Bayern Munich 4:3 Manchester United

Shane88 · Sep 20, 2023

A team full of whining, sulking twats.

Hester_manc · Sep 20, 2023

Andycoleno9 said:
Hojlund is invisible.

At least we know we have a good back-up in Martial....

OmarUnited4ever · Sep 20, 2023

I mean it's so obvious Bayern aren't even trying that hard.

Ten Hag has to make a change, the plan didn't work so he has to adapt and adjust something meaningful.

Member 58925 · Sep 20, 2023

Just Hope said:
To be honest the second goal came from Martinez man-marking Kane and the midfield not picking up the empty space. That is probably under ETH instruction.

You’re joking this can’t be a serious post. U12 midfielders are taught to cover the late run in those scenarios. They were all standing around and watching

Shakesy · Sep 20, 2023

BuzzKillington said:
Broadband broken, shit 5g coverage, terrible internet streams. Feck it, vodka and a smoke in the kitchen with some music.

Sounds great!!

FrenchRed · Sep 20, 2023

Wow, first time I've watched us like for a duration this season due to work, but wow we are shocking. Don't think I've ever seen a United side so lifeless and shapeless.

This is utterly appalling.

The_Midfielder · Sep 20, 2023

Garethw said:
I don’t think anyone will disagree that he needed replacing, but Onana is looking like a very very expensive mistake.

Our bravo

We need an ederson next

Houdini · Sep 20, 2023

When your emergency LB is the best player on the pitch by miles in every game...

sebsheep · Sep 20, 2023

Garethw said:
I don’t think anyone will disagree that he needed replacing, but Onana is looking like a very very expensive mistake.

No he's not :lol:

Murder on Zidanes Floor · Sep 20, 2023

All of Onana's highlight reels were forty yard pings and of the ball hitting him.

calodo2003 · Sep 20, 2023

MEN…

Onana

A clanger for Sane’s goal. 3

Dalot

Turned too easily for the second goal. 5

Lindelof

Nowhere for Gnabry’s goal. 5

Martinez

Similar to Lindelof. 5

Reguilon

United’s best player. 7

Casemiro

Not dominated. 5

Eriksen

Had a great chance to make it 1-0. 5

Pellistri

Vexed Davies but not got the ball often enough. 5

Fernandes

Sloppy. 5

Rashford

Not dominated Laimer enough. 5

Hojlund

Isolated. 5

James35 · Sep 20, 2023

Orton said:
Instead of knocking a ball into the box in the final seconds let’s just stroll about happy to be here. What is wrong with this team

A whole fecking lot of things unfortunately.

Marcelinho87 · Sep 20, 2023

Somebody drop that hour long vid of DDGs mistakes to calm the Onana hate...

Slevs · Sep 20, 2023

I guess this is why Pellistri hardly plays

Red Royal · Sep 20, 2023

This isn't even a great Bayern team.

A9X SJ · Sep 20, 2023

Play the youngsters it’s that bad….Spurs reject best player on the park for us.

Revan · Sep 20, 2023

This is the worst Bayern I remember since Maggath's days but still comfortably schooling us.

CloneMC16 · Sep 20, 2023

This was expected. Everybody on here thought we would lose. It is what it is.

Drizzle · Sep 20, 2023

We're both unlucky and terrible. Not a good combination.

Kostov · Sep 20, 2023

Well we needed midfield reinforcements in May, we blew our budget on Mount (?!?!), loaned a guy on deadline day and bought a modern keeper. Priorities paying dividends up till now clearly.

Heinzesight · Sep 20, 2023

We have played ok and not looked too bad. Shame Onana fecked us with abysmal keeping.

Trophy Room · Sep 20, 2023

I just stop watching now. Pretty shit.

JuriM · Sep 20, 2023

Played well until the goal and then collapsed mentally.

Sly · Sep 20, 2023

Lyng said:
Brunos head is gone. I'm not sure the captaincy is good for him. He was better before that.

He doesn't look happy. It's night and day compared to when he's on our National team.

Lewnited · Sep 20, 2023

Midfield stinking the place out as usual in the last 20. Only 1 of that 3 should be playing at any time for a top team.

Orange Tree · Sep 20, 2023

Our tactic is lumping it to Rashford on the left. Terrible.

thegregster · Sep 20, 2023

Just awful. Every half decent shot against us is pretty much a goal this season. Casemiro just not up to it anymore. Pellistri just isnt up to it at this level.

AndySmith1990 · Sep 20, 2023

We're as bad as we've ever been in the past 10 years. We've literally made no progress at all. Everyone employed at this club is unfit for purpose (except the fantastic receptionist)

Fortitude · Sep 20, 2023

evil_geko said:
Bayern is fecking AWFUL, how we are two goals down, that is fecking miracle, and people thought they will give us 5, 8, 10 goals. They are shambles.

You are aware there’s a second half to play? You’re laughing at them being 3 goals away from the 5 goal objective you yourself have posted.

gaffs · Sep 20, 2023

evil_geko said:
They are terrible against the press, if we keep pressing them in second half they will collapse.

We dont know how to press.

sparx99 · Sep 20, 2023

Sly said:
Maybe I'm being harsh but he has been pretty poor on multiple games.

Should’ve given away a penalty against Wolves.

Definitely should’ve save Brighton’s 3rd which killed that game off completely.

Howler tonight for the first.

Some were critical to Arsenals winner but that was deflected even if it was near post.

I can’t remember anything from the Forest and Spurs games.

Redstain · Sep 20, 2023

Should be damage control second half. ETH has shown naive characteristics when chasing a lead I think it's more logical to structure the defence and see the game out.

Drizzle · Sep 20, 2023

Revan said:
This is the worst Bayern I remember since Maggath's days but still comfortably schooling us.

They're really not schooling us. We should be ahead.

AngliaRed · Sep 20, 2023

Rashford needs telling he isnt a world class player and hes quite shit.

Throwing his arms about like hes better than everybody else.

His confidence has completley gone. Safe passes back instead of turning to face his man and attempt to dribble at him.

Garnacho on sooner rather than later.

Slevs · Sep 20, 2023

I'm so fecking sick of Lindelof's passive defending ffs. Just look at that 2nd goal, wtf is he doing??

manichester · Sep 20, 2023

I was worried when it was announced Onnana would miss games with Afcon but not now someone else can come in and take his place permanently.

philippexyz · Sep 20, 2023

Dobba said:
Literally the most creative player in the Premier League is mediocre.

Cantona fecking wept, this place.

Ah, the Bruno cult...

Until we get rid of him we're never going anywhere. No ball retention whatsoever, just chaos...

HackeyC · Sep 20, 2023

Two terrible goals. Commentators making out the second was some genius work, it was a lucky bounce in the end.

Unam333 · Sep 20, 2023

Good game by United up until Bayern's first goal. That was a typical De Gea blunder.

Fooza · Sep 20, 2023

Trophy Room said:
I just stop watching now. Pretty shit.

I got half netflix, half the game, it's the way to go with our performances

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