André Onana | signed for United | On a flight to NYC
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Blocking Heaton from going to Luton because if by some bizarre, mystical spell we don't get Onana....we are playing a luton town/borderline retired GK for a title run 
This deal is so done i'm already visualising him playing as a CDM if Case gets injured.
We are not playing Tom Heaton in goal for a PL + CL campaign. End of story.
This deal is so done i'm already visualising him playing as a CDM if Case gets injured.
We are not playing Tom Heaton in goal for a PL + CL campaign. End of story.
Blocking Heaton from going to Luton because if by some bizarre, mystical spell we don't get Onana....we are playing a luton town/borderline retired GK for a title run
This deal is so done i'm already visualising him playing as a CDM if Case gets injured.
We are not playing Tom Heaton in goal for a PL + CL campaign. End of story.
Tbf to Luton, they dont need the heavy financial burden of some long-term contract knowing that they are likely to get relegated in 10month's time. Heaton makes sense for them.
Blocking Heaton from going to Luton because if by some bizarre, mystical spell we don't get Onana....we are playing a luton town/borderline retired GK for a title run
This deal is so done i'm already visualising him playing as a CDM if Case gets injured.
We are not playing Tom Heaton in goal for a PL + CL campaign. End of story.
I think its more likely because of our backup goalkeeper situation. Henderson looks pretty much certain to leave so were quite unsure how we are going to look going in to next season in the goalkeeping department
Manchester United are the tantric sex of transfer saga's. Continual edging until release.
"Coming days"...
It's like when you talk to someone and they say "in a while" and in your head that means 15 minutes, but they consider that to be between 2-4 hours...
Coming days it's what we've been told for months regarding the takeover of the club, so perhaps that means we'll see Onana between the posts in february?
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Shout out to Romano with his Wednesday/Thursday prophecy. What a clown.
Apart from the Barça jersey, good vid. He argues Onana functions like another dlp, I love it. He was Guardiola’s nightmare.
He wasn't wrong. Important conversations are happening today.
I don't believe this interview is from today by the way, I think it's from yesterday they're just discussing todays back page. So tonight could still see a deal done
The CAF: United negotiators are so shite! Why can’t they negotiate for two players at once!No wonder neither transfer is progressing
*clearly they do and now there’s reports of them doing so*
Also the CAF: WHAT?! Why can’t they be efficient and devote their efforts to one player at a time?! No wonder it’s taking so long! Our negotiators are CRAP!
Yah... I thought it was a different take.
As someone who neither moans, nor moans about the moaners, one thing I find quite odd is the collective 'The CAF' when it's used to try to highlight inconsistent thinking.
Surely the CAF is made up of thousands of posters with different views, so it's very likely that while some will praise or criticise one thing, others will think differently and praise or complain from the opposite view? Which is only inconsistent if it's the same poster contradicting themselves just to moan, not entirely different posters voicing contrasting views.
This.
The Hojlund deal is nowhere close to be done. Neither are our further signings(say another midfielder and centreback), the only one we are in advanced talks with right now is Onana, and before that it was Mount. So yeah, sure there is overlap, but its still true, that we dont close multiple deals quickly, for whatever reasons unlike other clubs.
Also, thats just incomings. Our outgoings are an absolute catastrophe. So I would appreciate it if people dont get insanely defensive or take personal affront if its suggested that our transfer team might not be amazing at their job. Its not a wild claim.
I see you mastered Italian quite well.After contracting some of our resident lip readers I've managed to gain some more info about the conversation going on in this photo.
Stop moaning.
It is but when it is consistent and very one sided it *can* arguably been as a collective view point if it is shared by a large vocal collective, no?
Wednesday/Thursday Fab? That’s what you said wasn’t it?
Stepped out of his tap-in comfort zone and put it into row z.
Because our cast offs tend to become major contributors in Serie A teams.
True.
After contracting some of our resident lip readers I've managed to gain some more info about the conversation going on in this photo.
But for the type of football Atalanta play ?
If our cast off can't play the way Ten Hag wants us to play then I'm fairly sure they wouldn't be able to adapt to the style of Gasperini.
Its one thing playing for the likes of Jose and Conte but its a different ball game completely for the likes of Gasperini, who's Atalanta team made a mockery of a fair few of our players not to long ago.
Going to be so awkward when Heaton starts against Wolves. Good ol United.
. Good ol United.Going to be so awkward when Heaton starts against Wolves
Do you think it will take another month plus to close the deal?
Inter needs money to buy Lukaku too. They won't want to drag this out any more than they need to.
Is an Everton cast-off not their best player? Some players fit well in systems. Our players are as likely to fit in specialised systems as anybody else's. If the player to be traded is greenwood, I don't see any particular reason he'd struggle with Atalanta so long as his abilities have not fallen off a cliff from lack of development time over the past season.
It'll be done because both clubs and the player want it done. United and inter simply want to get the best deal possible so it's taking a while. But it'll happen soon I'm sure
Going to be so awkward when Heaton starts against Wolves
He will be in place by then,we are just at that usual stage of Utd transfer sagas
Inter bid €30m for Lukaku, they need the money as much as we need the keeper. United are right to haggle a bit.
Not with no GK in place we aren't
It's over a month until the PL starts. Another week before we even have another friendly.
Obviously we will be signing a goalkeeper, but we've shown enough interest in other keepers that Inter can't just bend us over for Onana. Especially when they need the money as much as we need a keeper.
I'm guessing this is why Henderson hasn't been sold yet. Inter are in the weaker negotiating position here, in my opinion. The latest report is that Inter representatives have flown to London today to get the deal done.
Luckily that wont happen.Going to be so awkward when Heaton starts against Wolves
Expected movement on it today but then that's my own fault for trusting Romano
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