A team full of whining, sulking twats.
Champions League Group A
Bayern Munich 4:3 Manchester United
Allianz Arena
- Kick-off
- Wed, 20 September 2023 @ 8:00pm BST
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
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At least we know we have a good back-up in Martial....I mean it's so obvious Bayern aren't even trying that hard.
Ten Hag has to make a change, the plan didn't work so he has to adapt and adjust something meaningful.
You’re joking this can’t be a serious post. U12 midfielders are taught to cover the late run in those scenarios. They were all standing around and watching
Sounds great!!Wow, first time I've watched us like for a duration this season due to work, but wow we are shocking. Don't think I've ever seen a United side so lifeless and shapeless.
This is utterly appalling.When your emergency LB is the best player on the pitch by miles in every game...
No he's notAll of Onana's highlight reels were forty yard pings and of the ball hitting him.MEN…
Onana
A clanger for Sane’s goal. 3
Dalot
Turned too easily for the second goal. 5
Lindelof
Nowhere for Gnabry’s goal. 5
Martinez
Similar to Lindelof. 5
Reguilon
United’s best player. 7
Casemiro
Not dominated. 5
Eriksen
Had a great chance to make it 1-0. 5
Pellistri
Vexed Davies but not got the ball often enough. 5
Fernandes
Sloppy. 5
Rashford
Not dominated Laimer enough. 5
Hojlund
Isolated. 5
A whole fecking lot of things unfortunately.Somebody drop that hour long vid of DDGs mistakes to calm the Onana hate...I guess this is why Pellistri hardly playsThis isn't even a great Bayern team.Play the youngsters it’s that bad….Spurs reject best player on the park for us.This is the worst Bayern I remember since Maggath's days but still comfortably schooling us.This was expected. Everybody on here thought we would lose. It is what it is.We're both unlucky and terrible. Not a good combination.Well we needed midfield reinforcements in May, we blew our budget on Mount (?!?!), loaned a guy on deadline day and bought a modern keeper. Priorities paying dividends up till now clearly.We have played ok and not looked too bad. Shame Onana fecked us with abysmal keeping.I just stop watching now. Pretty shit.Played well until the goal and then collapsed mentally.
He doesn't look happy. It's night and day compared to when he's on our National team.Midfield stinking the place out as usual in the last 20. Only 1 of that 3 should be playing at any time for a top team.Our tactic is lumping it to Rashford on the left. Terrible.Just awful. Every half decent shot against us is pretty much a goal this season. Casemiro just not up to it anymore. Pellistri just isnt up to it at this level.We're as bad as we've ever been in the past 10 years. We've literally made no progress at all. Everyone employed at this club is unfit for purpose (except the fantastic receptionist)
You are aware there’s a second half to play? You’re laughing at them being 3 goals away from the 5 goal objective you yourself have posted.Bayern is fecking AWFUL, how we are two goals down, that is fecking miracle, and people thought they will give us 5, 8, 10 goals. They are shambles.
We dont know how to press.
Should’ve given away a penalty against Wolves.
Definitely should’ve save Brighton’s 3rd which killed that game off completely.
Howler tonight for the first.
Some were critical to Arsenals winner but that was deflected even if it was near post.
I can’t remember anything from the Forest and Spurs games.Should be damage control second half. ETH has shown naive characteristics when chasing a lead I think it's more logical to structure the defence and see the game out.
They're really not schooling us. We should be ahead.Rashford needs telling he isnt a world class player and hes quite shit.
Throwing his arms about like hes better than everybody else.
His confidence has completley gone. Safe passes back instead of turning to face his man and attempt to dribble at him.
Garnacho on sooner rather than later.I'm so fecking sick of Lindelof's passive defending ffs. Just look at that 2nd goal, wtf is he doing??I was worried when it was announced Onnana would miss games with Afcon but not now someone else can come in and take his place permanently.
Ah, the Bruno cult...
Until we get rid of him we're never going anywhere. No ball retention whatsoever, just chaos...Two terrible goals. Commentators making out the second was some genius work, it was a lucky bounce in the end.Good game by United up until Bayern's first goal. That was a typical De Gea blunder.
I got half netflix, half the game, it's the way to go with our performances- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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28%
Casemiro
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9%
Rasmus Hojlund
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4%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Facundo Pellistri
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2%
Marcus Rashford
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2%
Victor Lindelof
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1%
Bruno Fernandes
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1%
Andre Onana
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1%
Lisandro Martinez
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1%
Diogo Dalot
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 235 ratings.
Score Predictions
42,241,36
- Man Utd win
- Bayern Munich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 18% Bayern Munich 3:0 Man Utd
- 10% Bayern Munich 3:1 Man Utd
- 10% Bayern Munich 4:0 Man Utd
- 8% Bayern Munich 4:1 Man Utd
- 8% Bayern Munich 2:0 Man Utd
- 7% Bayern Munich 1:1 Man Utd
- 6% Bayern Munich 2:1 Man Utd
- 5% Bayern Munich 1:2 Man Utd
- 4% Bayern Munich 5:0 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 9:0 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 2:2 Man Utd
- 3% Bayern Munich 7:0 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 6:0 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 1:3 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 0:1 Man Utd
- 2% Bayern Munich 0:2 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 2:3 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 0:0 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 7:1 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 4:2 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 1:4 Man Utd
- 1% Bayern Munich 0:9 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 5:2 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 8:0 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 5:3 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 3:2 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 0:4 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 6:1 Man Utd
- 0% Bayern Munich 6:2 Man Utd
Match Stats
- Bayern Munich
- Man Utd
- Possession
- 60% 40%
- Shots
- 19 9
- Shots on Target
- 9 4
- Corners
- 7 3
- Fouls
- 8 8
Referee
Glenn Nyberg
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Scott McTominay
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replaced by Alejandro Garnacho
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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