QnA he says one of Moyes biggest downfalls was that he made the mistake of cutting ties with every piece of delegation that Sir Alex had set up before realizing that the load he had to take on was far to much for one man. His attempt to "rebuild" was to do what is commonly described on here as "dither" (dithering Dave) for the first season and he's even said himself in interviews that he didn't see the sack coming as he was always assured that he would get the time required to "rebuild the club" the way he saw it.In regards to Moyes, didn't have a clue, came across as clueless as it gets. He was so out of his depth and comfort zone that it was sad to watch it unfold.