Are blue teams inherently evil?

Liverpool - pure evil
Bayern Munich - corrupt stealers of all good german footballers
Benefica - tax frauds, embezzlers and match fixers
Roma - racists
Forest - referee bullies

All show that there are many exceptions to this rule
 
The Boy said:
Liverpool - pure evil
Bayern Munich - corrupt stealers of all good german footballers
Benefica - tax frauds, embezzlers and match fixers
Roma - racists
Forest - referee bullies

All show that there are many exceptions to this rule
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United - literal devil club
Arsenal - bribed their way into the league, the original cheats, their entire existence is based on fraud and corruption ;)
 
The tories are associated with the colour blue... Intel are generally associated with the colour blue and their CPU's have been garbage for a couple of generations now... Bluey can be a right little s*** to their parents... it's obvious when you put it all together
 
Rodgerzzz said:
The tories are associated with the colour blue... Intel are generally associated with the colour blue and their CPU's have been garbage for a couple of generations now... Bluey can be a right little s*** to their parents... it's obvious when you put it all together.
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Simply Red
The devil
The US Republican party
Ron Weazley
The film "Red Notice" (starring the rock, Gail Gadot and Ryan Reynolds)
Liverpool FC.

Also blue Shush Puppies are nicer than red shush puppies.
 
City, Millwall, Chelsea, Rangers, PSG(mostly blue). Definitely something in it.

United may wear red and have the devil symbol but we know the truth looking closer:devil:
 
Green is clearly the colour of innately good.

Red is the color of capitalism. And communism. It's just confused.
 
duffer said:
Simply Red
The devil
The US Republican party
Ron Weazley
The film "Red Notice" (starring the rock, Gail Gadot and Ryan Reynolds)
Liverpool FC.

Also blue Shush Puppies are nicer than red shush puppies.
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They also kill kids under 8 so nobodies really winning there... but on with the other examples:

Blue WKD
The uncomfortable seats on Stagecoach buses
The Virgin Mary's jacket is historically represented in blue
Bonnie Blue
The NYPD
 
duffer said:
This is outrageous from fans of the actual Satanic team.

Blue is good, red is evil. Everyone knows that.
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That is why blue is evil - because good is evil. Now back up to your heavenly dungeon cloud, you clerical which!
rimaldo said:
What with the news of Chelsea selling parts of themselves to themselves to circumnavigate financial rules, thrupled with their 10 year contracts and Oligarchs ruining transfer fees and wages in the first place.

With City doing whatever they can to be relevant and successful, with a flagrant disregard for rules and sportsmanship. With Leicester getting relegated (deliberately?) to avoid falling foul of PSR and Everton being pinged every other week for something dodgy they’ve done; I’ve got to thinking: Are all blue teams evil?

You’ve then got the half and halfs, like Brighton and Palace, who are evil enough to treat games against United like Cup finals. Villa also spending beyond their means. Ipswich diddling their cousins, and it all starts making sense. How do fans of fair and righteous football teams stop the blue menace? What actions can we take as individuals to say “enough is enough”?

I’ve decided to stop buying Viagra and no longer recognise Neptune as a planet. I have boycotted all Jazz as it is too close to Blues. I am also limiting myself to only 5 Google searches of “blue waffle” per day. What will you do the combat the existential threat that blue teams pose to our game?
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This makes me really sad. Don’t forget about Miles Davis - Red (from album Aura) and Electric Red (same album), even Red China Blues (from Get With It), and Miles/Coltrane pianist William ‘Red’ Garland. Also have to mention Charlie Parker - Red Cross (from The Complete Savoy and Dial Master Takes), Jan Garbarek - Red Wind (Visible World), and Carla Bley - Red (The Lost Chords). The list goes on.

I recommend that you put on Red Garland Trio with Rojo, and sit yourself down to read the story of The Astrosmurf and his meeting with The Swoofs.
 
rimaldo said:
What with the news of Chelsea selling parts of themselves to themselves to circumnavigate financial rules, thrupled with their 10 year contracts and Oligarchs ruining transfer fees and wages in the first place.

With City doing whatever they can to be relevant and successful, with a flagrant disregard for rules and sportsmanship. With Leicester getting relegated (deliberately?) to avoid falling foul of PSR and Everton being pinged every other week for something dodgy they’ve done; I’ve got to thinking: Are all blue teams evil?

You’ve then got the half and halfs, like Brighton and Palace, who are evil enough to treat games against United like Cup finals. Villa also spending beyond their means. Ipswich diddling their cousins, and it all starts making sense. How do fans of fair and righteous football teams stop the blue menace? What actions can we take as individuals to say “enough is enough”?

I’ve decided to stop buying Viagra and no longer recognise Neptune as a planet. I have boycotted all Jazz as it is too close to Blues. I am also limiting myself to only 5 Google searches of “blue waffle” per day. What will you do the combat the existential threat that blue teams pose to our game?
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But you still watch and star in many blue movies
 
Stobzilla said:
I know the history, no malice meant a potentially too light-hearted jibe at the Italy comment.
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I know. But it’s one of the very few areas where we don’t look like shit as a club. So I must insist on being overly correct on this one. :lol:
 
The Boy said:
Liverpool - pure evil
Bayern Munich - corrupt stealers of all good german footballers
Benefica - tax frauds, embezzlers and match fixers
Roma - racists
Forest - referee bullies

All show that there are many exceptions to this rule
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WeePat said:
United - literal devil club
Arsenal - bribed their way into the league, the original cheats, their entire existence is based on fraud and corruption ;)
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duffer said:
Simply Red
The devil
The US Republican party
Ron Weazley
The film "Red Notice" (starring the rock, Gail Gadot and Ryan Reynolds)
Liverpool FC.

Also blue Shush Puppies are nicer than red shush puppies.
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All false flags, planted there by the evil blues.
 
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Literally called the evil eye
 
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