Attacking the space (Boss' leaving thread)

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Brilliant :lol:
 
Taking the piss is one thing, but this went too far. Come back Boss :(
 
I'm gonna make a tune about this.

"Lionel Messi - Attacks the space
Cris Ronaldo - Attacks the space
Jonah Lomu - Attacks the space
Usain Bolt - Attacks the space
Jason Bourne - Attacks the space
Forest Gump - Attacks the space
Rocky - Attacks the space
That one from Run Lola Run - Attacks the space
So get up everyone or I'll slap you face
This a new style now, gon' attack the space."


There's the chorus right there.

Mambo #5 parody?
 
I'd say he's been at home reading every word. Pulling himself to death.

To be honest, if you ask me, everybody who made a joke here is hoping that Boss is reading it, and they are pulling themselves to death to find out if he is!
 
To be honest, if you ask me, everybody who made a joke here is hoping that Boss is reading it, and they are pulling themselves to death to find out if he is!

Ok, Boss, just step away from the computer.

There's a good lad.
 
I've tweeted #attackthespace twice now. I tweeted to seamiecoleman. Hopefully he will retweet.

I'm new to this twitter malarkey so can some of you muppets follow me.
 
Attacking the space is key to the sperm race.
 
His post Barca/Madrid CL tie thread was a lot more cringeworthy than this one. Can we get that one brought back in the spirit of things?

He does come off like a 15 year old girl trying to justify her love for a pop idol most of the time; like Rihana or something.
 
To be honest, if you ask me, everybody who made a joke here is hoping that Boss is reading it, and they are pulling themselves to death to find out if he is!

Nobody cares that much to be honest.
 
The train was well busy this morning, I had to attack the space to make sure I got on to it
 
:lol::lol::lol:

Fkme what a thread to wake up to

If there was ever a 'classics of the classics' this thread would have a good start

(A rant I'd have been proud of myself:D)

O yeah and btw Boss not forgetting the actual point of your rant - you're fking spot on.

Brwned, absolutely and completely fking nailed - with knobs on :lol:
 
Went shopping this morning. Drove to the car park, drove round for ages, finally found a parking space, not wanting anyone else to get it, I attacked it.

Thank you for your advice, Boss. Without you I might not have been able to park.
 
In the morning after the day of revelations, it is clear now that Boss is actually the greatest living person, better also than those who have died, like Einstein, or Darwin.

Boss has developed three words which explain everything. I salute him.

I attack the space before us, with Boss the wind behind our sails on the good ship R'tardy.
 
Promote that man....then we e-lynch him.