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Anderson | 2013/14 Performances (on loan at Fiorentina)
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Shut up, you inscrutable leprechaun.
What's happening at nAndo's these days?
You certainly haven't seen his attitude while he's approaching the fridge haven't you?
He's still stealing a wage and we're not going to be able to offload him to anybody that's in any way sane. Somebody like PSG might, but that's even a long shot.
Yet another 'new season, new start' for him then? I like the fat bastard for some reason.
so I'm presuming his loan spell is over and he will be starting training at Carrignton this monday?
Yep, the loan spell ended and his contract is up on the 30/06/2015.
This will be his season I feel.
It must be weird for him, considering Mata now has his number 8 shirt. It was almost as if the club assumed he would go last season permanently.
I can't imagine him staying though, the club showed their intentions for Ando when they gave Mata number 8, even though 7, etc. were free.
I can't imagine him staying though, the club showed their intentions for Ando when they gave Mata number 8, even though 7, etc. were free.
Give him a massive new 5 year deal. That'll get the best out of him.
Send him back to Brazil, just wrap a stick around his head with a donut at the end of it and point him South-West.
We should sign Paddy Kenny... that'll make Ando feel better.
We need to find a taker before we can sell him. He did poorly at Fiorentina but hopefully some midtable clubs are looking at him
He'd have been useful in Brazil on Tuesday... The Germans would have had a harder time passing around him.
Literally.
Ship him back home. I cannot stand the sight of him in the United roster list any longer. 
Still love him.
Saw this thread bumped.
Expected info on his whereabouts, and who he'll be playing for in the coming season.
Nothing but fat jokes.
Expected info on his whereabouts, and who he'll be playing for in the coming season.
Nothing but fat jokes.
Ship him back home. I cannot stand the sight of him in the United roster list any longer.
Shipping fees will probably be more than the rest of his contract.
In fairness quite a few of them aren't jokes. He's a fat waste of space.
Could've been a superb fullback.
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You've been rumbled Scholesy.
That's all he's useful for these days
He did leave enough memory to resurrect him with.
Seriously who would buy Anderson now?
He's in that position where the only people likely to take a punt couldn't possibly reach his wages. If I recall he's out of contract next June. I wonder whether we'll cancel his contract this summer. Hard to imagine LVG could change him when Fergie couldn't.
He's in that position where the only people likely to take a punt couldn't possibly reach his wages. If I recall he's out of contract next June. I wonder whether we'll cancel his contract this summer. Hard to imagine LVG could change him when Fergie couldn't.
From one of the most exciting young players around to a punchline for jokes involving pies and donuts. When we said we wanted you to be the next big thing, Ando, that wasn't what we meant. Still, onwards to season number 8....
Anderson, Adriano and Pato - all useless womanisers who stopped caring about their football careers to focus on chasing the women as soon as they put pen to paper on contracts that guarenteed them tens of millions even if the performed badly
Hahaha, the annual summer bumping of the Ando thread. Ah sure he's only been here 7 years now. Maybe, just maybe this will be his season. If not, sure he's only 26 etc, etc.
how about playing Anderson and Cleverley as a two man mid?
That worked amazingly I seem to recall.
That worked amazingly I seem to recall.
I remember reading somewhere that Ando was hopeless with women - could not even get the gold diggers.
Well Anderson i think had achieved a lot so early on he just lost the drive to improve - I mean a league and UCL in his first season! Injuries didnt help.
Adriano went off the rails after his dad died and just never recoverd. Pato, well i never thought he was all that anyway
It's a bit of a problem of the Brasilian players due to their upbringing and mentality. There's a reason why a lot of them drift off after a while as they lose their focus and get lost
Yes it did until Kevin Davies crocked Cleverley and we tried to play Carrick, Fletcher and Scholes alongside him, all too immobile.
Stick Fellaini in front of them, since those are the two that made him look so much better when he was at Everton
Loan him out to someone hopefully stupid enough to take on his wage and medical bills. His contract expires next summer anyway.
Aye that's as good as it gets for him really, a team in Brazil might take a chance.
A pre-season at Fulham with Magath would do him the world of good.
I think you could include Ronaldinho on that list too. His career went seriously downhill in his last season at Barca, he was 28 when he left them, I think he had the ability to be the best player of all time. Robinho is another one who could be included
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