Are blue teams inherently evil?

rimaldo

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What with the news of Chelsea selling parts of themselves to themselves to circumnavigate financial rules, thrupled with their 10 year contracts and Oligarchs ruining transfer fees and wages in the first place.

With City doing whatever they can to be relevant and successful, with a flagrant disregard for rules and sportsmanship. With Leicester getting relegated (deliberately?) to avoid falling foul of PSR and Everton being pinged every other week for something dodgy they’ve done; I’ve got to thinking: Are all blue teams evil?

You’ve then got the half and halfs, like Brighton and Palace, who are evil enough to treat games against United like Cup finals. Villa also spending beyond their means. Ipswich diddling their cousins, and it all starts making sense. How do fans of fair and righteous football teams stop the blue menace? What actions can we take as individuals to say “enough is enough”?

I’ve decided to stop buying Viagra and no longer recognise Neptune as a planet. I have boycotted all Jazz as it is too close to Blues. I am also limiting myself to only 5 Google searches of “blue waffle” per day. What will you do the combat the existential threat that blue teams pose to our game?
 
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Terrifying.
 
Yes indeed. My taps only run hot water now and I’ve started aggressively booing the sky. Stay vigilant, comrades.
 
SilentWitness said:
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Terrifying.
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Cleverly - not United quality
Smalling - lied about his name and called out for it by Van Gaal.
Rooney - Evertonian and Granny nonce.
Welbeck - plays for Brighton and is scoring goals that United could do with.

DarkLord1984 said:
Ipswich aren't evil. They let us put 9 past them in 1995.
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That was only to amplify the pain of our current malaise.
 
I can’t think of a single smurf who wouldn’t be better set on fire. That says a lot, I think.
 
It's like that bit at the end of the Usual Suspects. I can't believe I haven't seen it before. On the plus side, I've decided to never feel blue again.
 
I think you are really on to something here rimmy.

Everton should be expunged from the league on moral grounds. Let's give them something to booh about.
 
When I was a kid and Italian football first came to our screens I did find myself routing for AC Milan over Inter because red is good like United, blue is bad like those shitc**ts at City.

The evilness of blue teams is apparent even to children and is ingrained in the human psyche of all right-minded people.
 
rimaldo said:
What with the news of Chelsea selling parts of themselves to themselves to circumnavigate financial rules, thrupled with their 10 year contracts and Oligarchs ruining transfer fees and wages in the first place.

With City doing whatever they can to be relevant and successful, with a flagrant disregard for rules and sportsmanship. With Leicester getting relegated (deliberately?) to avoid falling foul of PSR and Everton being pinged every other week for something dodgy they’ve done; I’ve got to thinking: Are all blue teams evil?

You’ve then got the half and halfs, like Brighton and Palace, who are evil enough to treat games against United like Cup finals. Villa also spending beyond their means. Ipswich diddling their cousins, and it all starts making sense. How do fans of fair and righteous football teams stop the blue menace? What actions can we take as individuals to say “enough is enough”?

I’ve decided to stop buying Viagra and no longer recognise Neptune as a planet. I have boycotted all Jazz as it is too close to Blues. I am also limiting myself to only 5 Google searches of “blue waffle” per day. What will you do the combat the existential threat that blue teams pose to our game?
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:lol:

Incidentally, I've thought this in some form for a while.
 
Chelsea have biased this discussion.

Although even with them, apart from promoting racism via a racist club captain, secretly funding the bad guys in an international war, letting one of their players shoot a child with a gun, having another one of their players violently boot a child in the stomach on live television, literally selling off women's rights as a product, and buying things from themselves to invent money that isn't real, they aren't actually that evil
 
noodlehair said:
Chelsea have biased this discussion.

Although even with them, apart from promoting racism via a racist club captain, secretly funding the bad guys in an international war, letting one of their players shoot a child with a gun, having another one of their players violently boot a child in the stomach on live television, literally selling off women's rights as a product, and buying things from themselves to invent money that isn't real, they aren't actually that evil
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Millwall and Rangers have been blue just as long...
 
Eiffel 65 paid homage to the colour. It's no surprise that such a song would have no artistic merit and be annoying as feck.
 
Brophs said:
I can’t think of a single smurf who wouldn’t be better set on fire. That says a lot, I think.
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“Mummy, for Christmas this year, I want the new ‘Skin graft Smurf’ with realistic ooze.”
horsechoker said:
And what about that Australian dog?

I'm pretty sure he did 9/11 3
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Lassie?
Fortitude said:
:lol:

Incidentally, I've thought this in some form for a while.
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I never liked the way it just smugly sits in the night sky, all smug.
 
rimaldo said:
I’ve decided to stop buying Viagra and no longer recognise Neptune as a planet. I have boycotted all Jazz as it is too close to Blues. I am also limiting myself to only 5 Google searches of “blue waffle” per day. What will you do the combat the existential threat that blue teams pose to our game?
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:lol: ffs man
 
Mussolini was Italian. It was right there in front of us the whole time. There isn't even any blue in the Italian flag.
 
Blue movies on Channel 5, on a Friday night,were the highlight of my week growing up.
 
Liverpool used to play in Blue until the 60’s. The theory checks out.
 
Barca has a split personality.
The Garnet= Mes que un club
Blue= Let's pay off the refs.
 
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