The way it is going the first sighting will be him in his pyjamas on the plane.
Bastian Schweinsteiger | Signed for MUFC - confirmed.
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I'm actually gonna let out a little squeal when i see the pics of him in our kit.
EDIT: New ones, for any pedants out there.
EDIT: New ones, for any pedants out there.
Ok I have solution, give Evans a random number and give #6 to Schweinsteiger. Me and my obsession to have starting 11 numbered #1-11 depending on position. 
Still can't believe this is happening! I hope we present him today because I can't wait to see him in a Manchester United shirt.
Bit late now I think. Monday is the day. They will take the photo's on the plane.
New page, and nobody has said Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger. Is it off?!
The new Adidas kit too.
The sweetest thing about this signing is that under SAF, we seen a ridiculous lack of activity in the market since singing Carrick in 2006. It somehow feels a lot sweeter that we're finally signing big names in midfield. Schweinsteiger, Carrick, Herrera, Blind and Fellaini is a great collection and I think we may just add Schneiderlin.
1 - De GeaOk I have solution, give Evans a random number and give #6 to Schweinsteiger. Me and my obsession to have starting 11 numbered #1-11 depending on position.
2 - Darmian
3 - Shaw
4 - Schneiderlin
5 - Rojo
6 - Otamendi
7 - Di Maria
8 - Schweinsteiger
9 - Rooney
10 - Herrera
11 - Memphis
No mata?
no place unfortunately
Bastian Schweinsteiger.
You forgot his middle name
Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger.
Still at Carrington according the the thread title. Must be sleeping there tonight.
Still at Carrington according the the thread title. Must be sleeping there tonight.
I know it sounds daft but I'm sure it has a fairly luxury hotel-esque bit doesn't it?
Going of previous precedence wrt Darmian this will get announced tomorrow.
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Bastian: Your two mates won't always be around to protect you...
Where is the bloody scarf shot?!
Bastian fecking Schweinstiger!
Bastian fecking Schweinstiger!
Pretty sure he'll be banging Ana all over the Lowry Presidential Suite.
It's a fairly well acknowledged fact that medical examinations take 48% longer when Ana Ivanovic is in the room.
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Well there is sleeping pods I suppose.
but that's single
Trying to see if both him and Ana can fit into one of those sleeping pods.Still at Carrington according the the thread title. Must be sleeping there tonight.
Just another typical day for Bastian, sign for Manchester fecking United, bang Ana in the fecking plushest Lowry room, and be Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger.
And he's all ours. Life is good.
He's glorious.
Maybe it is better if he signs tomorrow...
- July13th was the World Cup final in 2014
- July13th was the World Cup final in 2014
Hannibalistic
He's glorious.
I bet Mata, Herrera and De Gea demanded doubles a long time ago. They would obviously want to share!
Bastian F. Schweinsteiger: "what iz ze purpose of zees part of ze examination?"
Doctor: "just your average groin check"
Bastian F. Schweinsteiger: "I do not understand why you are checking Ana though, after all zees iz my exa-"
Doctor: "Look, cocknose, who's the guy with the fecking certificate in Doctor Science from Doctor School?"
Bastian F. Schweinsteiger: "Sorry Doctor Woody."
Doctor: "Don't apologise for that son, I've got one as well at the moment!"
Ana: "Lol!"
oh god, you're going to revive Dr. Suli MD
Oh, he was just away for the summer break...
Do it Codey.Looking forward to the start of the season, hopefully we will be lucky with injuries for once and see Bastien fecking Schweinsteiger beasting the midfield. Teams are gonna fear us even more. Wonder if this will take some of the pressure off Di Maria aswell?
Well hes our best number 10 so...
"And one of them even spends more time in the treatment room than ME !"
cahlmdowncahlmdown
It's going to be really bloody weird having him in our team.
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